Captain Distraction
captaindistraction.bsky.social
Captain Distraction
@captaindistraction.bsky.social
Some dude on the internet, who is a self-proclaimed captain, who distracts everyone, himself included.
So you may be wondering
spongebob is holding a pencil and a piece of paper .
Alt: I am currently wondering why you are reading this message
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December 11, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Another lego set added to the collection
November 26, 2024 at 3:03 AM
You may be wondering, because I sure as hell am
November 17, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I love how much I catch my friends off guard with how much muse dash I've played. It's my 3rd most played game on steam with 250+ hours at level 3800+. What can I say, funny two button rhythm game goes brrrr
a girl with purple hair is holding a slice of watermelon in her hands
Alt: just a distracting gif to distract you from the post above
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November 15, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Reposted by Captain Distraction
Do it for Tim... These are words I live by every day

#minecraft
November 1, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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5hr
October 29, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.
October 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
It's quite a surreal experience in factorio when you're destroying alien nests to the background noise of your friends arguing over factory layout and practices
a screenshot of a game with the words your tax dollars hard at work
ALT: a screenshot of a game with the words your tax dollars hard at work
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October 25, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Captain's the name, and distracting's the game. Who knows if I'm distracting others or just myself. I do random crap because I get random motivation, so who knows what the hell I'll do next, cuz I sure as hell don't. Prolly won't post much but this will suffice for now.
October 20, 2024 at 7:11 AM