I’m known for my jokes, accident-prone nature and hair.

Happy new year, everyone!

My resolutions this year:
1. Negotiate with the Gorns
2. Stay away from time travel
3. Learn Andorian cuisine

What’s on your list?

Time to catch up on some house maintenance in-between missions.

Why does every vision of the future aliens want to give involves burning? #startrek #strangenewworlds #comics

Everything is fine. Just your routine interrogation situation.

It’s #talklikeapirateday and I’m reminded of the one time I tried to have fun on the bridge.

Ode to Tango.

Who is the Johnny Bravo everyone keeps talking about and why do people keeping comparing us?

Isn’t she a beauty?

Maybe I should reconsider bluffing with my oxygen supply.

You could say that my birthday had the crew animated. #strangenewworlds

Who would love for me to organize a cooking show?

Name: Christopher Pike
Rank: Captain
Mission: to explore strange news worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization. To boldly go where no one has gone before.
My other mission: supervise kids on a science field trip. #startrek

#Beep