CaptainCoby
@captaincoby.bsky.social
Just a guy who speaks his mind.
When you come across absolutely blatant bullshit on the internet, just scroll on past it without engaging. They are banking on you diving into the comments thus gaining more views and more clicks aka more money for them.
Starve them back into irrelevance and into their moms basements.
Starve them back into irrelevance and into their moms basements.
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you come across absolutely blatant bullshit on the internet, just scroll on past it without engaging. They are banking on you diving into the comments thus gaining more views and more clicks aka more money for them.
Starve them back into irrelevance and into their moms basements.
Starve them back into irrelevance and into their moms basements.
Congrats to Santa on successfully handing out toys to children in the USA without being kidnapped by ICE.
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Congrats to Santa on successfully handing out toys to children in the USA without being kidnapped by ICE.
Kids decided 4am was a good time to make sure Santa arrived.
Thankfully coffee is abundant today
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Thankfully coffee is abundant today
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Kids decided 4am was a good time to make sure Santa arrived.
Thankfully coffee is abundant today
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Thankfully coffee is abundant today
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Jake Paul trying to avoid a punch
a cartoon of beavis and butthead running in a park
ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead running in a park
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Jake Paul trying to avoid a punch
The fact Jake Paul just said Tyson and his fight was the greatest boxing match of all time makes me hope his beating tonight is painful.
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The fact Jake Paul just said Tyson and his fight was the greatest boxing match of all time makes me hope his beating tonight is painful.
Seahawk fans waking up today knowing we
Clinched.
Clinched.
a man laying in a bed in a bedroom with a window
ALT: a man laying in a bed in a bedroom with a window
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Seahawk fans waking up today knowing we
Clinched.
Clinched.
Odd that people were doxed and threatened for saying the same shit Trump said about Rob Reiner towards Charlie Kirk......
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Odd that people were doxed and threatened for saying the same shit Trump said about Rob Reiner towards Charlie Kirk......
1 seat away from a majority for the Liberals.
My bet is on Pierre Poilievre to cross the floor next 😀
My bet is on Pierre Poilievre to cross the floor next 😀
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
1 seat away from a majority for the Liberals.
My bet is on Pierre Poilievre to cross the floor next 😀
My bet is on Pierre Poilievre to cross the floor next 😀
Pierre Poilievre will be hitting the bottle extra hard this holiday season as it's his last one in government funded housing.
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Pierre Poilievre will be hitting the bottle extra hard this holiday season as it's his last one in government funded housing.
Want to stop fake news and disinformation from making its rounds on the internet... stop allowing people to profit off it. These fucks will have to go find jobs for once to pay bills.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Want to stop fake news and disinformation from making its rounds on the internet... stop allowing people to profit off it. These fucks will have to go find jobs for once to pay bills.
I'm willing to bet most of you have either owned or know someone who owned a Chevy Cavalier or a Pontiac Sunfire.
Am I right?
Am I right?
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm willing to bet most of you have either owned or know someone who owned a Chevy Cavalier or a Pontiac Sunfire.
Am I right?
Am I right?
People acting like Mark Carney didn't know First Nation people's weren't going to allow any pipelines to be built.
Now Danielle Smith can't blame the Libs or himself... She has to blame First Nations.
Smart move by Mark.
Now Danielle Smith can't blame the Libs or himself... She has to blame First Nations.
Smart move by Mark.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
People acting like Mark Carney didn't know First Nation people's weren't going to allow any pipelines to be built.
Now Danielle Smith can't blame the Libs or himself... She has to blame First Nations.
Smart move by Mark.
Now Danielle Smith can't blame the Libs or himself... She has to blame First Nations.
Smart move by Mark.
In your humble opinion, what do you think the toughest occupation in the world is??
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In your humble opinion, what do you think the toughest occupation in the world is??
Anyone else find it odd that right winger lost their fucking minds when Trudeau used the Emergency Act to get the shit off the streets in Ottawa but they are silent when Danielle Smith keeps using the Notwithstanding clause WHICH is more destructive and tramples their actual rights and freedoms???
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Anyone else find it odd that right winger lost their fucking minds when Trudeau used the Emergency Act to get the shit off the streets in Ottawa but they are silent when Danielle Smith keeps using the Notwithstanding clause WHICH is more destructive and tramples their actual rights and freedoms???
I am often mistaken for a Lib ( side note, never voted Lib in my life) that being said, there is ZERO reason to have any wait times at hospitals, schools falling apart ,homeless people or families struggling to survive.
We pay enough tax to fund it all
I'll run on that platform, vote for Coby.
We pay enough tax to fund it all
I'll run on that platform, vote for Coby.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I am often mistaken for a Lib ( side note, never voted Lib in my life) that being said, there is ZERO reason to have any wait times at hospitals, schools falling apart ,homeless people or families struggling to survive.
We pay enough tax to fund it all
I'll run on that platform, vote for Coby.
We pay enough tax to fund it all
I'll run on that platform, vote for Coby.
Danielle Smith has lost control of the UCP, likely to cross the floor and join the NDP.... lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Danielle Smith has lost control of the UCP, likely to cross the floor and join the NDP.... lol
Separatists are going to destroy the UCP from within.
Love it
Love it
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Separatists are going to destroy the UCP from within.
Love it
Love it
Mark Carney is going to make Danielle Smith look like a fool. He gave her all the rope she needs.
Go ahead Dani, get that pipeline built with no investments, BC telling you to fuck off and the Indigenous folks not allowing it.
When the pipeline doesn't happen, you can't blame the Libs this time.
Go ahead Dani, get that pipeline built with no investments, BC telling you to fuck off and the Indigenous folks not allowing it.
When the pipeline doesn't happen, you can't blame the Libs this time.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Mark Carney is going to make Danielle Smith look like a fool. He gave her all the rope she needs.
Go ahead Dani, get that pipeline built with no investments, BC telling you to fuck off and the Indigenous folks not allowing it.
When the pipeline doesn't happen, you can't blame the Libs this time.
Go ahead Dani, get that pipeline built with no investments, BC telling you to fuck off and the Indigenous folks not allowing it.
When the pipeline doesn't happen, you can't blame the Libs this time.
Pierre keeps bitching about how trillions of dollars of foreign investment will be put into a new pipeline. If that's the case why are 0 companies stepping up to fund the project or want it?
Alberta doesn't use the pipelines already built to full capacity.
Canada pays, O&G execs reap the rewards.
Alberta doesn't use the pipelines already built to full capacity.
Canada pays, O&G execs reap the rewards.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pierre keeps bitching about how trillions of dollars of foreign investment will be put into a new pipeline. If that's the case why are 0 companies stepping up to fund the project or want it?
Alberta doesn't use the pipelines already built to full capacity.
Canada pays, O&G execs reap the rewards.
Alberta doesn't use the pipelines already built to full capacity.
Canada pays, O&G execs reap the rewards.
Since McDavid joined the Oilers here is the list of goalies that have been ran out of Edmonton.
Cam Talbot
Anders Nilsson
Jonas Gustavsson
Mikko Koskinin
Anthony Stolarz
Mike Smith
Jack Campbell
Next up on the list will be:
Stuart Skinner
Calvin Pickard
Goaltending isn't the issue.
Cam Talbot
Anders Nilsson
Jonas Gustavsson
Mikko Koskinin
Anthony Stolarz
Mike Smith
Jack Campbell
Next up on the list will be:
Stuart Skinner
Calvin Pickard
Goaltending isn't the issue.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Since McDavid joined the Oilers here is the list of goalies that have been ran out of Edmonton.
Cam Talbot
Anders Nilsson
Jonas Gustavsson
Mikko Koskinin
Anthony Stolarz
Mike Smith
Jack Campbell
Next up on the list will be:
Stuart Skinner
Calvin Pickard
Goaltending isn't the issue.
Cam Talbot
Anders Nilsson
Jonas Gustavsson
Mikko Koskinin
Anthony Stolarz
Mike Smith
Jack Campbell
Next up on the list will be:
Stuart Skinner
Calvin Pickard
Goaltending isn't the issue.
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my beloved Ottawa Senators will hoist the Stanley Cup before the Oilers ever will in the future.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my beloved Ottawa Senators will hoist the Stanley Cup before the Oilers ever will in the future.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
Well, as we approach the holiday season I feel as though its the appropriate time to remind you all that mincemeat tarts are far superior and better tasting than buttertarts.
Let the comment battle begin.
Let the comment battle begin.
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Well, as we approach the holiday season I feel as though its the appropriate time to remind you all that mincemeat tarts are far superior and better tasting than buttertarts.
Let the comment battle begin.
Let the comment battle begin.
Trump delayed the release of these files long enough to scrub his name.
Guaranteed
Guaranteed
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump delayed the release of these files long enough to scrub his name.
Guaranteed
Guaranteed
Pierre loses to Trudeau, Pierre loses to Bruce Fanjoy, Pierre loses to Mark Carney, Pierre runs to Alberta and bribes Damien Kurek to step down to snag his seat, Pierre says budgets bad, Pierre loses confidence vote in budget. Pierre will lose his leadership review. Pierre, proven loser for 20 years
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pierre loses to Trudeau, Pierre loses to Bruce Fanjoy, Pierre loses to Mark Carney, Pierre runs to Alberta and bribes Damien Kurek to step down to snag his seat, Pierre says budgets bad, Pierre loses confidence vote in budget. Pierre will lose his leadership review. Pierre, proven loser for 20 years