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Brains, not BS. Rebuilding from scratch with science, soul, and some damn good meals. 🧠🧄 Zombie Wellness is alive.
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The major difference between wellness pros and doctors: we don’t dismiss clients’ concerns or pretend to know everything. We prioritize collaboration, curiosity, and continuous learning. Doctors often stop evolving after med school. This system needs to change. #PatientEmpowerment #HealthJustice
This is one of the most profound wellness concepts one can embrace. Virtually all maladies see improvement when we start moving. I am living proof of this, having literally clawed my way out of the grave, one step at a time.

#WellnessJourney #MovementIsMedicine #HealingThroughMotion #Love
July 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
One of the worst crimes? Ultra-processed foods laced with brain-hijacking chemicals. We were sold addiction, poisoned in secret, and now blamed for the weight and chaos we never chose. #FoodTruth

July 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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🧟‍♂️ Zombie Wellness returns!
Quiet, not idle. Rebuilt. Certified. Leveled up.

✅ Red Light Therapy certified

⚡ Aspiring therapist + wellness coach

🧬 Focused on circadian health, neuro repair, total-body restoration.

#ZombieWellness #RedLightTherapy #DeAging #NeuroRepair #RebuildFromWithin
July 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
With all things I deny myself at this age to stay fit and healthy, I hope to God I die before coffee ☕️ goes extinct!
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Weekend dinners are ‘I’m making something special for my spouse’ nights.

Pivoting to low-fat meant getting creative—1st attempt at handmade shrimp gyoza 🍜 & miso salad with diced grapefruit, fresh ginger & pomegranate arils, etc. 🍽️

#foodsky #lowfat #healthyfood #homemade #weekenddinner
January 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Medical pivot prompted us into an extreme low-fat diet, but we’re deliciously making it work! Tonight’s seared tuna (1.5g), roasted asparagus w/ Parmesan (3.6g), & herbed couscous (0.3g) = 5.4g fat total. Clean, high-protein, & flavorful! 🍜🍽️

#foodsky #foodporn #lowfat #healthyeating #homemade
January 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Excited to see obesity redefined—fitness ditched BMI 25+ yrs ago. Docs still use BMI on charts!. Take charge of your health—educate yourself because the system won’t. Change is overdue.

#HealthReform #Obesity #Fitness #Wellness #HealthEducation #BMIisOut #BlueSky
New report proposes redefining obesity by adding body fat and health status to BMI
New guidance from a team of health experts around the world proposes expanding the definition of obesity beyond the popular body mass index (BMI) measure.
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January 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🍽️🍜 Pivoting to ultra-low-fat meals has never looked—or tasted—this good! At just 1.5g fat per plate, this colorful, flavorful dish proves “diet food” can be indulgent & satisfying. Made from scratch, it’s low fat, high flavor, & you’d never notice it’s healthy! Recipe in alt text

#FoodSky #FoodPorn
January 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ágnes Keleti inspired: 31 y/o Olympic champ, 10 medals, oldest gymnastics gold medalist ever, & Holocaust survivor. She roared back from loss & barriers, proving age isn’t a limit. At 60, I’m working toward splits by 65. It HURTS, but Ágnes showed me anything’s possible

#Athletics #AgingGracefully
January 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes disability looks like this. As 1 of 35% of Americans w/ non-Alzheimers dementia, I’m treated like a trained 🐒. I walk & talk but am denied access. We are diverse; show love, compassion & empathy. Listening changes everything

#DisabilityAwareness #InvisibleDisabilities #ListenWCompassion
January 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Our Household’s 2025 Mantra:

Life doesn’t need to be perfect. It simply needs to be lived well, with a joyful heart.

#LiveWell #JoyfulLiving #MindfulLife #EmbraceImperfection #WellnessJourney

@christophesaint.bsky.social
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January 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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🍜 🍽️ this is a great question: what store bought items do you cheat with? My big 3:

1. RAO’s marinara. I don’t make pasta often enough to cook sauce
2. Costco ravioli-any variety; Add their pesto 4 budget goodness!
3. Heinz gravy w/ add ins. Nobody’s ever guessed!
Home Cooks Are Sharing The "Already-Prepared" Foods That Are Way Better And Cheaper Than If You Made Them Yourself, And It’s So Helpful
A full tummy and wallet? Say less.
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December 30, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Who says breakfast has to be boring?🥑 avocado toast topped w/ feta, pepitas & drizzled w/ hot honey & garlic honey 4 a sweet-savory twist. No cooking, just flavor-packed variety on every plate 🍽️🍜 It’s an easy satisfying Saturday dish!

#FoodSky #FoodPorn #AvocadoToast #HealthyBreakfast #EasyRecipes
December 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Want to avoid the misery of needing a doctor? See a wellness pro. We focus on keeping you healthy all year & don’t just pill 💊 push. Who has your best interests at heart: the one who profits from illness or the one who prevents it?

#WellnessOverProfit #HealthMatters #PreventativeCare #ChooseHealth
December 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes🍜 🍽️ cooking is all about garnishing. A friend asked y my food tastes better—I said, ‘We use the same ingredients but I make mine look nice’ Store-bought pumpkin soup? Dress it up w/ oyster crackers, scallions, sour cream, ginger matchsticks, cinnamon & pepitas!

#foodsky #foodie #FoodCheats
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
After years of searching, I’ve finally discovered the ULTIMATE anti-aging regimen: Collagen boost, youthful skin, AND elder fitness in one simple solution: a big bag over the head. 😂✨

#ElderBeauty #CollagenCare #SeniorFitnessGoals #GreatSkin #AgelessHumor #GlowUpAtAnyAge #BlueSkyVibes
December 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM

🍽️ 🍜 Easy, delicious, & resourceful! This stir-fry made the most of leftover veggies, freezer staples like frozen mango & shrimp, toasted sesame seeds, & rice. Perfect way to reduce waste & enjoy a vibrant dinner!

#FoodSky #LeftoversMadeDelicious #CookingHack #EasyMeals #Foodie
December 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Sometimes life gives you store-bought soup, and you give it a glow-up. 🍽️ 🍜 Sour cream drizzle, toasted almonds, scallions, and a sprinkle of paprika, dill & black pepper. Voilà: gourmet! Pair w/ olive focaccia & your friends will never know 😘

#FoodSky #FoodPorn #HomemadeHack #Foodie #FoodGlam
December 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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🍽️🍜 As a nutritionist & former trainer, I’m ecstatic about FDA’s new guidelines! For decades, I’ve seen people misled by “healthy” junk food. This shift empowers shoppers to make smarter choices w/out a nutrition PhD!

#FoodRevolution #HealthyEating #NutritionMatters
FDA ruling limits which foods can be labeled 'healthy' on packaging
What does “healthy” mean? New guidelines for food labels focus on what we should eat, instead of what we shouldn't.
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December 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Sometimes, disability looks like this. Surprise! Not all disabled people are in wheelchairs. She’s missing a hand, but you’ll be too busy watching her crush it to notice. We exist, we slay & we still need kindness & accommodations.

#Inclusion #DisabilityAwareness #RepresentationMatters #Diversity
December 20, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Once a coastal elite city slicker w/ rural roots, I’m reminded that if we want to stitch our country back together, it starts here—in stunning spaces like this. We share more than what divides us, & it’s on that we can rebuild.

#RuralLife #Unity #Nature #Democracy

@christophesaint.bsky.social
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Sometimes food is the best medicine. My spouse wasn’t feeling well, so I made these cranberry mustard deviled eggs w/ green olives & a creative twist. Hard-boiled eggs made tasty medicine this time! 🍽️🍜 (Recipe in alt text)

#FoodSky #foodporn #HomeCooking #HealthyEats #Foodie #FoodIsMedicine #Dinner
December 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
What does a can of apricots, orzo & a leftover piece of chicken make? Magic✨! Apricot-glazed chicken over garlic mushroom-artichoke orzo w/ green olives & almonds. A quick, affordable dinner when time’s tight but flavor can’t be beat. 🍽️ 🍜 Recipe in alt text

#FoodSky #eats #cuisine #foodie #homemade
December 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM