Captain Buzzface 💛🤍💜🖤
@captainbuzzface.bsky.social
My name is Biscuit Echo Brændgård and I pulled 12 G’s on the flip flap railway (they, them)
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I am the solid snake of grinchposting
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I am the solid snake of grinchposting
I can't talk right now. I have to post a Bluesky to my small army of goon bots.
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I can't talk right now. I have to post a Bluesky to my small army of goon bots.
I'm stochastic. Got the haters giving seminars, praying for my downfall
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm stochastic. Got the haters giving seminars, praying for my downfall
I'm fuckin alkaline. I glow in the dark so hard the haters thought I was a anglerfish
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I'm fuckin alkaline. I glow in the dark so hard the haters thought I was a anglerfish
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Harry Scrote
Groom
Ohio, County Marriages, 1789-2016
Groom
Ohio, County Marriages, 1789-2016
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Harry Scrote
Groom
Ohio, County Marriages, 1789-2016
Groom
Ohio, County Marriages, 1789-2016
Foxbussy got me on a watchlist
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Foxbussy got me on a watchlist
The thing about bussy is- *runs away*
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The thing about bussy is- *runs away*
Boisterous bussy bandit
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Boisterous bussy bandit
Big bouncin boobies boobed boobily
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Big bouncin boobies boobed boobily
Call me Jesus of Nazareth the way I'm dying for these zyns
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Call me Jesus of Nazareth the way I'm dying for these zyns
Drank 32 Carlsbergs and teleported to Latvia
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Drank 32 Carlsbergs and teleported to Latvia
In the clurb straight up committing sewer slide
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In the clurb straight up committing sewer slide
Going to South Dakota and just shitting all over the place
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Going to South Dakota and just shitting all over the place
Here I sit on the bus, tangled in wires.
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Here I sit on the bus, tangled in wires.
My back hurts from carrying all this immense gock
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My back hurts from carrying all this immense gock
My back hurts from carrying all this immense talent
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My back hurts from carrying all this immense talent
Right, I'm on a RORO ferry drinking a latte
September 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Right, I'm on a RORO ferry drinking a latte
Where am I again?
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Where am I again?
I did it all for the Nuukie
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I did it all for the Nuukie
I'm in Nuuk getting Nuukie
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm in Nuuk getting Nuukie
I'm in Geneva whipping my cock out at the McDonald's there
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm in Geneva whipping my cock out at the McDonald's there
@captainbuzzface.bsky.social you're a lil bitch
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@captainbuzzface.bsky.social you're a lil bitch
I'm in Ireland getting turnt off that fertilizer anaconda
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm in Ireland getting turnt off that fertilizer anaconda
In the club gettin fucked up on boat mechanic
September 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In the club gettin fucked up on boat mechanic
Fuck my stupid Baka life, I should be home absolutely plowing my beautiful wife
September 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuck my stupid Baka life, I should be home absolutely plowing my beautiful wife