captain BTY
@captainbty.bsky.social
The “do the crime, do the time” people voted for a felon DEI hire, their opinions are null.
June 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The “do the crime, do the time” people voted for a felon DEI hire, their opinions are null.
I spent too much time on the naziapp this morning and now I’m drunk with rage, with only 45 mins until my work shift starts.
January 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I spent too much time on the naziapp this morning and now I’m drunk with rage, with only 45 mins until my work shift starts.
Taking Sara to her first pro basketball game on Jan 29th for Pacers v. Pistons on WWE Night. My first Pacers game in years.
They said “free bobblehead”, and I said “bet.”
They said “free bobblehead”, and I said “bet.”
January 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Taking Sara to her first pro basketball game on Jan 29th for Pacers v. Pistons on WWE Night. My first Pacers game in years.
They said “free bobblehead”, and I said “bet.”
They said “free bobblehead”, and I said “bet.”
Just finished Wicked for the sixth time since seeing it in theaters last Friday.
Comfort movie fr fr.
Comfort movie fr fr.
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just finished Wicked for the sixth time since seeing it in theaters last Friday.
Comfort movie fr fr.
Comfort movie fr fr.
Post a pic of you around the holidays as a kid…
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Post a pic of you around the holidays as a kid…
Reposted by captain BTY
One CEO gets shot and now all CEOs are scared to go back to the office.
Imagine how our children feel going back to school.
Imagine how our children feel going back to school.
December 19, 2024 at 12:29 AM
One CEO gets shot and now all CEOs are scared to go back to the office.
Imagine how our children feel going back to school.
Imagine how our children feel going back to school.
Reposted by captain BTY
Spent all my hourglasses on a 10box and got this on my third pack. Thought I broke the app.
#PokemonTCGPocket #MysticIsland
#PokemonTCGPocket #MysticIsland
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Spent all my hourglasses on a 10box and got this on my third pack. Thought I broke the app.
#PokemonTCGPocket #MysticIsland
#PokemonTCGPocket #MysticIsland
A reminder to everyone to rewatch INSIDE by Bo Burnham
December 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
A reminder to everyone to rewatch INSIDE by Bo Burnham
90+ GOTG Option pack!
12DAY-GOTG-OPTION-PACK
12DAY-GOTG-OPTION-PACK
December 14, 2024 at 5:21 PM
90+ GOTG Option pack!
12DAY-GOTG-OPTION-PACK
12DAY-GOTG-OPTION-PACK
I desperately need to shave, too, so that's gonna add another 20mins to the runtime of my society-induced acts of alleged "self-care".
I don’t like to wish my life away, but I’m really looking forward to getting home, taking a shower, and watching Critical Role until I fall asleep.
December 12, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I desperately need to shave, too, so that's gonna add another 20mins to the runtime of my society-induced acts of alleged "self-care".
Reading through my eBay buyer feedback gives me such a weird sense of pride.
Yes, I AM an A++ buyer, pay quickly, and have great communication.
I just wish my mid-2010s drug dealers thought the same way.
Yes, I AM an A++ buyer, pay quickly, and have great communication.
I just wish my mid-2010s drug dealers thought the same way.
December 12, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Reading through my eBay buyer feedback gives me such a weird sense of pride.
Yes, I AM an A++ buyer, pay quickly, and have great communication.
I just wish my mid-2010s drug dealers thought the same way.
Yes, I AM an A++ buyer, pay quickly, and have great communication.
I just wish my mid-2010s drug dealers thought the same way.
Sara thinks her most expensive Xmas gift is the $80 longboard…
She doesn’t know about the (now-Collector’s) Animal Crossing Switch I had to haggle down to $190 😏
She doesn’t know about the (now-Collector’s) Animal Crossing Switch I had to haggle down to $190 😏
December 12, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Sara thinks her most expensive Xmas gift is the $80 longboard…
She doesn’t know about the (now-Collector’s) Animal Crossing Switch I had to haggle down to $190 😏
She doesn’t know about the (now-Collector’s) Animal Crossing Switch I had to haggle down to $190 😏
I don’t like to wish my life away, but I’m really looking forward to getting home, taking a shower, and watching Critical Role until I fall asleep.
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I don’t like to wish my life away, but I’m really looking forward to getting home, taking a shower, and watching Critical Role until I fall asleep.
We’re finally starting our family D&D campaign. I was planning for 4 players. I just found out last night there will actually be 7 total. Lmao
December 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
We’re finally starting our family D&D campaign. I was planning for 4 players. I just found out last night there will actually be 7 total. Lmao
I gave up after he was winning 10-4 in a Salary Cap game, he paused for the full duration, and then hit me with this.
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I gave up after he was winning 10-4 in a Salary Cap game, he paused for the full duration, and then hit me with this.
Reposted by captain BTY
If you’re hoping for some kind of future MAGA reckoning, I’m here to tell you, won’t happen.
Germans still loved Hitler while standing in the rubble of their homes scouring for food while he was in the bunker writing about how they deserved to die for failing him in the war.
Germans still loved Hitler while standing in the rubble of their homes scouring for food while he was in the bunker writing about how they deserved to die for failing him in the war.
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
If you’re hoping for some kind of future MAGA reckoning, I’m here to tell you, won’t happen.
Germans still loved Hitler while standing in the rubble of their homes scouring for food while he was in the bunker writing about how they deserved to die for failing him in the war.
Germans still loved Hitler while standing in the rubble of their homes scouring for food while he was in the bunker writing about how they deserved to die for failing him in the war.
reptards
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 AM
reptards
Nah I hate the NBA fuck this 30-year obsession of mine
November 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Nah I hate the NBA fuck this 30-year obsession of mine
Idk, if I said “I’ll be done between 9-9:30”, and then at 9:30 I said “oh it’ll only be 15 more mins” and then it’s 10:15 and there’s still 30mins left of work to do, I’m pretty sure I’d get reamed like a stack of paper.
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Idk, if I said “I’ll be done between 9-9:30”, and then at 9:30 I said “oh it’ll only be 15 more mins” and then it’s 10:15 and there’s still 30mins left of work to do, I’m pretty sure I’d get reamed like a stack of paper.
I am a hater of Bobby Portis Jr.
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I am a hater of Bobby Portis Jr.
Caller: “how much is your cheapest concentrate?”
Me: “I can’t tell you over the phone, but you can check out our website!”
Her: “I was just on your site and it said you have it at [$$], but down the street at [other dispo], they have it for [$].”
Me: “ok cool so why did you call then?”
Me: “I can’t tell you over the phone, but you can check out our website!”
Her: “I was just on your site and it said you have it at [$$], but down the street at [other dispo], they have it for [$].”
Me: “ok cool so why did you call then?”
November 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Caller: “how much is your cheapest concentrate?”
Me: “I can’t tell you over the phone, but you can check out our website!”
Her: “I was just on your site and it said you have it at [$$], but down the street at [other dispo], they have it for [$].”
Me: “ok cool so why did you call then?”
Me: “I can’t tell you over the phone, but you can check out our website!”
Her: “I was just on your site and it said you have it at [$$], but down the street at [other dispo], they have it for [$].”
Me: “ok cool so why did you call then?”
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Caller: “how much is your cheapest concentrate?”
Me: “I can’t tell you over the phone, but you can check out our website!”
Her: “I was just on your site and it said you have it at [$$], but down the street at [other dispo], they have it for [$].”
Me: “ok cool so why did you call then?”
Me: “I can’t tell you over the phone, but you can check out our website!”
Her: “I was just on your site and it said you have it at [$$], but down the street at [other dispo], they have it for [$].”
Me: “ok cool so why did you call then?”
Friendsgiving turkey getting deep fried as we speak 🧑🍳🦃🍗
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Friendsgiving turkey getting deep fried as we speak 🧑🍳🦃🍗