Captain Bonkus
captainbonkus.bsky.social
Captain Bonkus
@captainbonkus.bsky.social
Alter ego of renowned engineer and gadabout. You don’t know him. Nope. Guess again.
Printer: do you want a receipt?

Me: I better. George Soros is a real stickler on reimbursements

#nokings
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Hey, cursed monkey paw! Guns are the leading cause of death in US children. Can you do something about that?”

#RFK #CDC

thehill.com/homenews/edu...
September 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Once again refused a pierogi
August 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
OK, I’m guessing when they release the “Epstein Files” it will just be a note saying Donald Trump never was on the plane or visited the island (signed “Epstein’s mother”).
July 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just changed the name of my car to “Harvey Milk.”
June 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“I can't help myself! I have no control over this, this evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices, the torment!”

www.thetimes.com/us/american-...

#USAID
June 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Phrasing!
April 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
About time we replaced all the peacefighters at the Pentagon.
April 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM