Capn’ Jolly Rogers
@capnjollyrogers.bsky.social
One leg ✅
Epic beard ✅
YouTube pirate guy✅
Epic beard ✅
YouTube pirate guy✅
SM33 is my absolute favorite part of Skeleton Crew so far. A pirate droid with a peg leg and missing eye?! Just the best
December 4, 2024 at 8:43 PM
SM33 is my absolute favorite part of Skeleton Crew so far. A pirate droid with a peg leg and missing eye?! Just the best
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I mean how else are you supposed to get funny?
November 26, 2024 at 7:18 AM
I mean how else are you supposed to get funny?
Yasiin Bey called his bitch ass out and y’all ignored it
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Yasiin Bey called his bitch ass out and y’all ignored it
This is just a fact of soup. I’ve literally just made soup for overnight and left it on simmer for a day to just come grab a cup whenever
November 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This is just a fact of soup. I’ve literally just made soup for overnight and left it on simmer for a day to just come grab a cup whenever
No you owe yourself peace
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
No you owe yourself peace
My only family now is my son and my brother. My son is going to be with his mother’s family who hates me because she cheated on me and broke up with me. And my brother is a days drive away in Yosemite and I can’t put chains on my car I only have one leg and drive without a prosthetic
November 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
My only family now is my son and my brother. My son is going to be with his mother’s family who hates me because she cheated on me and broke up with me. And my brother is a days drive away in Yosemite and I can’t put chains on my car I only have one leg and drive without a prosthetic
Isn’t it wild how our life is marked by absurdity? Think about it, you’re not like remember that time in ‘92 when I had a sandwich? It’s the out of the ordinary that stands out.
November 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Isn’t it wild how our life is marked by absurdity? Think about it, you’re not like remember that time in ‘92 when I had a sandwich? It’s the out of the ordinary that stands out.
I wants it… my precious
November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I wants it… my precious
Once you go thicc, there’s no better place for your…
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Once you go thicc, there’s no better place for your…
I’m mad as hell because so many reports of votes not being counted or burned or lost and the country is just shrugging their shoulders and resigning to “welp, it was good while it lasted…”
November 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I’m mad as hell because so many reports of votes not being counted or burned or lost and the country is just shrugging their shoulders and resigning to “welp, it was good while it lasted…”
Spider-Jess, Spider-Jess, does whatever a Spider-Jess does
November 24, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Spider-Jess, Spider-Jess, does whatever a Spider-Jess does
Pfft, pfft I say
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Pfft, pfft I say
I know that the scene has become competitive but you know back before games went online it was just about having a good time
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I know that the scene has become competitive but you know back before games went online it was just about having a good time
Not nearly as nice
November 24, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Not nearly as nice
As bad as things may seem you have to hang in there, Skeleton Crew is just around the corner…
November 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
As bad as things may seem you have to hang in there, Skeleton Crew is just around the corner…
Garlic searches out skin and never goes away
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Garlic searches out skin and never goes away
Show me your pet and who they were named after
He brought me balance and serenity. I miss him so
He brought me balance and serenity. I miss him so
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Show me your pet and who they were named after
He brought me balance and serenity. I miss him so
He brought me balance and serenity. I miss him so
I want a solid breakfast, patty melts, good soup, and bomb ass burgers. Coke products because we appreciate quality
November 24, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I want a solid breakfast, patty melts, good soup, and bomb ass burgers. Coke products because we appreciate quality
a man in a suit says i mean
ALT: a man in a suit says i mean
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 12:07 PM
If you lined every highway, and eventually every roadway and freeway you’d be able to power the country or at least most. Between the solar and kinetic system you could power roadway lighting, water filtration for the drainage, and create standard utility lines that are easy to install and maintain
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 PM
If you lined every highway, and eventually every roadway and freeway you’d be able to power the country or at least most. Between the solar and kinetic system you could power roadway lighting, water filtration for the drainage, and create standard utility lines that are easy to install and maintain
If I had stupid billionaire money I’d replace all roads with solar paneled kinetic tiles. They’d be modular and include power, telecom, internet and water lines. I’d add protected bike/pedestrian/sk8 lanes. There’s be a heater system to prevent frost, drains to prevent flooding, and, LED lighting.
November 24, 2024 at 12:01 PM
If I had stupid billionaire money I’d replace all roads with solar paneled kinetic tiles. They’d be modular and include power, telecom, internet and water lines. I’d add protected bike/pedestrian/sk8 lanes. There’s be a heater system to prevent frost, drains to prevent flooding, and, LED lighting.
Damn I miss Yosemite, can’t wait to get stable on my prosthetic so I can hike again
November 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Damn I miss Yosemite, can’t wait to get stable on my prosthetic so I can hike again