J🏳️🌈
@capncuddles.bsky.social
gay demiboy, showing off my bod & tryna gain 42lb by 2/14 😘 lemme be your fairy fagbrother 🩷
boy bods, self-love, higher-dimensional kindness
insta/@: capn_cuddles
grom: capncuddles
venmo: capn_coherence
cashapp: $capncuddles
find me 🥰
boy bods, self-love, higher-dimensional kindness
insta/@: capn_cuddles
grom: capncuddles
venmo: capn_coherence
cashapp: $capncuddles
find me 🥰
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gain goals for 2026:
~ jan 1 rn: 72 kg / 158 lb
~ feb 14: 90 / 198
~ apr 30: 100 / 220
~ jun 30: 110 / 242
~ sep 30: 120 / 264
ive only gotten up to 100 kg / 220 lbs before, in 2023. this year ima smash that as fast as possible ✊
send me 🍔💰, ill give you love ❤️
pictured: 100-kg unit, feb 2023
~ jan 1 rn: 72 kg / 158 lb
~ feb 14: 90 / 198
~ apr 30: 100 / 220
~ jun 30: 110 / 242
~ sep 30: 120 / 264
ive only gotten up to 100 kg / 220 lbs before, in 2023. this year ima smash that as fast as possible ✊
send me 🍔💰, ill give you love ❤️
pictured: 100-kg unit, feb 2023
ive been gaining ~1 lb every 36 hrs 😳😈😇💕
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
ive been gaining ~1 lb every 36 hrs 😳😈😇💕
drove up the coast with a friend with a friend yesterday, and we did it ✨gay✨
#gay #gaygainer #belly #fat
#gay #gaygainer #belly #fat
January 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
drove up the coast with a friend with a friend yesterday, and we did it ✨gay✨
#gay #gaygainer #belly #fat
#gay #gaygainer #belly #fat
Ignore everything the government says about the BLS report/jobs. The economy is in freefall, and the government is lying to you about it so you don't pull all your savings.
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ignore everything the government says about the BLS report/jobs. The economy is in freefall, and the government is lying to you about it so you don't pull all your savings.
the lard accumulates!
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sorry i dont put alt text on most photos. i have adhd and honestly these platforms are now perfectly capable of generating functional alt text by themselves, so the fact that they make us do it ourselves and guilt trip us for not is obnoxious. im just too tired for this shit
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sorry i dont put alt text on most photos. i have adhd and honestly these platforms are now perfectly capable of generating functional alt text by themselves, so the fact that they make us do it ourselves and guilt trip us for not is obnoxious. im just too tired for this shit
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
the lard accumulates!
~
sorry i dont put alt text on most photos. i have adhd and honestly these platforms are now perfectly capable of generating functional alt text by themselves, so the fact that they make us do it ourselves and guilt trip us for not is obnoxious. im just too tired for this shit
~
sorry i dont put alt text on most photos. i have adhd and honestly these platforms are now perfectly capable of generating functional alt text by themselves, so the fact that they make us do it ourselves and guilt trip us for not is obnoxious. im just too tired for this shit
finite regress of a growing belly
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
finite regress of a growing belly
the world is confusing and scary and moving way too fast.
the only thing we can do is crush as many calories into our anxious little bods as possible and cry away the fear until the paradigm of cishet anxiety all collapses, and then we'll build a lil utopia for the fat gays.
🌹🏳️🌈
the only thing we can do is crush as many calories into our anxious little bods as possible and cry away the fear until the paradigm of cishet anxiety all collapses, and then we'll build a lil utopia for the fat gays.
🌹🏳️🌈
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
the world is confusing and scary and moving way too fast.
the only thing we can do is crush as many calories into our anxious little bods as possible and cry away the fear until the paradigm of cishet anxiety all collapses, and then we'll build a lil utopia for the fat gays.
🌹🏳️🌈
the only thing we can do is crush as many calories into our anxious little bods as possible and cry away the fear until the paradigm of cishet anxiety all collapses, and then we'll build a lil utopia for the fat gays.
🌹🏳️🌈
if you are against ICE, republicans, and capitalism:
- buy second hand.
- eat as much as you can and get fat.
- jeer at all politicians, including democrats you think you like.
- give absolutely no time or fucks to straight people.
- stop going to work.
- dont pay taxes in 2026.
- buy second hand.
- eat as much as you can and get fat.
- jeer at all politicians, including democrats you think you like.
- give absolutely no time or fucks to straight people.
- stop going to work.
- dont pay taxes in 2026.
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
if you are against ICE, republicans, and capitalism:
- buy second hand.
- eat as much as you can and get fat.
- jeer at all politicians, including democrats you think you like.
- give absolutely no time or fucks to straight people.
- stop going to work.
- dont pay taxes in 2026.
- buy second hand.
- eat as much as you can and get fat.
- jeer at all politicians, including democrats you think you like.
- give absolutely no time or fucks to straight people.
- stop going to work.
- dont pay taxes in 2026.
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leave your job. your employer--no matter who they are--does not deserve your labor.
then go get fat
then go get fat
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
leave your job. your employer--no matter who they are--does not deserve your labor.
then go get fat
then go get fat
i spent like $100 on underwear last fall (necessary replacements) and now they're all too small 🫠 this is both good and bad
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i spent like $100 on underwear last fall (necessary replacements) and now they're all too small 🫠 this is both good and bad
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I hope you don't mind
February 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I hope you don't mind
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Starting 2026 in a good place 😀
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Starting 2026 in a good place 😀
happy 2026 yall, scale says i gained 1.4 kg last night?!? (3 lbs)
dec 31: 71.5 kg
jan 1: 72.9 kg
🤯🤯🤯
totally empty and not pushing out in this one. new stretchmarks are already starting to redden ever so faintly 😱🤭
dec 31: 71.5 kg
jan 1: 72.9 kg
🤯🤯🤯
totally empty and not pushing out in this one. new stretchmarks are already starting to redden ever so faintly 😱🤭
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
happy 2026 yall, scale says i gained 1.4 kg last night?!? (3 lbs)
dec 31: 71.5 kg
jan 1: 72.9 kg
🤯🤯🤯
totally empty and not pushing out in this one. new stretchmarks are already starting to redden ever so faintly 😱🤭
dec 31: 71.5 kg
jan 1: 72.9 kg
🤯🤯🤯
totally empty and not pushing out in this one. new stretchmarks are already starting to redden ever so faintly 😱🤭
get fat
eat ass
hold boys lovingly
🧜🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️🦄
eat ass
hold boys lovingly
🧜🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️🦄
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
get fat
eat ass
hold boys lovingly
🧜🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️🦄
eat ass
hold boys lovingly
🧜🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️🦄
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gain goals for 2026:
~ jan 1 rn: 72 kg / 158 lb
~ feb 14: 90 / 198
~ apr 30: 100 / 220
~ jun 30: 110 / 242
~ sep 30: 120 / 264
ive only gotten up to 100 kg / 220 lbs before, in 2023. this year ima smash that as fast as possible ✊
send me 🍔💰, ill give you love ❤️
pictured: 100-kg unit, feb 2023
~ jan 1 rn: 72 kg / 158 lb
~ feb 14: 90 / 198
~ apr 30: 100 / 220
~ jun 30: 110 / 242
~ sep 30: 120 / 264
ive only gotten up to 100 kg / 220 lbs before, in 2023. this year ima smash that as fast as possible ✊
send me 🍔💰, ill give you love ❤️
pictured: 100-kg unit, feb 2023
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 AM
gain goals for 2026:
~ jan 1 rn: 72 kg / 158 lb
~ feb 14: 90 / 198
~ apr 30: 100 / 220
~ jun 30: 110 / 242
~ sep 30: 120 / 264
ive only gotten up to 100 kg / 220 lbs before, in 2023. this year ima smash that as fast as possible ✊
send me 🍔💰, ill give you love ❤️
pictured: 100-kg unit, feb 2023
~ jan 1 rn: 72 kg / 158 lb
~ feb 14: 90 / 198
~ apr 30: 100 / 220
~ jun 30: 110 / 242
~ sep 30: 120 / 264
ive only gotten up to 100 kg / 220 lbs before, in 2023. this year ima smash that as fast as possible ✊
send me 🍔💰, ill give you love ❤️
pictured: 100-kg unit, feb 2023
"happy" new years, get fat boys
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"happy" new years, get fat boys
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM