Migratory 🇨🇦 Acorn, but confused between seasons
@canuckacorn.bsky.social
Refugee from the other place. Still 🇨🇦Military dilettante, OSINT watcher, bicycle fan, outdoorsy 🏳️🌈. Takes can be hot/otherwise. Big Maple operative. Uses “please/thank you” #milflamingo
Am I going to be the hot/cute queer Viking-looking woman in a 3 piece suit at several weddings this year?
Yes. Yes I am.
Am I going to be a dykon? Probs.
Will I still have massive self-doubt and question whether I’ll spend the rest of my life alone?
Duhhh. Yes, of course!!
…love this for me.
Yes. Yes I am.
Am I going to be a dykon? Probs.
Will I still have massive self-doubt and question whether I’ll spend the rest of my life alone?
Duhhh. Yes, of course!!
…love this for me.
January 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Am I going to be the hot/cute queer Viking-looking woman in a 3 piece suit at several weddings this year?
Yes. Yes I am.
Am I going to be a dykon? Probs.
Will I still have massive self-doubt and question whether I’ll spend the rest of my life alone?
Duhhh. Yes, of course!!
…love this for me.
Yes. Yes I am.
Am I going to be a dykon? Probs.
Will I still have massive self-doubt and question whether I’ll spend the rest of my life alone?
Duhhh. Yes, of course!!
…love this for me.
Am I ok with having missed all the bowl games and attendant absurdity? Yup.
Am I ok with having missed both the inaugural Professional Women’sHockey League game, and the winter classic? No. Not at all.
…but I am getting on a cruise ship later today so I can drown my woes in umbrella drinks.
Am I ok with having missed both the inaugural Professional Women’sHockey League game, and the winter classic? No. Not at all.
…but I am getting on a cruise ship later today so I can drown my woes in umbrella drinks.
January 2, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Am I ok with having missed all the bowl games and attendant absurdity? Yup.
Am I ok with having missed both the inaugural Professional Women’sHockey League game, and the winter classic? No. Not at all.
…but I am getting on a cruise ship later today so I can drown my woes in umbrella drinks.
Am I ok with having missed both the inaugural Professional Women’sHockey League game, and the winter classic? No. Not at all.
…but I am getting on a cruise ship later today so I can drown my woes in umbrella drinks.
Further insight. I’m resting up so I can resume previously scheduled smashing of the patriarchy. Plan is to smash harder in 2024 😈😈
December 31, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Further insight. I’m resting up so I can resume previously scheduled smashing of the patriarchy. Plan is to smash harder in 2024 😈😈
I’m not sick, or busy, or recovering. I’m just resting really hard, and I accept that for me 🙂
December 30, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I’m not sick, or busy, or recovering. I’m just resting really hard, and I accept that for me 🙂
Well, with Thanksgiving over, we enter into the season of watching abominably bad holiday movies. I’m opening this year’s campaign with a strong contender…lots of sappy tropes, a bit of romance, some vague misconceptions.
Guys, gals, non-binary pals…I give you “Operation Christmas Drop”.
Guys, gals, non-binary pals…I give you “Operation Christmas Drop”.
November 27, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Well, with Thanksgiving over, we enter into the season of watching abominably bad holiday movies. I’m opening this year’s campaign with a strong contender…lots of sappy tropes, a bit of romance, some vague misconceptions.
Guys, gals, non-binary pals…I give you “Operation Christmas Drop”.
Guys, gals, non-binary pals…I give you “Operation Christmas Drop”.
Why yes, I am sitting here, watching Wheel of Time and building Lego and sipping tea. Why do you ask?
November 19, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Why yes, I am sitting here, watching Wheel of Time and building Lego and sipping tea. Why do you ask?
I need to get back to a line unit, quickly.
November 12, 2023 at 2:40 PM
I need to get back to a line unit, quickly.
😀snow 😀snow 😀 snow 😀 snow
November 9, 2023 at 3:19 AM
😀snow 😀snow 😀 snow 😀 snow
TODAY’S THE DAY!!! …of to Casa Bonita with my sister from another mister. Shenanigans guaranteed!
November 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
TODAY’S THE DAY!!! …of to Casa Bonita with my sister from another mister. Shenanigans guaranteed!
TFW you wake up and your mind feels like it’s Friday but your body knows it’s Wednesday and you just break a little bit.
October 25, 2023 at 11:25 AM
TFW you wake up and your mind feels like it’s Friday but your body knows it’s Wednesday and you just break a little bit.
As my opening (albeit belated) salvo for cozy season, I am:
A)batch cooking beef stew
B) watching Beetlejuice
C) doing bicycle maintenance
D) going hiking
E) all of the above
F) none of the above
A)batch cooking beef stew
B) watching Beetlejuice
C) doing bicycle maintenance
D) going hiking
E) all of the above
F) none of the above
October 21, 2023 at 11:48 PM
As my opening (albeit belated) salvo for cozy season, I am:
A)batch cooking beef stew
B) watching Beetlejuice
C) doing bicycle maintenance
D) going hiking
E) all of the above
F) none of the above
A)batch cooking beef stew
B) watching Beetlejuice
C) doing bicycle maintenance
D) going hiking
E) all of the above
F) none of the above
Happy sigh.
October 20, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Happy sigh.
Happy :)
October 13, 2023 at 7:36 AM
Happy :)
Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ in the departures concourse at 0830 on a Tuesday…
Porque no? 🤣🤷♀️
Porque no? 🤣🤷♀️
October 10, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ in the departures concourse at 0830 on a Tuesday…
Porque no? 🤣🤷♀️
Porque no? 🤣🤷♀️
Ironman Kona?
Yes please!!
Yes please!!
October 10, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Ironman Kona?
Yes please!!
Yes please!!
Hey gang! Guess who stopped in? Our friendly neighbourhood llama is here at @mamallama1.bsky.social
October 9, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Hey gang! Guess who stopped in? Our friendly neighbourhood llama is here at @mamallama1.bsky.social
Is there anything more awkward than being a single mid-40s woman with a crush? Like…I don’t think so but am open to reframing.
October 4, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Is there anything more awkward than being a single mid-40s woman with a crush? Like…I don’t think so but am open to reframing.
At an epic women’s mountain biking festival. The vibes are *immaculate*. I could go into detail, but I might break my own feed. So…I’ll drop feed.
Thing 1 - I got a free pair of Smartwool socks within five minutes of getting here.
Thing 1 - I got a free pair of Smartwool socks within five minutes of getting here.
September 23, 2023 at 2:53 AM
At an epic women’s mountain biking festival. The vibes are *immaculate*. I could go into detail, but I might break my own feed. So…I’ll drop feed.
Thing 1 - I got a free pair of Smartwool socks within five minutes of getting here.
Thing 1 - I got a free pair of Smartwool socks within five minutes of getting here.
Welcome to 🇨🇦 bluesky. We have rules here.
1. We can dance if we want to
2. We can leave your friends behind
3. ‘Cause your friends don't dance
4. And if they don't dance
5. Well they're no friends of mine
1. We can dance if we want to
2. We can leave your friends behind
3. ‘Cause your friends don't dance
4. And if they don't dance
5. Well they're no friends of mine
September 19, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Welcome to 🇨🇦 bluesky. We have rules here.
1. We can dance if we want to
2. We can leave your friends behind
3. ‘Cause your friends don't dance
4. And if they don't dance
5. Well they're no friends of mine
1. We can dance if we want to
2. We can leave your friends behind
3. ‘Cause your friends don't dance
4. And if they don't dance
5. Well they're no friends of mine
Today, my boss sent me an email response to some staff work I did for her late Friday. It simply said “excellent work, acorn”…and this was my staff officer soul re-energized.
September 19, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Today, my boss sent me an email response to some staff work I did for her late Friday. It simply said “excellent work, acorn”…and this was my staff officer soul re-energized.
So far, my favourite ripoff of the Bentley girl add is either Snowbird 8 doing it for a Tutor, or the guy that did it for a tractor.
September 17, 2023 at 10:00 PM
So far, my favourite ripoff of the Bentley girl add is either Snowbird 8 doing it for a Tutor, or the guy that did it for a tractor.
September 17, 2023 at 7:45 PM
😀😀😀 happiness alert!!!
Just found out my friend (who is also my ex-wife) got married today to her partner of 6 years, and I couldn’t be happier for them
😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Just found out my friend (who is also my ex-wife) got married today to her partner of 6 years, and I couldn’t be happier for them
😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
September 17, 2023 at 4:58 AM
😀😀😀 happiness alert!!!
Just found out my friend (who is also my ex-wife) got married today to her partner of 6 years, and I couldn’t be happier for them
😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Just found out my friend (who is also my ex-wife) got married today to her partner of 6 years, and I couldn’t be happier for them
😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
This delights me. Also, anyone wanna lend me a few thousand bucks?
Apparently, some actors (not Drew Barrymore) are auctioning off weird things to help support striking crew members. This is Hannah's. 😂
September 17, 2023 at 4:08 AM
This delights me. Also, anyone wanna lend me a few thousand bucks?
*walks in, looks around*
*pulls up chair, cracks beer*
Hi fam! How’s things?
*pulls up chair, cracks beer*
Hi fam! How’s things?
September 17, 2023 at 3:18 AM
*walks in, looks around*
*pulls up chair, cracks beer*
Hi fam! How’s things?
*pulls up chair, cracks beer*
Hi fam! How’s things?