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ca.nti ☆
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guided by an indescribable hard fought lucky force

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📌 dude. I'm a TV.
Doc said son you gotta stop docking but i told the cunt docking never ends dock all day dock all night dock till i die.
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 AM
there's genuinely no fucking way they made a sequel
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Works cited:
1. The joint i smoked a year ago
2. My penis
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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ULTRAKILL developer Santiago B. hints at a possible "fruit update" coming alongside Layer 8: FRAUD. 👀

"There's an important area you can find in layer 8 that's honestly mouth-watering. I was so hungry while developing it and the trees look so nice too. The 'Fruity Song' in that area too. So good."
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
im working on this again element if you're reading this hi i'm working on it again
February 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
id prolly post about linux soooo much on my twitter but it's all techbros and PERVERTS who are not in tune to my wavelength. Here however there's approximately 9 people online at any given moment so i can dump out my brain with -0 care in the world.
February 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
install neovim with sudo pacman -S neovim we have mediocre code and a whole dictionary of gestures and inputs to learn it's like a video game it's fun like a video game
February 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
we smoking on hella penis tonight no homo
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Creator of ONE PIECE, Eiichiro Oda speaks with GoodFruitsAnime why he chose fruits (Devil Fruits) as a foundation for his worldbuilding:

"Ever since I was young, I always thought about how great fruits tasted. It felt defining in a way, I thought. A person could easily be described through fruits."
January 24, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to complete a MANDATORY playthrough of Lifeline for the PS2 using untested third party PS2 microphones.

What are your thoughts on this!?
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
only truly beautiful things are allowed to enter the heaven that is suruga-ya
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
over the past year or so i've been utterly enamored by this title I found while scrolling the suruga-ya mines I'm able to find no information on it and for some unknown reason it's priced at 110,000 fucking yen
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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GAMING FRUIT FACTS:

At the end of Danganronpa V1: Trigger Happy Havoc, it's revealed by Monokuma the world has descended into despair after the news that Mamoncillos have gone EXTINCT.
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Creator of the Touhou Project series, ZUN, spoke in an interview with FruitGamer in 2022 about his opinions on fruits:

"I like to think of fruits as equal to all the characters I've ever made. If I hadn't created Touhou, I believe I'd have worked on a series about fruits instead. Maybe one day."
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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GAMING LEAKS:

Rumors have started spreading that the legendary studio FromSoftware Inc., known for the 'Dark Souls' franchise, plans on announcing a new game seemingly themed after FRUITS! 👀

Leakers have shared an early development screenshot of their possible upcoming project 'Durian Souls III'.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Deadlock developer 'Yoshi' speaks about why hero 'Fruity' was removed from the game during development:

"During early development, we had planned for a Horticulturist hero, of which we labelled 'Fruity' in the files. But we couldn't quite manage to make it work due to limitations. Sorry."
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Deadlock 1/14/2026 5 consecutive 6-stack wins here are some clips
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 AM
In lecture bored as shit i think im gonna go home and file my taxes
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
NO MORE GOONING.
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 AM
this is the greatest thing ive ever done i love my smb so fucking much bro
im putting everything important ive ever accumulated in my computer life on my non raid supported server and if it gets corrupted i will kill myself
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
im putting everything important ive ever accumulated in my computer life on my non raid supported server and if it gets corrupted i will kill myself
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
it's actually so crazy how good linux feels to use after tolerating a couple months of getting your dick smashed with stones
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
📌 dude. I'm a TV.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM