Candy
@candymo.bsky.social
Progressive, Gen X, Texan, Yacht Rock
I hope my raptured neighbors leave me some nice steaks today.
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hope my raptured neighbors leave me some nice steaks today.
None of us ever know WTF to eat.
March 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
None of us ever know WTF to eat.
Chicken wings, crash potatoes, brownies from scratch. All this and we don’t even watch sportsball.
February 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Chicken wings, crash potatoes, brownies from scratch. All this and we don’t even watch sportsball.
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
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Whatever it comes back as, it won't be the same. It's like Pet Cemetery. "Sometimes dead is better."
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Whatever it comes back as, it won't be the same. It's like Pet Cemetery. "Sometimes dead is better."
Documenting the price of a dozen eggs. Curbside price, central Texas, 1/19/25, $4.71
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Documenting the price of a dozen eggs. Curbside price, central Texas, 1/19/25, $4.71
This sheds a whole new light to the old saying “human milk for human babies.” What creatures did I nurse for so long?!? 👽
He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.
January 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This sheds a whole new light to the old saying “human milk for human babies.” What creatures did I nurse for so long?!? 👽
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My mom would tell my kitten that he’s going to ruin his eyes sitting so close to the TV.
January 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My mom would tell my kitten that he’s going to ruin his eyes sitting so close to the TV.
Is there a date that we’re deleting our FB accounts? Together for added impact?
January 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is there a date that we’re deleting our FB accounts? Together for added impact?
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The top 5 foods you need to AVOID in 2025 to get healthier
1. These
2. Lists
3. Are
4. Really
5. Stupid
1. These
2. Lists
3. Are
4. Really
5. Stupid
December 31, 2024 at 2:20 PM
The top 5 foods you need to AVOID in 2025 to get healthier
1. These
2. Lists
3. Are
4. Really
5. Stupid
1. These
2. Lists
3. Are
4. Really
5. Stupid
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January 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Welcome to The Contrarian, a new media outlet not owned by anybody
You won’t find cozy alliances, half-measures, or false equivalences here. We bend the knee to no one, vigorously challenge unchecked authority and champion transparency and accountability
Join our venture at contrarian.substack.com
You won’t find cozy alliances, half-measures, or false equivalences here. We bend the knee to no one, vigorously challenge unchecked authority and champion transparency and accountability
Join our venture at contrarian.substack.com
Fill your water jugs, Texans.
Rumor has it Cancun Cruz was spotted at the airport.
Rumor has it Cancun Cruz was spotted at the airport.
January 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fill your water jugs, Texans.
Rumor has it Cancun Cruz was spotted at the airport.
Rumor has it Cancun Cruz was spotted at the airport.
A gold, diamond encrusted band on an Apple Watch is the new Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
December 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A gold, diamond encrusted band on an Apple Watch is the new Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
Why do I bother pretending that things I buy for myself are for Christmas? That stuff never makes it under the tree.
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Why do I bother pretending that things I buy for myself are for Christmas? That stuff never makes it under the tree.
I just went through the drive thru car wash and their soap scent and lighting gave me a flashback to 1982 Spencers Gifts. Strange.
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I just went through the drive thru car wash and their soap scent and lighting gave me a flashback to 1982 Spencers Gifts. Strange.
I resemble this remark.
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I resemble this remark.
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Just like in the Bible ✝️
December 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Just like in the Bible ✝️
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Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
I put my house lights up before Thanksgiving for the first time ever just to have some cheer. If the HOA tries to ding me for having them up too early, I might pretend to be a persecuted Christian. #irony
November 19, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I put my house lights up before Thanksgiving for the first time ever just to have some cheer. If the HOA tries to ding me for having them up too early, I might pretend to be a persecuted Christian. #irony
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You’ll never guess who says he is considering taking away Medicaid and food stamps from up to 70 million Americans…
Did y’all wanna talk about the price of eggs still or nah?
Did y’all wanna talk about the price of eggs still or nah?
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
You’ll never guess who says he is considering taking away Medicaid and food stamps from up to 70 million Americans…
Did y’all wanna talk about the price of eggs still or nah?
Did y’all wanna talk about the price of eggs still or nah?
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The urge to become a fairytale witch and go to the woods is real.
November 15, 2024 at 1:11 PM
The urge to become a fairytale witch and go to the woods is real.