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Candy For Humans @candyforhumans.bsky.social · Aug 19
What would you rather wear to your grandma’s funeral?

A) Wrong Never Tasted So Right
B) Sticky Affair
C) Thicc & Bisquey
Comment A/B/C and DM me — I’ll send you a 20% off code.
candyforhumans.bsky.social
What would you rather wear to your grandma’s funeral?

A) Wrong Never Tasted So Right
B) Sticky Affair
C) Thicc & Bisquey
Comment A/B/C and DM me — I’ll send you a 20% off code.
August 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"Sticky Affair" Shirt — Peanut Butter Caught in a Messy Love Triangle 🍫🥪😉
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August 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Wrong Never Tasted So Right" Shirt — Pizza & Ranch’s Dirty Secret 🍕🥗💦

Late night. Empty box. Too much ranch… and zero regrets.
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August 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"Thicc and Bisquey" Shirt — Serving Looks Hotter Than Soup 🍞🔥

Drippin’ cheese. Serving body. Stay hungry, stay thirsty. 😏
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August 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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🚀💧 Anti Elon Cry Club 💧🚀
Sad rocket man. Dog money. No Mars.
Join the club.

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August 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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☕ Wake & Bake? More like Sip & Rip.
Stonerbucks: fueling mornings since… what time is it again? 🥴
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August 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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🍟 Would you like fries with that… and also a lighter?
Welcome to McHIGH — open 4:20 to whenever we wake up. 🌿
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August 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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🏌️‍♂️ 0% skill. 100% commitment.
Masters of Disaster — because every swing’s a hazard. ⛳
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August 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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🏏⚾️🏀 Smoke break counts as cardio, right?
Dank’s Sporting Goods — where every game is a high score. 🌿
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August 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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🍺🎸 Crank the amp, crack the can.
Bud Heavy Metal — brewed for volume. 🔊💀
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August 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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⛳ + 🥤 = questionable life choices.
Fore Loko — for when your golf game needs… energy.
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#GolfHumor #FunnyGolf #WeekendVibes #GolfStyle #GolfFail #DrinkResponsibly #ForeLoko #GolfLife
August 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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🍺⛳ Cool shades. Cold beer. Zero shame.
Par-Tee Animal — the life of every 19th hole.
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#GolfHumor #ParTeeAnimal #FunnyGolf #GolfLife #WeekendVibes #GolfStyle #BeerLovers #GolfFail
August 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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🍺 Parallel parking? Nah.
IPA Lot — parking for hops enthusiasts only.
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August 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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🍺🌿 When the mountains turn green… you’re already lit.
Coors Lit — high altitude meets high attitude.
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August 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Dry campus? Never heard of it. 🍹🌴
Tee, tank, or both — neon vibes only.
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August 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Sad… but drippy. 🫠
Hats, shorts, tees! neon mood for any fit. 🛒 www.teepublic.com/hat/78832997...
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August 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Drunk as a fish. 🍺🐟
Shorts, tanks, hoodies, tees — same energy on land or sea.
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August 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Look me in the eyes, bruh. 👁️‍🗨️
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#Streetwear #DripCheck #FestivalStyle #TruckerHat #StreetwearOutfit #DopeFits #StreetStyle #UrbanFashion #FestivalOutfit #OutfitInspo #MensStreetwear #WomensStreetwear #SkaterStyle #StreetwearBrand #StreetCulture #SummerFit #HatGame
August 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Buy it before your next bad decision. 🛒
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August 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM