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Candice Chetta
@candicechetta.bsky.social
A little out there. Tarot Reader. CPTSD. ADHD/ASD. Trash nerd. Brooklyn. they/them.
These yt women pretending to not understand why Garcelle doesn't fuck with them is crazy work.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Starting my xmas movie watchlist:

New:
Champagne Problems
Jingle Bell Heist
A Merry Little Ex-Mas

The Family Holiday (2007)

What else?
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Uh huh. Ok.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by Candice Chetta
Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A mosquito just bit my ass through my office chair seat
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I slept until nearly 8am??? This never, ever happens
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's a rainy, cloudy morning and that makes me feel cozy and nice
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm really fucking feeling down this week
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What's it like to sleep in?
September 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hahahahaha
Jesus christ😂
August 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Did y'all know they changed the "... ever see a goose kissing a moose" lyric in Down By The Bay for the younger generations? Am I the only one who finds that really interesting?
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I have been having terrible dreams every single day right before I wake up. Today was particularly bad and it's so predictable that I thought "oh, must be tome to get up" and it was 6am on the dot. I am depressed and exhausted and these dreams are all trauma-related and terrible.
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Tag yourself! I'm Mez Mico.
"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
August 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Dean Cain is a loser bitch and has always been the fucking worst Superman from the worst fucking Superman show ever.

He has to get a job with ICE bc he hasn't had another offer in decades and they're taking anyone who's racist and has a pulse.
August 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Power restored in time for 40th festivities ✨🩷

August 2nd babyyyyy
July 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I turn 40 in 2 days and the celebrations start today. Pray for my back, knees, and probably my liver.
July 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just happy cried for like 40 minutes over sweet little internet videos so feeling pretty good
July 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I have been having a rough go of it today and that's ok because tomorrow is another one and I can start over
July 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Had me a little autistic meltdown as a treat this morning and now I want to cancel all my plans for a week and stay in bed :D
July 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Just got my first ad for the Rockettes Christmas Spectacular of the year 🥹
July 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Does any one else at a big age still get irrationally angry at things that happen in dreams, sometimes, and need to take time to calm down? Whewwww the brain is such an interesting thing
July 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM