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Canadian Boy Ryan
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I unironically love Ghosts of Mars.

My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/22K4B
I relish in the fact there's someone out there who watches all the oscar nominated films, and will not be prepared for The Substance.
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
In honour of this news I will be getting drunk tonight whilst watching the original Labyrinth, and spamming Robert Eggers socials.

Nosferatu’s Robert Eggers to direct sequel to 1986’s Labyrinth www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ja...
Nosferatu’s Robert Eggers to direct sequel to 1986’s Labyrinth
Director of recent horror remake set to revisit Jim Henson’s beloved classic starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So this was kinda lousy.
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We talk Jaundice, Canadian Horror, and dark secrets hidden in books. Check it out!

youtu.be/4SqQ03i0CNg?...
December 14, 2023 at 1:13 AM
1000!? I'm floored. Suspiria must just hit different. Thanks to those who shared, and to those who watched.
November 29, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Obligatory self promotion. Check us out while we're brand new, and still really awkward about everything! You wanna get there, before we become too good.

youtube.com/@HormonalWer...
November 26, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Spooky season watching continues with first time watches. Come to Daddy is on tonight... it makes me feel Hella awkward, and Elijah Wood has a weird haircut.
October 11, 2023 at 12:13 AM
October watches continue with a new personal fav. I absolutely loved everything about this flick. Even if the rest of the month is a washout, it was worth it, to discover this movie.
October 5, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Seen't Saw x, it's simultaneously one of the best, and one of the worst Saw flicks to ever Saw. Plus, its 2 hrs... why? That doesn't ever need to happen in a Saw franchise. Either way, still had much fun. Recommend to Saw fans.
October 4, 2023 at 12:01 PM
2nd night of my Oct watchlist. Been meaning to cross this off for years, can't wait!
October 2, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Octobers watchlist, is starting off better than Septembers.
October 1, 2023 at 7:03 PM
2nd chance sept winding down... sigh... I just want this to end.
September 30, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Say do you wanna eat 11 hard boiled eggs? No? What if I cut them in half, take out the yolk, add some mayo, mustard, challots, and spices to the yolk. Then put the yolk back in.
September 28, 2023 at 1:22 AM
White Claws. The alcohol for the health conscious individual. They do be tasty, tho.
September 27, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Tonight's viewing is this forgotten jem. First time watch. Apparently, its Joan Crawfords final performance.
September 27, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Tonights 2nd chance Sept... it's a'ight. Still don't get why it's such a big deal in the horror community. Give me part 2, any day of the week. Clancy Brown at his Clanciest.

2.5 outta 5.
September 21, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Today's 2nd Chance September!!!... ... ... no, just... ew, no.
September 19, 2023 at 12:09 AM
2nd chance sept continues with Texas Chainsaw Netflix. Absolutely hated this when it first came out, but I'm currently halfway through my 2nd watch... I dare say, I might actually be enjoying myself a fair bit.
September 16, 2023 at 3:36 PM
This picture showed up on my FB feed the other day, I absolutely adore it.
September 15, 2023 at 8:04 PM
The Burning left a bad taste in my mouth, so I was recommended this piece of summer camp slasher. I'm not lying when I'm saying they spin in the hot tub. 110% worth a watch.
September 15, 2023 at 7:29 PM
2nd Chance September continues with The Burning. I felt like this could have been called SA at summer camp: The Movie. Then it was pointed out to me that it was written by Harvey Weinstein. Fuck this movie, and may that piece of trash continue to rot in jail.

0.5 outta 5
September 14, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Thank you giant tiger, who does not have bluesky, apparently. For making a line of spooky season shirts brave enough to pay tribute to the greatest hellraiser film of all time.
September 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
First surprise of 2nd chance September Comes from Cabin in the woods. While I'm still not a fan of the middle, the opening is fun, and the finale is epic. 3.5/5.
September 12, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Watching "Wreckage and Rage" (The making of Alien 3) Seeing the behind the scenes shit show, only makes you further appreciate how much of a miracle it was, that this movie turned out to be good.
September 11, 2023 at 3:13 AM
So I guess this is like Twitter... I never really learned how to use Twitter...
September 11, 2023 at 2:48 AM