Campy Draper
@campydraper.bsky.social
Project Manager / Client Solutions by day. Writer, Artist, nonchalant tour de force by night.
Getting to the point where just need to turn the whole internet off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Getting to the point where just need to turn the whole internet off.
One piece of business advice I give to everyone is to always keep a bag of marshmallows by your front door so you can just pop one or two of them bad boys into your mouth whenever you’re coming in or going out.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
One piece of business advice I give to everyone is to always keep a bag of marshmallows by your front door so you can just pop one or two of them bad boys into your mouth whenever you’re coming in or going out.
Great news for famed Portland business, Mr. Plywood.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Great news for famed Portland business, Mr. Plywood.
Hamburger Helper implies the existence of Hamburger Hinder
August 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hamburger Helper implies the existence of Hamburger Hinder
By the time I’m done with all my physical therapy exercises, it’s time to go to bed.
August 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
By the time I’m done with all my physical therapy exercises, it’s time to go to bed.
My inner child wishes I could be sad about Hulk Hogan dying.
July 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My inner child wishes I could be sad about Hulk Hogan dying.
1. First #TTRPG you ever played - D&D 2e
2. First you ever ran - D&D 3e
3. Played the most - D&D 5e
4. Run the most - D&D 5e
5. Favorite - Blades in the Dark.
6. Most recently played - Vaesen
7. Most recently run - Daggerheart
2. First you ever ran - D&D 3e
3. Played the most - D&D 5e
4. Run the most - D&D 5e
5. Favorite - Blades in the Dark.
6. Most recently played - Vaesen
7. Most recently run - Daggerheart
1. First #TTRPG you ever played - pre Red Box D&D
2. First you ever ran - see #1
3. Played the most - Marvel FASERIP
4. Run the most - I have no idea
5. Favorite - Smallville/Cortex Prime. Legends of the Wulin. Runequest.
6. Most recently played - Daggerheart
7. Most recently run - Unknown Armies
2. First you ever ran - see #1
3. Played the most - Marvel FASERIP
4. Run the most - I have no idea
5. Favorite - Smallville/Cortex Prime. Legends of the Wulin. Runequest.
6. Most recently played - Daggerheart
7. Most recently run - Unknown Armies
1. First #TTRPG you ever played - Fiasco
2. First you ever ran - D&D 3.5-ish
3. Played the most - VtM 5e
4. Run the most - Cortex Prime
5. Favorite - I refuse. I’ll just mention Ten Candles since it’s not elsewhere on the list.
6. Most recently played - VtM 5e
7. Most recently run - Daggerheart
2. First you ever ran - D&D 3.5-ish
3. Played the most - VtM 5e
4. Run the most - Cortex Prime
5. Favorite - I refuse. I’ll just mention Ten Candles since it’s not elsewhere on the list.
6. Most recently played - VtM 5e
7. Most recently run - Daggerheart
July 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
1. First #TTRPG you ever played - D&D 2e
2. First you ever ran - D&D 3e
3. Played the most - D&D 5e
4. Run the most - D&D 5e
5. Favorite - Blades in the Dark.
6. Most recently played - Vaesen
7. Most recently run - Daggerheart
2. First you ever ran - D&D 3e
3. Played the most - D&D 5e
4. Run the most - D&D 5e
5. Favorite - Blades in the Dark.
6. Most recently played - Vaesen
7. Most recently run - Daggerheart
I keep calling him cheeto but he keeps being president wtf I thought this would work
July 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I keep calling him cheeto but he keeps being president wtf I thought this would work
Parenting a toddler is one thing. But parenting toddler when you wear glasses is like parenting your middle school bully—stop taking my glasses my mom says they’re are expensive.
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Parenting a toddler is one thing. But parenting toddler when you wear glasses is like parenting your middle school bully—stop taking my glasses my mom says they’re are expensive.
Look y’all. I’m 40. The Cheetos need to either be flamin’ or hot but not both.
June 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Look y’all. I’m 40. The Cheetos need to either be flamin’ or hot but not both.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
May 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Can’t believe I lost out on being the Grand Marshal of the Grand Floral parade to a fucking baby elephant.
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Can’t believe I lost out on being the Grand Marshal of the Grand Floral parade to a fucking baby elephant.
I’m convinced that Joe Biden shouldn’t run for president in 2028
May 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m convinced that Joe Biden shouldn’t run for president in 2028
Just chiming in to say I don’t like how things are going.
April 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just chiming in to say I don’t like how things are going.
Do WinAmp visualizers count as screen time for kids?
January 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Do WinAmp visualizers count as screen time for kids?
Now that it’s about a week into January I can begin to admit I’m going though some little treat withdrawals
January 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Now that it’s about a week into January I can begin to admit I’m going though some little treat withdrawals
I wouldn’t wear jeans inside my own house if God was coming over
January 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I wouldn’t wear jeans inside my own house if God was coming over
When I got these glasses I wasn’t thinking about how the only time I am ever seen in public these days is at the Taco Bell drive through.
December 29, 2024 at 2:08 AM
When I got these glasses I wasn’t thinking about how the only time I am ever seen in public these days is at the Taco Bell drive through.
It’s insane that human beings invented ice cream and it’s not the only thing everyone ever talks about.
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 AM
It’s insane that human beings invented ice cream and it’s not the only thing everyone ever talks about.
Thinking about starting one of those pubs where you just through peanut shells on the floor except it’s my kitchen and garlic skins.
November 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Thinking about starting one of those pubs where you just through peanut shells on the floor except it’s my kitchen and garlic skins.
I for one think Cruella will make an excellent Secretary of Dalmatian puppies.
November 20, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I for one think Cruella will make an excellent Secretary of Dalmatian puppies.
A moment of immense pride when your child finally figures out how to use a harmonica followed by the crushing HORROR that they now know how to use a harmonica and it will never stop.
November 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
A moment of immense pride when your child finally figures out how to use a harmonica followed by the crushing HORROR that they now know how to use a harmonica and it will never stop.
Reposted by Campy Draper
For decades, workers at The Stranger, the Portland Mercury, EverOut, and Bold Type Tickets have fostered an alternative voice in Pacific Northwest media.
Today, we have asked the upper management at Index Media to voluntarily recognize our union.
Today, we have asked the upper management at Index Media to voluntarily recognize our union.
February 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
For decades, workers at The Stranger, the Portland Mercury, EverOut, and Bold Type Tickets have fostered an alternative voice in Pacific Northwest media.
Today, we have asked the upper management at Index Media to voluntarily recognize our union.
Today, we have asked the upper management at Index Media to voluntarily recognize our union.