If your lab environment doesn't have a dumb theme, what's even the point?

If Minnesota soccer moms in signal chats can figure out compartmentalization and redundancy so can fucking IoT vendors

The Islands of Invariance

More than I ever thought I'd write about Yara signatures. Oh also, Crystal Palace has a Yara rule generator too.

aff-wg.org/2026/02/02/t...

This pretty much nails what underlies all the hype about sentient AIs.

Cobalt Strike blog ppost by x.com/joehowwolf on using Crystal Palace to mash-up Page Streaming and Draugr Call Stack Spoofing into a Cobalt Strike UDRL.

(Again, I really love the comics. They are perfect).

low erth orbit perfec t size for put datacenter in to n\ap! outside very Soft and Comfort datacenter hum soundly in Low Earth Orbit. Put Datacenter in Low Earth Orbit. no problems ever in low earth orbbt because good Temperature and Sun exposure for datacenter hot of radiation.

Is it cursed to pass arguments to the assembly in execute-assembly-pico using the linker variables introduced in the new Crystal Palace?

My PICOs and unit testing library have been updated for the newest version of Crystal Palace and LibTCG :)

Nothing like a two-week holiday to completely kill your momentum on all of your projects! Not that I'm complaining... but how do I write assembly again? 🤔

LibCPLTest: A shared library for Crystal Palace that allows you to unit test your PICOs. It's nothing too fancy, just a few helper functions and a macro, but it's helped me to create a consistent framework for testing my PIC capabilities.

github.com/ofasgard/Lib...

There are two wolves inside of me. One is a grotty little hacker that wants to make stuff that barely works, and the other is a software dev who wants to do ✨Test Driven Development✨

I don't think the ecosystem is quite there yet, but I feel like we're so close to being able to perform fully automated fuzzing of modular tradecraft vs. EDR detections using Crystal Palace...

I want to point out a few things happening with this fledgling Tradecraft Garden ecosystem. Right now things. But, how I see them in context of the overall model this could become.

Working on a new PICO! This one is an in-memory CLR hoster that uses the same technique as execute-assembly/donut to invoke a .NET assembly without touching the disk.

The new Crystal Palace version is very cool.

Having DFR in your PIC code and just providing a resolver function is so much more ergonomic than having two different mechanisms for resolving APIs! I love it - already updated my HWB PICO to incorporate the new functionality.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

I've been obsessed with @raphaelmudge.bsky.social 's Crystal Palace since I learned about it at Beacon earlier this month, so... here's a WIP PICO I wrote to hook functions with hardware breakpoints 👀

github.com/ofasgard/har...