@calypsomatic.bsky.social
It's such a shame that everyone but me died out there, eaten by those creatures #Badsharkmoviefest
September 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's such a shame that everyone but me died out there, eaten by those creatures #Badsharkmoviefest
Shark swarm!!!
September 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Shark swarm!!!
Millions of prehistoric and mutant shark caused deaths could be prevented each year if anyone would ever wear practical shoes #badsharkmoviefest
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Millions of prehistoric and mutant shark caused deaths could be prevented each year if anyone would ever wear practical shoes #badsharkmoviefest
Sharkasaurus!!!
September 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sharkasaurus!!!
So far it's a bit too much women's prison massacre and not enough Sharkansas #badsharkmoviefest
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So far it's a bit too much women's prison massacre and not enough Sharkansas #badsharkmoviefest
Why is everyone's first instinct to rub algae-infested swamp water on open wounds? #badsharkmoviefest
September 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Why is everyone's first instinct to rub algae-infested swamp water on open wounds? #badsharkmoviefest
You're paying ME to get to say the line, "This tree... is covered in BLOOD!"?! #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You're paying ME to get to say the line, "This tree... is covered in BLOOD!"?! #badsharkmoviefest
Woman, seeing a shark racing toward her in the middle of an Arkansas swamp: "You've gotta be kidding me." I agree
September 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Woman, seeing a shark racing toward her in the middle of an Arkansas swamp: "You've gotta be kidding me." I agree
All of this intricate plot intrigue is basically not shark related at all what the hell #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
All of this intricate plot intrigue is basically not shark related at all what the hell #badsharkmoviefest
Up next: Sharkansaw Women's Prison Massacre #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Up next: Sharkansaw Women's Prison Massacre #badsharkmoviefest
Ok we survived the ordeal of Sharkman AKA Hammerhead and it has only strengthened our relationship #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ok we survived the ordeal of Sharkman AKA Hammerhead and it has only strengthened our relationship #badsharkmoviefest
It's my moral duty to gun down these fetuses before destroying this place #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's my moral duty to gun down these fetuses before destroying this place #badsharkmoviefest
Wait you're telling me i went through all that trouble of building this island and killing all your friends and you *DON'T* want to fuck my half shark son?! #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wait you're telling me i went through all that trouble of building this island and killing all your friends and you *DON'T* want to fuck my half shark son?! #badsharkmoviefest
"All in the name of science, my dear" mad scientist Jeffrey Combs says to the woman he has abducted to mate with his half shark son. Def gonna remember to use that one
September 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"All in the name of science, my dear" mad scientist Jeffrey Combs says to the woman he has abducted to mate with his half shark son. Def gonna remember to use that one
Everyone has a different line they won't cross. For some, it's a room full of bodies in tubes. For others, it's being asked to enact a mad scientist's personal revenge
September 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Everyone has a different line they won't cross. For some, it's a room full of bodies in tubes. For others, it's being asked to enact a mad scientist's personal revenge
stumbling though the jungle from
a shark man still isn't enough to convince her to take off those heels #badsharkmoviefest
a shark man still isn't enough to convince her to take off those heels #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
stumbling though the jungle from
a shark man still isn't enough to convince her to take off those heels #badsharkmoviefest
a shark man still isn't enough to convince her to take off those heels #badsharkmoviefest
For your company's next community building offsite, why not try Sharkman island, where your battle for survival against absurdity and horror will foster team spirit as surely as any non-shark-induced trauma
September 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
For your company's next community building offsite, why not try Sharkman island, where your battle for survival against absurdity and horror will foster team spirit as surely as any non-shark-induced trauma
Has this sharkman murder greenhouse been vetted by the IRB #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Has this sharkman murder greenhouse been vetted by the IRB #badsharkmoviefest
"the superior strength of a Hammerhead shark coupled with the intellect of a man" definitely the two traits and sources i would've chosen #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"the superior strength of a Hammerhead shark coupled with the intellect of a man" definitely the two traits and sources i would've chosen #badsharkmoviefest
A movie written and acted by AI in 2005, Sharkman truly was ahead of its time
September 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A movie written and acted by AI in 2005, Sharkman truly was ahead of its time
"Now he's more shark than human!" They got that out of the way early on #baddharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Now he's more shark than human!" They got that out of the way early on #baddharkmoviefest
Bodies in tubes: the clearest way to identify science #badsharkmoviefest
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bodies in tubes: the clearest way to identify science #badsharkmoviefest
Get ready for the bsky debut of #badsharkmoviefest, starting with Hammerhead apparently aka Sharkman
September 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Get ready for the bsky debut of #badsharkmoviefest, starting with Hammerhead apparently aka Sharkman
I just learned that there are 2.5 million ants for each human on the planet, but I haven't received all of mine yet
June 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just learned that there are 2.5 million ants for each human on the planet, but I haven't received all of mine yet
@tommysiegel.bsky.social Just listened to your new podcast and then this came up in my feed!
The "kahs" and "koos" of a baby blond ring-dove, translated to musical staves. From a series of articles (1909–11) by US psychologist and behavior scientist Wallace Craig on the emotions of pigeons: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/emotion-in-the-pigeons
May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@tommysiegel.bsky.social Just listened to your new podcast and then this came up in my feed!