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Dictionary.com going with “six seven”over “broligarchy” for word of the year…are they afraid of trump targeting or retaliating against them??
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dictionary.com going with “six seven”over “broligarchy” for word of the year…are they afraid of trump targeting or retaliating against them??
(Me, trying to eat your last fries) ahahahah you know our collective liberation is tied up in each other??
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
(Me, trying to eat your last fries) ahahahah you know our collective liberation is tied up in each other??
Gworsch Mickey, what can you tell me about the new needle exchange program?
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Gworsch Mickey, what can you tell me about the new needle exchange program?
Have you met my Italian wife, Derifree Sorbetto ?
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Have you met my Italian wife, Derifree Sorbetto ?
Just overheard a group of men refer to having sex as “swording the stone”
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just overheard a group of men refer to having sex as “swording the stone”
[john legend in middle school] I’ll eat that bug for $5!
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
[john legend in middle school] I’ll eat that bug for $5!
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Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for
October 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for
Live by the violent rhetoric? Die by the violent rhetoric
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Live by the violent rhetoric? Die by the violent rhetoric
Yelp has to be going bankrupt soon, right?
October 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yelp has to be going bankrupt soon, right?
In 24 hours, every brand, celebrity, and person you know will be making the same references to Taylor’s album.
“A Georgia Guy” is something you’ll piece together through context clues after hearing and seeing it ad nauseam for the next month
“A Georgia Guy” is something you’ll piece together through context clues after hearing and seeing it ad nauseam for the next month
October 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
In 24 hours, every brand, celebrity, and person you know will be making the same references to Taylor’s album.
“A Georgia Guy” is something you’ll piece together through context clues after hearing and seeing it ad nauseam for the next month
“A Georgia Guy” is something you’ll piece together through context clues after hearing and seeing it ad nauseam for the next month
Really poopood them in high school but been going through a huge Dave’s Matthew Band phase
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Really poopood them in high school but been going through a huge Dave’s Matthew Band phase
Irish guy named Frank O’Phile
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Irish guy named Frank O’Phile
Sic Semper Dumbasses
September 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sic Semper Dumbasses
Just found out Mark Ronson’s stepdad was the leader of Foreigner?!?!?!?
September 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just found out Mark Ronson’s stepdad was the leader of Foreigner?!?!?!?
If you or a loved one were affected by smoke, contact our class action attorneys: 911CompensationFund.com or 911CompensationFund.yeah
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you or a loved one were affected by smoke, contact our class action attorneys: 911CompensationFund.com or 911CompensationFund.yeah
If Metallica were from New England, the song would probably be called ‘Doctorate of Puppets’
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If Metallica were from New England, the song would probably be called ‘Doctorate of Puppets’
😍🔥 Arson >>>>>>
September 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
😍🔥 Arson >>>>>>
Frequent question I get when I talk about police abolition:
“What will we do with the r&pists and murderers?”
Yooo we’re already letting the rich ones get away!!!!!!!!
“What will we do with the r&pists and murderers?”
Yooo we’re already letting the rich ones get away!!!!!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Frequent question I get when I talk about police abolition:
“What will we do with the r&pists and murderers?”
Yooo we’re already letting the rich ones get away!!!!!!!!
“What will we do with the r&pists and murderers?”
Yooo we’re already letting the rich ones get away!!!!!!!!
Once you see the founding fathers as Trump-like (Jefferson came onto Sally Jennings when she was 13; Washington erased native populations) this country makes a lot more sense
September 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Once you see the founding fathers as Trump-like (Jefferson came onto Sally Jennings when she was 13; Washington erased native populations) this country makes a lot more sense
GAP should do more ads with hot women!
September 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
GAP should do more ads with hot women!
My stepsister and her husband are watching the Sopranos and keeping me posted (sweet)
Their suggestions for improving it show they lack any understanding of nuance! (Jfc! )
They love my two least favorite episodes 🤪
Their suggestions for improving it show they lack any understanding of nuance! (Jfc! )
They love my two least favorite episodes 🤪
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My stepsister and her husband are watching the Sopranos and keeping me posted (sweet)
Their suggestions for improving it show they lack any understanding of nuance! (Jfc! )
They love my two least favorite episodes 🤪
Their suggestions for improving it show they lack any understanding of nuance! (Jfc! )
They love my two least favorite episodes 🤪
Some taliban leaders would 1000% defect if they could see and enjoy The Lion King on Broadway
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Some taliban leaders would 1000% defect if they could see and enjoy The Lion King on Broadway
JROTC is indoctrinating our youth! Poor students deserve better opportunities than being cannon fodder for JD Vance
September 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
JROTC is indoctrinating our youth! Poor students deserve better opportunities than being cannon fodder for JD Vance
“Challengers” is among the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
Bringing the ball to the racket was a Dora the explorer bullshit callback, yet someone in Cobble Hill Cinemas GASPED when it happened lmao
Bringing the ball to the racket was a Dora the explorer bullshit callback, yet someone in Cobble Hill Cinemas GASPED when it happened lmao
September 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Challengers” is among the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
Bringing the ball to the racket was a Dora the explorer bullshit callback, yet someone in Cobble Hill Cinemas GASPED when it happened lmao
Bringing the ball to the racket was a Dora the explorer bullshit callback, yet someone in Cobble Hill Cinemas GASPED when it happened lmao
Every adult claiming they don’t like NYC feels like a little kid being a picky eater
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every adult claiming they don’t like NYC feels like a little kid being a picky eater