CornbeefBurrito
CornbeefBurrito
@calto.bsky.social
I'm an independent artist and Table Top gamer.
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"What if bullying, as a LARP?" sounds horrible and fucked up.

Given how long many LARPs last, this is effectively the same behavior pattern that keys in on duress methods like brainwashing or cults use.
Just read a jeepform LARP where the pitch to all players but one is 'you are to be as mean as possible to this one guy, and if they use the safeword you are to ignore it' and... the correct response to this pitch is "fuck off", right?
March 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Robin Hood: Bottoms in Tights
March 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The funniest thing is hearing people call the GOP a death cult but if you really believed it?

- Dems saying "we need a strong GOP" would be like "drink aquarium cleaner to fight COVID"
- "We used armed force vs. Taliban after 9/11 but we're supposed to vote out the death cult?"
March 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Not a single white or northern person gets to ever say shit about the south cus why did NONE of them get up? NY? IL? CA?

Why did NONE of these reps get they asses up?!?!
I love how Black Texas Dems like Rep. Jasmine Crockett and Rep. Al Green are showing the world how to not take this oppression lying down.

As a Texan, love this for us. Let's gooooo.
March 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is some of the weirdest stuff to fall on my feed.

Happy butthole mushroom day.
Luke and Anna explore the forest and find a very anatomical mushroom
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Gonna say the generations that literally saw it proven that oil companies lie about lead in gas fucking everyone up was somehow all the way honest about climate change, maybe don't get to talk shit about "adulting is hard".
I AM FORTY FUCKING FOUR I HAVE BEEN AN ADULT FOR DECADES DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A MILLENNIAL IS
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The wildest part of Trump telling Zelensky he's gambling & doesn't have the cards is Trump literally bankrupted a casino 😩
March 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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RWBY is such a weird franchise from a marketing lens because anytime it interacts with anything, it dies

Its own studio: dead

BlazBlue: adds RWBY characters, no new games since 2018

Multiversus: planned RWBY content, game dies

It’s like an ancient Aztec Death Curse but for CGI Anime
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Being a Hunting Horn main has never been better than in Wilds. Being able to do an attack that then lets you potentially stock up to 3 melodies if you know how to buffer?

Yeah, it's like improvisational jazz. With violence!

Happy Hunting!
March 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.
February 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
AI is such a shit show.
As AI does more and more coding into sites & apps we're going to hit more and more catastrophic failures of services that will last longer and longer because there was no actual people involved who can hunt down the bugs bc no one actually knows how the code works.
February 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The way he tumbled 😂😂😂
February 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Hell naw, I don’t even know if the whole “pumping gas while your car is on” thing is a myth/urban legend/misconstrued or whatever, to my black ass that’s right up there with smoking while pumping gas.

If I’m ever pumping gas my shit will stay off,
Bro I just left the gas station off PURE “Final Destination” vibes.

Everyone around me was pumping gas with their cars ON. Which freaked me out so bad. And my pump was going super slow (likely cause it’s running low).

I literally stopped mid pump and left. Fuck yall 😂
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why for this look like a scene from a Yakuza game?
This makes me think how awesome it would have been to have a post modern Kurosawa samurai road trip movie starring Mifune.

A nice little funk sound track to go with it.
Toshiro Mifune driving his MG TD on the set of Yojimbo with his sword on the dash
February 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I’m strongly in favor of mushroom thumping

Mushroom friends, what do we think
My signature “tap tap cronch” mushroom ASMR compilation with >70 million views across platforms #asmr #mushrooms #mycology
February 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Period
February 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Man, when even Germany is writing off the US, well... www.bbc.com/news/article...
Germany's Friedrich Merz signals seismic shift in Europe-US relations
Friedrich Merz heralds a new era for Europe without the US as a key partner, writes Europe editor Katya Adler.
www.bbc.com
February 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Keep it up and destroy those fucking swasticars
Oh no. So sad.
February 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM