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Lex Olden
@callmethey.bsky.social
It is never a crime to exist

Black as hell

They/Them

Designer, writer, comedian

Cast member of Gamewoven on the One Shot Network!
My meds usually give me crazy dreams that border on nightmares. Like last night I watched an entire civilization literally drown in blood.

But I also had a dream where I just showed @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social my Bionicle collection so, ya know, sometimes the weird dreams are kinda chill.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Alright, my bug only challenge run of Fire Red is completed!

We give you your Kanto champions!

Onward to Johto!!!
September 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Well, I got covid and they're keeping me in the hospital because I'm high risk, so, if that doesn't get pity donations, I don't know what will.
Hey all!

I'm now fully moved into a new home and are doing our best to take care of each other while I deal with getting aid for my chronic illnesses.

Any sharing or donating would be helpful until that aid comes in. gofund.me/dd00a73d
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well, I got covid and they're keeping me in the hospital because I'm high risk, so, if that doesn't get pity donations, I don't know what will.
Hey all!

I'm now fully moved into a new home and are doing our best to take care of each other while I deal with getting aid for my chronic illnesses.

Any sharing or donating would be helpful until that aid comes in. gofund.me/dd00a73d
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reposted by Lex Olden
Hey all!

I'm now fully moved into a new home and are doing our best to take care of each other while I deal with getting aid for my chronic illnesses.

Any sharing or donating would be helpful until that aid comes in. gofund.me/dd00a73d
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey all!

I'm now fully moved into a new home and are doing our best to take care of each other while I deal with getting aid for my chronic illnesses.

Any sharing or donating would be helpful until that aid comes in. gofund.me/dd00a73d
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm doing a Bug-type only challenge across the entire pokemon franchise. I'm bouncing around from gen to gen so I don't get bored, which is why its way out of order, but, here's the tier list of challenge so far
August 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
TTRPG space always gotta have a villain of the week, don't we?

I'm going to mostly stay clear of this one, I am very ill and tired, but I am sending love to those suffering.
July 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In case you've forgotten, Free Palestine, here's some math

youtube.com/shorts/yfiPd...
Israel is weaponizing famine. It’s mathematically impossible for the people of Gaza to survive.
YouTube video by GenericArtDad
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July 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Man, I received less nudes on Juneteenth this year than last year and I just think we're regressing as a nation
July 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Wanna help a Black person this #Juneteenth? Share and donate to help with my move to escape my racist dad! Also, happy #PrideMonth, I'm very gay.

gofund.me/5567a4c9
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wanna help a Black person this #Juneteenth? Share and donate to help with my move to escape my racist dad! Also, happy #PrideMonth, I'm very gay.

gofund.me/5567a4c9
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I am BEGGING corporations to stay in their lane. This is WILD behavior
June 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
June 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We're almost there! We're starting the move in a few days and any donations would help me get over that finish line to help us get settled and then I'll finally be able to relax a bit.

Donate and share!

www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-es...
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
www.gofundme.com
June 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Reposted by Lex Olden
I guess Trump and Elon broke up? We love to see nazis being absolute losers on main.

But you know what nazis would hate? Supporting me!

Please share or donate. Happy pride!

gofund.me/9ab4ea09
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I guess Trump and Elon broke up? We love to see nazis being absolute losers on main.

But you know what nazis would hate? Supporting me!

Please share or donate. Happy pride!

gofund.me/9ab4ea09
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This pride month, help me, an incredibly queer individual, survive having to move out while being too sick to work.

Freeing yourselves from bigots is expensive

gofund.me/e539046d
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Lex Olden
Please keep sharing and donate if you can! Every little bit helps. And if it makes you feel anymore generous it's pride month and I'm incredibly gay sooo

gofund.me/baf9061f
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Please keep sharing and donate if you can! Every little bit helps. And if it makes you feel anymore generous it's pride month and I'm incredibly gay sooo

gofund.me/baf9061f
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Please keep sharing and donating!

It's not just for me, but also my partner, so, I'd love it if we could raise more so I can help him.
June 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The big move is finally happening in less than a month, so anything you can spare will help me with essentials (personally I'd love to have a real bed).

Please share and donate!

gofund.me/85774dbb
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
May 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Coming up to the end!

I'm about a month and a half, I'll be moved into a new home. Yeah, problems will still ensue, but I'll be able to take them on with loved ones.

gofund.me/e8db93dc
Donate to Help Me Escape My Nazi Father, organized by Lex Olden
Turns out I was living with a Nazi. Surprise! Also, he's my dad! Double surprise! Time to … Lex Olden needs your support for Help Me Escape My Nazi Father
gofund.me
May 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Lex Olden
We're back! It's a very special episode with a game written by our very own @callmethey.bsky.social!

It's Kids on Drakes! We return to Primsolus and see life in the tragic city first-hand

Featuring special guests

@rainykeys.bsky.social
@Jensiedacktyl

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Kids on Drakes 1: All the Small Things by Gamewoven
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May 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
100 men vs a gorilla?

Nah

100 therapists vs 1 man, who wins.
May 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM