Jessi
callmejessi.bsky.social
Jessi
@callmejessi.bsky.social
She/Her
Married to a fantastic man ❤️ I bake stuff, and I have 4 cats instead of kids.
Community Hospital Anderson just emailed me to let me know that they didn't break any protocols when, according to their physicians' own version of events, they let me cough so violently while under sedation that I ruptured every capillary in my face, rather than call off the procedure.
February 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Did I really want a chopped salad for lunch when the windchill is -15°F? No. I wanted double chocolate chip espresso muffins with a side of more muffins, but the salad was tasty, and my weight is the only thing I can control in this hell scape.
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We've entered the stage of Midwest winter that requires multiple humidifiers and 5 moisturizers 3 times a day.
January 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I spent the night screaming in my sleep. My mental health is fine, why do you ask?
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
SpaceX calling their Starship's explosion and "rapid unscheduled disassembly" is like celebrities calling their divorces a "conscious uncoupling."
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My head is whooshing too loudly for me to sleep, and my alarm goes off in 2 hours. So... how to be productive? Shower? Do some more laundry? What to do what to do.
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Me channeling Butters' mom as I try to cope with a national crisis: "Must paint. Everything clean. Everything new."

My poor brand new mop. Sigh.

Anyway. Trying to pick the perfect shade of blue for the bedroom. Must paint.
January 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I feel like with everything going on in America, I'm trying to find my way out of or through an abusive relationship. Which, honestly, for women and minorities, it is.
January 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Throwback to last year's v-day cookies. I'm still debating whether or not to make and sell anything this year.
January 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Poor little scammer didn't like that I called them out. For those of you who don't know, the 🚩🚩🚩 are that they didn't mention the cake by name or description, they didn't ask about an available date, they didn't ask for a size, flavor, or type of icing, and their profile is blank.
#baking #scams
January 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I really can't sleep, I try to remind myself that the most constructive thing I can do is get up and prep every last thing that I can for the morning. It's going to be rough when my alarms go off, but at least I'm 100% ready to go!
January 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Looking at ideas for living room wall art.
January 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The boys in their couch fort. Ashley, the tuxie boy and Reggie, the baby of the herd.
January 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM