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Antonio. Italian 🇮🇹. Live in London 🇬🇧.
Lead Data Engineer 📊
Rubik's Cube addicted.
In fruit and vegetables I trust.
Spark 🐶 dad 🧔🏻
Pinned
A year ago Claus decided life was not worth anymore and decided to leave us all behind.
I don't have a lot to say, I just miss him.
I still feel I have to share again more and more about him, through pictures and memories, to let him stay, somehow, alive.
I'm not sure I would trust a Lovable App as production ready for my finance
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I have just read that English is three languages wearing a French coat pretending to be one. Yup. Makes sense.
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Let's eat something healthy for dinner, a salad

My stomach: hehe nope, indigestion!!
January 28, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I am in Paris for a short holiday.
I do appreciate the fact that french people warm up at the gym doing tektonik moves.
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Ah ok
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The Crazy world we live where pills case containers cost 40£
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 AM
My tokens consumption goes brrrrrr in OpenCode
January 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"Surprising my husband with literally no weird events at my wedding"
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I am so tempted to fully move my salary to Revolut bank.
I hear so many different opinions about it

@monzo.com has been great to me with the Premium and everything, but it feels Revolut as more to offer
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Me, in 2015, cosplaying as Sora with an OnlyFans to get the money to build the ship to escape Destiny Island
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
The fact that they decided to call ffmpreg and it's a rust repo, I'm 100% sure the core team behind is fully furry based

github.com/yazaldefilim...
GitHub - yazaldefilimone/ffmpreg: In-development universal safe multimedia toolkit.
In-development universal safe multimedia toolkit. Contribute to yazaldefilimone/ffmpreg development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:26 AM
For how crazy this take is, I don't understand how Americans behave like not everyone has access to a gun.

Like, it could take literally moments before someone flips
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 AM
I'm so glad my fiancé decided to leave Florida to move back to UK
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Panic! At the kernel
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I miss Claus
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm very easy to please with any gifts for any occasion.

Anything beard-related or anything for my dog would be great!
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Me waiting for the right day to give my work my notice since I signed a new contract
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Imagine being such a shitty president that Miami elects a Democratic mayor
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I was going to make a joke about IBM bought Confluent for 11 billions while I was using it for free
But then, you know, we are talking about Confluent so that's not really for free at all
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's been two years since Claus decided to leave us.

❤️‍🩹
A year ago Claus decided life was not worth anymore and decided to leave us all behind.
I don't have a lot to say, I just miss him.
I still feel I have to share again more and more about him, through pictures and memories, to let him stay, somehow, alive.
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ciao 2020! happened 5 years ago.
A cultural reset for every italian citizen.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Anthropic added AI to Excel.

I guess Kelly Rowland was a time-traveller, because she tried texting Nelly through a spreadsheet back in 2002.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Some news in life.
My 7 stage job interview for a principal ended, unfortunately, not as expected.
Meanwhile started:
- an interview process as Head Of Data
- an interview process as Principal
- Apply as Principal for my current organization
- an interview process as Solution Architect

Let's see
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wonder when @unicode.org would introduce a dog 🐶 with hearts eye like we have the cat 😻
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm using Claude Code in a new way, particularly for learning. Instead of asking it to write code *for* me, I ask it to explain concepts and guide me through the process. Then I write the code myself, and ask it to review my work and point out any errors.
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM