Chelsea Sanders
@caliblair.bsky.social
She/Her
Knitter, Writer, Reader. Recruiter and Casting Producer
Knitter, Writer, Reader. Recruiter and Casting Producer
One of my moms favorite candies has been IMPOSSIBLE to find for at least 5 years. I thought it was discontinued, but could still find it online but only in bulk sizes 10 lbs and up.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of my moms favorite candies has been IMPOSSIBLE to find for at least 5 years. I thought it was discontinued, but could still find it online but only in bulk sizes 10 lbs and up.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
I just bought the most unhinged gift for my family for Christmas. I'm so excited for the group confusion.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I just bought the most unhinged gift for my family for Christmas. I'm so excited for the group confusion.
I just did a workaround hack that would probably make plumbers and electricians shit a brick, but it saves me a VERY pricey repair so...Imma do it anyway,
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I just did a workaround hack that would probably make plumbers and electricians shit a brick, but it saves me a VERY pricey repair so...Imma do it anyway,
I've been sick the last 2 days and this weekend is Halloween and my Moms birthday. I MUST BE WELL.
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I've been sick the last 2 days and this weekend is Halloween and my Moms birthday. I MUST BE WELL.
So I've been on a new medication since June and I was just informed in TODAY's check-in appointment that it makes my birth control ineffective.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So I've been on a new medication since June and I was just informed in TODAY's check-in appointment that it makes my birth control ineffective.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
Regardless of what the calendars might say, today is actually the first day of fall because my withholding girl cat Bernadette crawled onto my lap under the blankets to cuddle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Regardless of what the calendars might say, today is actually the first day of fall because my withholding girl cat Bernadette crawled onto my lap under the blankets to cuddle.
I ordered a bottle of vanilla essential oil for my diffuser and was accidentally sent a bottle of musk. They told me to keep the original bottle, and it is HAUNTING my house. I tossed it forever ago, but I swear I touch a towel, or open a drawer and the GHOST of it wafts up. Musk is the WORST.
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October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I ordered a bottle of vanilla essential oil for my diffuser and was accidentally sent a bottle of musk. They told me to keep the original bottle, and it is HAUNTING my house. I tossed it forever ago, but I swear I touch a towel, or open a drawer and the GHOST of it wafts up. Musk is the WORST.
So one of my utilities informed me they had been improperly under-charging me for almost 3 years, and they'd not only be correcting my rate, but charging me retroactively. This month is the first month with the correct rate. And my bill is....
$6.91 higher.
$6.91 higher.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So one of my utilities informed me they had been improperly under-charging me for almost 3 years, and they'd not only be correcting my rate, but charging me retroactively. This month is the first month with the correct rate. And my bill is....
$6.91 higher.
$6.91 higher.
Had a breakthrough in therapy today...my cat, who never lets herself appear on camera, sat in direct view of the camera for a full 5 minutes.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had a breakthrough in therapy today...my cat, who never lets herself appear on camera, sat in direct view of the camera for a full 5 minutes.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
I lost my wallet, frantically retraced my steps all the way back to Wednesday with no luck.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I lost my wallet, frantically retraced my steps all the way back to Wednesday with no luck.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
4 days to fall, 400 days to the fall of humanity. Time to bake banana bread. What the hell, make it chocolate chip.
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
4 days to fall, 400 days to the fall of humanity. Time to bake banana bread. What the hell, make it chocolate chip.
When you can't get a crochet pattern to work, and you literally are watching video tutorials frame by frame until you realize the pattern you're working from has a TYPO and is missing 2 stitches in the middle of a row!
Anyway, I finally got my zigzag blanket to finally zig AND zag.
Anyway, I finally got my zigzag blanket to finally zig AND zag.
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September 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When you can't get a crochet pattern to work, and you literally are watching video tutorials frame by frame until you realize the pattern you're working from has a TYPO and is missing 2 stitches in the middle of a row!
Anyway, I finally got my zigzag blanket to finally zig AND zag.
Anyway, I finally got my zigzag blanket to finally zig AND zag.
I've never been to Dutch Bros as the line is always long. Yesterday I drove by one that was EMPTY. While ordering, I told the girl manning the drive thru 'Sorry I've never been here'. She helped me pick something and said "And since its your first one, this one's on us." 🥹
August 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I've never been to Dutch Bros as the line is always long. Yesterday I drove by one that was EMPTY. While ordering, I told the girl manning the drive thru 'Sorry I've never been here'. She helped me pick something and said "And since its your first one, this one's on us." 🥹
So I'm trying to add more protein to my diet as I'm working out more and cutting back on carbs.
Do you know what carbs are in? Happiness. Happiness is made of carbs. Secret carbs freaking EVERYWHERE.
Do you know what carbs are in? Happiness. Happiness is made of carbs. Secret carbs freaking EVERYWHERE.
July 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
So I'm trying to add more protein to my diet as I'm working out more and cutting back on carbs.
Do you know what carbs are in? Happiness. Happiness is made of carbs. Secret carbs freaking EVERYWHERE.
Do you know what carbs are in? Happiness. Happiness is made of carbs. Secret carbs freaking EVERYWHERE.
I went to the gym for the first time in 6 years. Pray for how I wake up tomorrow.
June 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I went to the gym for the first time in 6 years. Pray for how I wake up tomorrow.
I bought tickets last month to 4 shows in NYC for August. The seats I paid $118 for 4 weeks ago are now $622 after the Tony's. DAMN.
June 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I bought tickets last month to 4 shows in NYC for August. The seats I paid $118 for 4 weeks ago are now $622 after the Tony's. DAMN.
Summer Fridays are in effect. I now get 65 hours back for myself. I will do absolutely nothing useful with this time.
June 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Summer Fridays are in effect. I now get 65 hours back for myself. I will do absolutely nothing useful with this time.
I just lifted an 80 inch tall, 90 lb bookshelf up 2 flights of stairs by myself. Somebody say they're proud of me while my back cries in agony.
June 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just lifted an 80 inch tall, 90 lb bookshelf up 2 flights of stairs by myself. Somebody say they're proud of me while my back cries in agony.
It’s so annoying when you have an errand that you literally CANT DO. Because the weather is wrong or a piece hasn’t arrived. But your brain is still like “Thing to do! Can’t relax! Thing to do!”
June 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s so annoying when you have an errand that you literally CANT DO. Because the weather is wrong or a piece hasn’t arrived. But your brain is still like “Thing to do! Can’t relax! Thing to do!”
I'm getting a piece of antique family furniture delivered this weekend. So I opened up the 3D model of my house I created, created a 3D rendering of it and rearranged my furniture for 30 min until I found an arrangement I liked.
My best friend looked on in awe/horror. Not sure.
My best friend looked on in awe/horror. Not sure.
May 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm getting a piece of antique family furniture delivered this weekend. So I opened up the 3D model of my house I created, created a 3D rendering of it and rearranged my furniture for 30 min until I found an arrangement I liked.
My best friend looked on in awe/horror. Not sure.
My best friend looked on in awe/horror. Not sure.
Being a cat mom is so weird because I'm crying because both of the cat used the new litter robot on the first night. In the first HOUR.
My babies are so smart and brave.
My babies are so smart and brave.
May 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Being a cat mom is so weird because I'm crying because both of the cat used the new litter robot on the first night. In the first HOUR.
My babies are so smart and brave.
My babies are so smart and brave.
I'm so goddamn good at my job sometimes it scares me.
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May 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I'm so goddamn good at my job sometimes it scares me.
After being continually let down by streaming services I went and got a Blu-ray player, a library card and then checked out the first two seasons of a show I've been meaning to watch.
March 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
After being continually let down by streaming services I went and got a Blu-ray player, a library card and then checked out the first two seasons of a show I've been meaning to watch.
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To Canadians travelling to the U.S. for longer trips: Anyone visiting U.S. for periods > 30 days must now register with the U.S. government. “Failure to comply with the registration requirement could result in penalties, fines, and misdemeanor prosecution.”
travel.gc.ca/destinations...
travel.gc.ca/destinations...
Travel advice and advisories for United States (USA)
Travel Advice and Advisories from the Government of Canada
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March 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
To Canadians travelling to the U.S. for longer trips: Anyone visiting U.S. for periods > 30 days must now register with the U.S. government. “Failure to comply with the registration requirement could result in penalties, fines, and misdemeanor prosecution.”
travel.gc.ca/destinations...
travel.gc.ca/destinations...
