@caledorianmage.bsky.social
Dragon mage of Caledor, unironic high elf enjoyer, the end times aren't canon.
All the popularity of Dispatch is making that Mutants & Masterminds itch come back again...
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
All the popularity of Dispatch is making that Mutants & Masterminds itch come back again...
I am a master wizard! And through my powers of procrastination can I transmute a five minute chore into a month of minor inconvenience and low-level stress!
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I am a master wizard! And through my powers of procrastination can I transmute a five minute chore into a month of minor inconvenience and low-level stress!
It's a damn shame that there's no real-time 4x game in the fantasy genre.
Best you'll get is total war Warhammer with real time battles and turn based overworld. But there's nothing that scratches the same itch as Stellaris in the fantasy genre.
Best you'll get is total war Warhammer with real time battles and turn based overworld. But there's nothing that scratches the same itch as Stellaris in the fantasy genre.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's a damn shame that there's no real-time 4x game in the fantasy genre.
Best you'll get is total war Warhammer with real time battles and turn based overworld. But there's nothing that scratches the same itch as Stellaris in the fantasy genre.
Best you'll get is total war Warhammer with real time battles and turn based overworld. But there's nothing that scratches the same itch as Stellaris in the fantasy genre.
So GW killed off Acheran to make room for Titus but were too cowardly to kill off Shrike to make room for whatever the new chapter master of the raven guard is...
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So GW killed off Acheran to make room for Titus but were too cowardly to kill off Shrike to make room for whatever the new chapter master of the raven guard is...
Was kinda hoping for a Thousand Sons thing to tie in with Space Marine 2 as well.
Titus is neat and all but his mini just reminds me of how mk X power armor has absolutely zero drip to it.
Titus is neat and all but his mini just reminds me of how mk X power armor has absolutely zero drip to it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was kinda hoping for a Thousand Sons thing to tie in with Space Marine 2 as well.
Titus is neat and all but his mini just reminds me of how mk X power armor has absolutely zero drip to it.
Titus is neat and all but his mini just reminds me of how mk X power armor has absolutely zero drip to it.
Betting money that the cathayan astromancers access to High Magic too. "The stars are up high, innit?"
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Betting money that the cathayan astromancers access to High Magic too. "The stars are up high, innit?"
I can't focus on a single goddamn project to save my life.
Why is it so much easier to suffer than it is to change?
Why is it so much easier to suffer than it is to change?
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I can't focus on a single goddamn project to save my life.
Why is it so much easier to suffer than it is to change?
Why is it so much easier to suffer than it is to change?
There's a devil on my shoulder telling me to homebrew Black Crusade 2.0 with improved mechanics stolen from WHFRP and Imperium Maledictum...
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There's a devil on my shoulder telling me to homebrew Black Crusade 2.0 with improved mechanics stolen from WHFRP and Imperium Maledictum...
I watched The Sword and The Sorcerer the other night and oh my God I loved it. The pulpiest of pulp fantasy, just a blast of a movie.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I watched The Sword and The Sorcerer the other night and oh my God I loved it. The pulpiest of pulp fantasy, just a blast of a movie.
I need a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I need a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get a job to get the experience I need to get
It will forever bum me out that we never got a low budget Elric film crica ~1982 during the Sword & Sorcery boom.
Future adaptations may come but they just don't make pulp fantasy films like they used to...
Future adaptations may come but they just don't make pulp fantasy films like they used to...
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It will forever bum me out that we never got a low budget Elric film crica ~1982 during the Sword & Sorcery boom.
Future adaptations may come but they just don't make pulp fantasy films like they used to...
Future adaptations may come but they just don't make pulp fantasy films like they used to...
It's fun writing how my protagonist gets to an elven city and realizes that she's stumbled into season 300 of a soap opera that never ends and she's the most interesting thing to happen in centuries and everyone has petty drama with everyone and maybe immortality actually sucks.
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It's fun writing how my protagonist gets to an elven city and realizes that she's stumbled into season 300 of a soap opera that never ends and she's the most interesting thing to happen in centuries and everyone has petty drama with everyone and maybe immortality actually sucks.
Man, Ynnari could have been so cool of GW had given them literally any unique troop units instead of just being three heroes to justify cross-faction eldar soup...
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Man, Ynnari could have been so cool of GW had given them literally any unique troop units instead of just being three heroes to justify cross-faction eldar soup...
It was the most ghastly silence. A deafening un-shriek that drowned out all else. An inverse frequency to the music of creation.
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It was the most ghastly silence. A deafening un-shriek that drowned out all else. An inverse frequency to the music of creation.
Too old to trick or treat 😎
Friends too far away for Halloween parties 😎
Neighborhood too rural to even give out candy 😎
Yet another year of spending one of my favorite holidays sitting around alone doing Absolutely Nothing 😎
Friends too far away for Halloween parties 😎
Neighborhood too rural to even give out candy 😎
Yet another year of spending one of my favorite holidays sitting around alone doing Absolutely Nothing 😎
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Too old to trick or treat 😎
Friends too far away for Halloween parties 😎
Neighborhood too rural to even give out candy 😎
Yet another year of spending one of my favorite holidays sitting around alone doing Absolutely Nothing 😎
Friends too far away for Halloween parties 😎
Neighborhood too rural to even give out candy 😎
Yet another year of spending one of my favorite holidays sitting around alone doing Absolutely Nothing 😎
Anybody know the name of the artist and/or where a full version of this image can be found?
(screenshot taken from Wrath & Glory Threat Assessment: Daemons & Heretics)
(screenshot taken from Wrath & Glory Threat Assessment: Daemons & Heretics)
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Anybody know the name of the artist and/or where a full version of this image can be found?
(screenshot taken from Wrath & Glory Threat Assessment: Daemons & Heretics)
(screenshot taken from Wrath & Glory Threat Assessment: Daemons & Heretics)
In our WHFRP game, my asur will be temporarily departing the party in order to return to the White Tower to become a true mage and learn High Magic.
In the meantime, I have a fun new PC coming to fill in the role of the party wizard while he's away.
In the meantime, I have a fun new PC coming to fill in the role of the party wizard while he's away.
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In our WHFRP game, my asur will be temporarily departing the party in order to return to the White Tower to become a true mage and learn High Magic.
In the meantime, I have a fun new PC coming to fill in the role of the party wizard while he's away.
In the meantime, I have a fun new PC coming to fill in the role of the party wizard while he's away.
Darktide holds an event called stolen rations, with a new class reveal at the end of it
It's real ratling hours babey!!!
It's real ratling hours babey!!!
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Darktide holds an event called stolen rations, with a new class reveal at the end of it
It's real ratling hours babey!!!
It's real ratling hours babey!!!
I have been made to watch the How to Train Your Dragon remake against my will and I feel like I've taken crazy pills because all I've seen is praise for how faithful it is but the movie I just watched was riddled with changes and every single one of them made the film worse
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I have been made to watch the How to Train Your Dragon remake against my will and I feel like I've taken crazy pills because all I've seen is praise for how faithful it is but the movie I just watched was riddled with changes and every single one of them made the film worse
A vampire isn't a person living beyond death, it's a parasite infesting a corpse.
The only "nice" vampires are the ones that haven't yet realized that the memories inside the rotting brain they're inhabiting don't belong to them.
The only "nice" vampires are the ones that haven't yet realized that the memories inside the rotting brain they're inhabiting don't belong to them.
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A vampire isn't a person living beyond death, it's a parasite infesting a corpse.
The only "nice" vampires are the ones that haven't yet realized that the memories inside the rotting brain they're inhabiting don't belong to them.
The only "nice" vampires are the ones that haven't yet realized that the memories inside the rotting brain they're inhabiting don't belong to them.
MASSIVE EVENTS IN MY DEATHWATCH CAMPAIGN!!
Bird Acquired
Bird Acquired
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
MASSIVE EVENTS IN MY DEATHWATCH CAMPAIGN!!
Bird Acquired
Bird Acquired
If you sneeze once, I will Bless you.
If you sneeze twice, I will Bless you again.
If you sneeze three times, I will be out of spell slots and you're on your own at this point.
If you sneeze twice, I will Bless you again.
If you sneeze three times, I will be out of spell slots and you're on your own at this point.
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you sneeze once, I will Bless you.
If you sneeze twice, I will Bless you again.
If you sneeze three times, I will be out of spell slots and you're on your own at this point.
If you sneeze twice, I will Bless you again.
If you sneeze three times, I will be out of spell slots and you're on your own at this point.
If GW wanted to actually make a good 40k videogame crossover, they'd get imperial knights added to Mechwarrior online
It would unfathomably piss off both fanbases and utterly demolish the balance of the game.
But it would be really funny. Doubly so if we got chaos psyker-knights
It would unfathomably piss off both fanbases and utterly demolish the balance of the game.
But it would be really funny. Doubly so if we got chaos psyker-knights
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If GW wanted to actually make a good 40k videogame crossover, they'd get imperial knights added to Mechwarrior online
It would unfathomably piss off both fanbases and utterly demolish the balance of the game.
But it would be really funny. Doubly so if we got chaos psyker-knights
It would unfathomably piss off both fanbases and utterly demolish the balance of the game.
But it would be really funny. Doubly so if we got chaos psyker-knights
I miss having friends close enough that we could just hang out in person at the drop of a hat.
My online friends are all wonderful but those bastards all live on the opposite side of the country.
My online friends are all wonderful but those bastards all live on the opposite side of the country.
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I miss having friends close enough that we could just hang out in person at the drop of a hat.
My online friends are all wonderful but those bastards all live on the opposite side of the country.
My online friends are all wonderful but those bastards all live on the opposite side of the country.
Monster Hunter Stories 3 looks to be shaping up to be the dragon rider RPG I've always wanted and I cannot wait to get my hands on it.
Kind of feel like I should finish 1-2 first but... Ehhh...
Kind of feel like I should finish 1-2 first but... Ehhh...
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Monster Hunter Stories 3 looks to be shaping up to be the dragon rider RPG I've always wanted and I cannot wait to get my hands on it.
Kind of feel like I should finish 1-2 first but... Ehhh...
Kind of feel like I should finish 1-2 first but... Ehhh...