Samdwich
@calamitysam.bsky.social
THE ORIGINAL
She/They, occasional NSFW 🔞 babies begone, Graphic artist, petter of all dogs.
Sleepy
She/They, occasional NSFW 🔞 babies begone, Graphic artist, petter of all dogs.
Sleepy
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Thank you for bringing your giant onion and red vinegar sandwich on the plane sir. I knew that was what I was missing.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Thank you for bringing your giant onion and red vinegar sandwich on the plane sir. I knew that was what I was missing.
Let’s see your desk. Even if it’s messy! I kind of love a messy desk. For me it means things are happening and being created!
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Let’s see your desk. Even if it’s messy! I kind of love a messy desk. For me it means things are happening and being created!
These, a perm, and no more masking for 2026
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
These, a perm, and no more masking for 2026
Having POTs vertigo and true BPPV at the same time should be illegal.
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Having POTs vertigo and true BPPV at the same time should be illegal.
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This was supposed to just be a little drawing for @thekellybear.bsky.social that got way out of hand
#MobPsycho100 #MobPsycho #MP100 #SeriRei
#MobPsycho100 #MobPsycho #MP100 #SeriRei
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This was supposed to just be a little drawing for @thekellybear.bsky.social that got way out of hand
#MobPsycho100 #MobPsycho #MP100 #SeriRei
#MobPsycho100 #MobPsycho #MP100 #SeriRei
Yesterday’s court-ordered crafting
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Yesterday’s court-ordered crafting
I accidentally cut the biscuits in too many
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I accidentally cut the biscuits in too many
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January 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Adding a “baked goods” section to my portfolio for laughs.
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Adding a “baked goods” section to my portfolio for laughs.
I was doing pokemon every week in my planner a few years ago. Here’s who I got to. 🧵
Bulbasaur
Accidentally Catholic Charizard
Cutiefly
Pikachu and Pichu
Bulbasaur
Accidentally Catholic Charizard
Cutiefly
Pikachu and Pichu
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I was doing pokemon every week in my planner a few years ago. Here’s who I got to. 🧵
Bulbasaur
Accidentally Catholic Charizard
Cutiefly
Pikachu and Pichu
Bulbasaur
Accidentally Catholic Charizard
Cutiefly
Pikachu and Pichu
Starting my cover letter:
“Dear Mr. Wonderful, oh you’re so incredible” to see if anyone notices.
“Dear Mr. Wonderful, oh you’re so incredible” to see if anyone notices.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Starting my cover letter:
“Dear Mr. Wonderful, oh you’re so incredible” to see if anyone notices.
“Dear Mr. Wonderful, oh you’re so incredible” to see if anyone notices.
WOWOWOW. They’re so fat and funny lol.
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
WOWOWOW. They’re so fat and funny lol.
I let my dough rise in the dryer because it’s warm in there and now my dryer smells like bread. (The dough rose beautifully though).
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I let my dough rise in the dryer because it’s warm in there and now my dryer smells like bread. (The dough rose beautifully though).
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Yaay long time no midzel 👀WIP
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Yaay long time no midzel 👀WIP
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December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Keep exercising control, you got it
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Keep exercising control, you got it
Idk if chicken is actually getting worse or if I’m actively going crazy for real but either way, it has driven me to tears.
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Idk if chicken is actually getting worse or if I’m actively going crazy for real but either way, it has driven me to tears.
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Happy Holidays, everyone!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy Holidays, everyone!!