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Samdwich
@calamitysam.bsky.social
THE ORIGINAL
She/They, occasional NSFW 🔞 babies begone, Graphic artist, petter of all dogs.
Sleepy
Pinned
SeriRei Kissu
Thank you for bringing your giant onion and red vinegar sandwich on the plane sir. I knew that was what I was missing.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Let’s see your desk. Even if it’s messy! I kind of love a messy desk. For me it means things are happening and being created!
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
These, a perm, and no more masking for 2026
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Having POTs vertigo and true BPPV at the same time should be illegal.
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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This was supposed to just be a little drawing for @thekellybear.bsky.social that got way out of hand

#MobPsycho100 #MobPsycho #MP100 #SeriRei
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
BLEH!
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Vampar
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Thespian
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Dessert
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Yesterday’s court-ordered crafting
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I accidentally cut the biscuits in too many
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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first midzel of the year! 💕 #zelda #twilightprincess #midzel
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Adding a “baked goods” section to my portfolio for laughs.
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I was doing pokemon every week in my planner a few years ago. Here’s who I got to. 🧵
Bulbasaur
Accidentally Catholic Charizard
Cutiefly
Pikachu and Pichu
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Zoobs
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Starting my cover letter:
“Dear Mr. Wonderful, oh you’re so incredible” to see if anyone notices.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
WOWOWOW. They’re so fat and funny lol.
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
ZOOOM
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I let my dough rise in the dryer because it’s warm in there and now my dryer smells like bread. (The dough rose beautifully though).
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Yaay long time no midzel 👀WIP
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Pink soda girl 🎀💕💝 #eglfashion #eglart #jfashion
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Keep exercising control, you got it
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Idk if chicken is actually getting worse or if I’m actively going crazy for real but either way, it has driven me to tears.
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Coughy
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Happy Holidays, everyone!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM