Caitlin Bitzegaio
@caitorade.bsky.social
the way Trump tried to hard launch a terrible idea that would ruin the country and then just kinda dropped it proves that he is so Housewives-coded
April 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the way Trump tried to hard launch a terrible idea that would ruin the country and then just kinda dropped it proves that he is so Housewives-coded
should have explained it to his team
April 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
should have explained it to his team
British ppl are kinda pushing it with the whole measuring weight in stones thing. Like, please be real.
April 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
British ppl are kinda pushing it with the whole measuring weight in stones thing. Like, please be real.
The Pitt should have released 20 seasons at once. They should have incepted us tbh.
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Pitt should have released 20 seasons at once. They should have incepted us tbh.
What!? I still have $3 left in credit and that takes like 10 years to use -- oh I see why it's shutting down.
February 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What!? I still have $3 left in credit and that takes like 10 years to use -- oh I see why it's shutting down.
it's fun that at Taco Bell the kiosk asks you what drink you want as if you're not going to have to fill that up yourself, it's like okay wow thanks for your interest in me -- is this a date?!
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
it's fun that at Taco Bell the kiosk asks you what drink you want as if you're not going to have to fill that up yourself, it's like okay wow thanks for your interest in me -- is this a date?!
if you spend enough time at NY Public Libraries, you'll witness God's many varieties of John Lithgows
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
if you spend enough time at NY Public Libraries, you'll witness God's many varieties of John Lithgows
that feeling when I get to go home and charge all my devices 🥰🥰🥰
February 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
that feeling when I get to go home and charge all my devices 🥰🥰🥰
After spending about two full minutes trying to screw in my Stanley Cup lid the wrong way and being baffled what was going wrong, I'd like to formally resign from the year 2025. I gave it a shot, but ultimately not for me. Thanks for the opportunity!
February 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
After spending about two full minutes trying to screw in my Stanley Cup lid the wrong way and being baffled what was going wrong, I'd like to formally resign from the year 2025. I gave it a shot, but ultimately not for me. Thanks for the opportunity!
Ridiculousness
February 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ridiculousness
no spoilers, but I think The Traitors is proof that door knock sounds aren't really that gendered
February 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
no spoilers, but I think The Traitors is proof that door knock sounds aren't really that gendered
The next James Bond should be Pierce Brosnan.
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The next James Bond should be Pierce Brosnan.
DNC leadership has a rising star I see!
Pope Francis has double pneumonia on top of earlier respiratory tract infection
Pope Francis has double pneumonia on top of earlier respiratory tract infection
Pontiff, 88, already in hospital when latest diagnosis made, as Vatican confirms medical situation is ‘complex’
Pope Francis has been diagnosed with double pneumonia after further tests showed a continuing “complex” medical situation, the Vatican said in…
www.theguardian.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
DNC leadership has a rising star I see!
I tip delivery people a lot, not just because they deserve it, but because I should be punished for being lazy.
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I tip delivery people a lot, not just because they deserve it, but because I should be punished for being lazy.
If your name is Dan, but people don't call you Dan The Man, idk that's pretty messed up imo.
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If your name is Dan, but people don't call you Dan The Man, idk that's pretty messed up imo.
Happy Valentine's Day! If your someone who thinks you're hiding the fact that you hate your partner, you're not! We all talk about it all the time!
February 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! If your someone who thinks you're hiding the fact that you hate your partner, you're not! We all talk about it all the time!
the year is 2025
February 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the year is 2025
Duolingo social team rly embodies "say yes to everything"
February 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Duolingo social team rly embodies "say yes to everything"
by "Celine jeans" I assumed they meant "jeans you wear while listening to Celine Dion's Falling Into You"
good either way
good either way
Kendrick’s Celine homme flare jeans, if you got some spare change 😃 #Superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
by "Celine jeans" I assumed they meant "jeans you wear while listening to Celine Dion's Falling Into You"
good either way
good either way
The Eagles coach's wife still has to carry a clear stadium bag -- the indignity!
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Eagles coach's wife still has to carry a clear stadium bag -- the indignity!
not the mock chop!
If you’re hearing the chant, it’s Eagles fans mock-chopping
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
not the mock chop!
I know what he meant but "thank you Rupert Murdoch, we're all here because of you" was a dark moment
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I know what he meant but "thank you Rupert Murdoch, we're all here because of you" was a dark moment
Harrison Ford said the Jeep wave will heal America
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Harrison Ford said the Jeep wave will heal America
This Super Bowl on Fox would be better if it was followed by an all-new The X-Files.
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This Super Bowl on Fox would be better if it was followed by an all-new The X-Files.
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February 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🕯 🕯
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🕯 mutual nemesis
w/Kendrick 🕯
🙏
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🕯 mutual nemesis
w/Kendrick 🕯
🙏
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