Caitlon
@caitlon69.bsky.social
It’s me, Caitlon! I am in my 22nd year
And why did I just fart on my own pillow
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
And why did I just fart on my own pillow
Seeing the MCL40 irl tomorrow I am EXCITED a real and BRAND NEW f1 car that will probs win the championship again this year like yes I don’t like them but I’m gonna go and see it anyway bc I live in London so I can do that now
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Seeing the MCL40 irl tomorrow I am EXCITED a real and BRAND NEW f1 car that will probs win the championship again this year like yes I don’t like them but I’m gonna go and see it anyway bc I live in London so I can do that now
Just won three free drinks at the pub quiz and my alarm is set for 4 and a half hours time woohoo I’m living life on the edge (on the what?!)
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Just won three free drinks at the pub quiz and my alarm is set for 4 and a half hours time woohoo I’m living life on the edge (on the what?!)
Turtle bay are two doors down from my current job and they’re hiring for a cleaner imagine if I can get off my current shift and then go straight to that one 😮💨 but idk if I’ll be allowed cuz in my contract it says I can’t have a second job that is in competition with this one but (cont)
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Turtle bay are two doors down from my current job and they’re hiring for a cleaner imagine if I can get off my current shift and then go straight to that one 😮💨 but idk if I’ll be allowed cuz in my contract it says I can’t have a second job that is in competition with this one but (cont)
Thinking about how last week when the fire alarm went off at work my coworker needed to be told to leave the building
I went back to find him and he was just mopping away lmao
I went back to find him and he was just mopping away lmao
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Thinking about how last week when the fire alarm went off at work my coworker needed to be told to leave the building
I went back to find him and he was just mopping away lmao
I went back to find him and he was just mopping away lmao
Nugget just came into my room, gagged for AGES then threw up nothing twice and then left 💃🏻❤️
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Nugget just came into my room, gagged for AGES then threw up nothing twice and then left 💃🏻❤️
I hope u know this is a reference to that song created by a blind woman and that I’m not actually asking 🕺🏼🎂
How does a blind girl know what’s in a jar? 🎶💃🏻🕺🏼
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I hope u know this is a reference to that song created by a blind woman and that I’m not actually asking 🕺🏼🎂
How does a blind girl know what’s in a jar? 🎶💃🏻🕺🏼
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
How does a blind girl know what’s in a jar? 🎶💃🏻🕺🏼
Not to brag but my blood pressure is like… consistently really low rn 😝💅🏼😮💨 I did that 🧙🏼♀️ it was realllly high in December and I was so upset I cried at the doctors because they said I can’t have my meds anymore but I got it down so much in a WEEK im so crazy and now it’s rlly low still yippee
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Not to brag but my blood pressure is like… consistently really low rn 😝💅🏼😮💨 I did that 🧙🏼♀️ it was realllly high in December and I was so upset I cried at the doctors because they said I can’t have my meds anymore but I got it down so much in a WEEK im so crazy and now it’s rlly low still yippee
Update!! Vinted holister dress was posted after I messaged her wooohooo it’s really cute!!
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Update!! Vinted holister dress was posted after I messaged her wooohooo it’s really cute!!
Writing a cover letter for job application whilst listening to the live stream McLaren livery reveal where it’s just zac brown yapping and yapping🇺🇸 and I’m gonna use this experience as an example of being able to multitask if I ever get an interview
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Writing a cover letter for job application whilst listening to the live stream McLaren livery reveal where it’s just zac brown yapping and yapping🇺🇸 and I’m gonna use this experience as an example of being able to multitask if I ever get an interview
Saving and quitting my survival world knowing I’ll never see it again because a creeper blew up my map and I refuse to play without a locator map
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Saving and quitting my survival world knowing I’ll never see it again because a creeper blew up my map and I refuse to play without a locator map
Had a dream last night that I had a kitten that was choking on something and I couldn’t save it and then the same thing happened with a puppy and I was really sad obviously
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Had a dream last night that I had a kitten that was choking on something and I couldn’t save it and then the same thing happened with a puppy and I was really sad obviously
I do not think I’m getting that dress
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I do not think I’m getting that dress
My coworker just told me she’s gonna meet me to give me the keys but then she’s going home so I’ll have to clean by myself I really hope it’s not really dirty
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
My coworker just told me she’s gonna meet me to give me the keys but then she’s going home so I’ll have to clean by myself I really hope it’s not really dirty
I want the bus to what?!
Guess what I want the bus to come
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I want the bus to what?!
Guess what I want the bus to come
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Guess what I want the bus to come
About to take a huge risk and have a shower whilst expecting a parcel that’s coming today but with no specific time window
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
About to take a huge risk and have a shower whilst expecting a parcel that’s coming today but with no specific time window
Like guys u would not believe what happened to me but I CANT TELL YOU (it’s not that bad but it’s crazy) I kind of had a main character moment that I have no memory of. Also I was beefing with a grown man whilst still in the womb which is iconic 😝🤭💅🏼
Since being an adult every time my oldest sister visits me I get a new family lore drop 🙂
Like of my own childhood memories but with adult details so I can actually understand what happened now in a way I didn’t then.
Conclusion: my mother is crazy
Like of my own childhood memories but with adult details so I can actually understand what happened now in a way I didn’t then.
Conclusion: my mother is crazy
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Like guys u would not believe what happened to me but I CANT TELL YOU (it’s not that bad but it’s crazy) I kind of had a main character moment that I have no memory of. Also I was beefing with a grown man whilst still in the womb which is iconic 😝🤭💅🏼
Lewis Hamilton allegedly dating Kim Kardashian and Barclays are now sponsoring Williams racing 💔 f176 is sooo over and lame already
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Lewis Hamilton allegedly dating Kim Kardashian and Barclays are now sponsoring Williams racing 💔 f176 is sooo over and lame already
It’s crazy how each of my mum’s five children have such a different experience of growing up and how well hidden it was from each other
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s crazy how each of my mum’s five children have such a different experience of growing up and how well hidden it was from each other
Since being an adult every time my oldest sister visits me I get a new family lore drop 🙂
Like of my own childhood memories but with adult details so I can actually understand what happened now in a way I didn’t then.
Conclusion: my mother is crazy
Like of my own childhood memories but with adult details so I can actually understand what happened now in a way I didn’t then.
Conclusion: my mother is crazy
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Since being an adult every time my oldest sister visits me I get a new family lore drop 🙂
Like of my own childhood memories but with adult details so I can actually understand what happened now in a way I didn’t then.
Conclusion: my mother is crazy
Like of my own childhood memories but with adult details so I can actually understand what happened now in a way I didn’t then.
Conclusion: my mother is crazy
Had a dream last night that I was fired from my job because the place we clean for wanted to use a cheaper cleaning company, but my manager kept me cleaning there secretively so she made me go a whole hour earlier and I had to wake up at 3:30am instead cute
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Had a dream last night that I was fired from my job because the place we clean for wanted to use a cheaper cleaning company, but my manager kept me cleaning there secretively so she made me go a whole hour earlier and I had to wake up at 3:30am instead cute
Didn’t have to do half of my shift today cuz the fire alarm went off so we just left the mops and hoovers everywhere and it wasn’t even cleaned yet (we had to) but I feel so rebellious 😝😛
I don’t think there was a fire or if there was it is now gone so everyone is fine
I don’t think there was a fire or if there was it is now gone so everyone is fine
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Didn’t have to do half of my shift today cuz the fire alarm went off so we just left the mops and hoovers everywhere and it wasn’t even cleaned yet (we had to) but I feel so rebellious 😝😛
I don’t think there was a fire or if there was it is now gone so everyone is fine
I don’t think there was a fire or if there was it is now gone so everyone is fine