bonita applebum
@cairoee.bsky.social
on a mission to achieve laminar flow
Someone did it to me again today
Someone just used the word juxtaposition to me unironically
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Someone did it to me again today
I want George Harrison so bad
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I want George Harrison so bad
I cant stop buying shit!!!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I cant stop buying shit!!!!!!!
Jsut favetimed two people to laugh and neither answered.. typical
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Jsut favetimed two people to laugh and neither answered.. typical
Fuck Netflix and fuck HBO like just let us share accounts the fuck
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fuck Netflix and fuck HBO like just let us share accounts the fuck
Thank you life for continuously pointing me in the right direction I for real have such a good guide
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Thank you life for continuously pointing me in the right direction I for real have such a good guide
Coachella why didn’t you book black eyed peas
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Coachella why didn’t you book black eyed peas
I love people that smell like laundry like ok GAIN
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I love people that smell like laundry like ok GAIN
If this is your first night at flight club, you have to fight
August 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If this is your first night at flight club, you have to fight
If anyone ever asks me my type it’s troye Sivan
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If anyone ever asks me my type it’s troye Sivan
It’s actually sooooo cute seeing all of London decked out in oasis merch for the past couple weeks
August 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It’s actually sooooo cute seeing all of London decked out in oasis merch for the past couple weeks
This older Australian man just came up to me and said “I just have to admire you all alone at a pub, wearing all black, drinking a Guinness, reading feminist literature and laughing”
July 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This older Australian man just came up to me and said “I just have to admire you all alone at a pub, wearing all black, drinking a Guinness, reading feminist literature and laughing”
Someone just used the word juxtaposition to me unironically
July 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Someone just used the word juxtaposition to me unironically
At the point of the month long excursion where I’m napping in the park between places to stay
July 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
At the point of the month long excursion where I’m napping in the park between places to stay
British older women? So rude
July 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
British older women? So rude
Australians are arguably as loud of tourists as Americans ‼️‼️
July 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Australians are arguably as loud of tourists as Americans ‼️‼️
Me yelling wee wee merci at all the French teens standing in the bike lane outside the club while I pedal by in heels
July 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me yelling wee wee merci at all the French teens standing in the bike lane outside the club while I pedal by in heels
French women are so funny, they’re either incredibly chic or 2015, there is no in between
July 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
French women are so funny, they’re either incredibly chic or 2015, there is no in between
London concert crowd is worse than la there I said it
July 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
London concert crowd is worse than la there I said it
Crying watching funny girl
June 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Crying watching funny girl
Had to delete poshmark again because I have no self control
June 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Had to delete poshmark again because I have no self control
I did it! I took my return package to the UPS store
June 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I did it! I took my return package to the UPS store