Cairn
cairninthewoods.bsky.social
Cairn
@cairninthewoods.bsky.social
All Pronouns||Puppy-pilled dork maxing||funeral clown of American empire

No Tiktok ban forged against me shall prosper.
I saw the alt-text add on and thought that I could go back and edit posts so that I can provide alluring and vivid descriptions of the monstrosity I have created, enabled by the unethically-sourced fruits of imperialist white supremacist capitalist patriarchy, but alas I can't edit shit in post yet.
January 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Update: It's done! Only took me *checks time* An hour and a half. 😃
January 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Update: Track 8 of Chromakopia by Tyler the Creator
January 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Update: So... compote might still need sugar to actually make the syrup... 😶
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Update: It's boiling. Dunno what that means for me yet. 👉👈
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Update: Alright it's in water, there's more than enough sugar in the mango. Please universe, can I not fuck up this compote?
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Update: I'm starting to think that white people should have never been allowed to touch mangos because wtf is happening here? Why did I decide to do this?😭😭😭
January 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Update: Currently laughing maniacally as my hands are covered in mango guts. I ended up ripping the pit out Temple of Doom style. This is not how I thought this was going to go.
January 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Update: It seems that I have incorrectly assumed that mangos work like avocados and I am currently engaged in a struggle against a stone fruit.
January 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I bought a mango the other day. It's been sitting in the kitchen getting riper by the second. It's probably gonna go bad soon. I don't want to cook a mango right now, but I need to cook that fucking mango.
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Tiktok is back
January 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Cairn
Andrew garfield shouldve stabbed mark zuckerburg in the throat after he broke his keyboard
January 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Cairn
Even if it is postponed or reversed, the precedent this has already set is a sample of what is to come and how we need to prepare.
January 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I fear that the app will be bought and turn into another Nazi hell-hole. And I fear, they are purposefully keeping it down for a few days so Trump can start ICE raids on innocent families, with less eyes on the inhumanity. I hope I’m wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People are worried that the CEO of Tiktok made some Faustian bargain with orange man, and they'd be correct. But like with any Trump deal, the actual trade off ends up being something at least 3 degrees dumber than the most lucrative result for him...
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It should have been Facebook. It should have been Messenger.🤬
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Kokayi Nosakhere is traveling to sundown towns across the United States in an attempt to spark an anti racism movement among European Americans. This is a grassroots movement funded by the working class. We don't get grants & we are volunteers. Please help us with this courage act.
$KokayiNosakhere
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 AM