Tattooed & Caffeinated Chemist
@caffeinatedchemist.bsky.social
World's Okayest Runner. Bookworm. Mean crocheter. Forensic scientist and all-around nerd.
Says the dweeb who takes his orders from a decrepit, sweaty, orange man who is sundowning before our eyes.
JD Vance: "Wouldn't you rather lead a movement of freethinkers who sometimes disagree than a bunch of drones who take their orders from George Soros?"
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Says the dweeb who takes his orders from a decrepit, sweaty, orange man who is sundowning before our eyes.
And I wouldn't want to go home to a morbidly obese, perpetually-sweaty man who looks like he absolutely reeks. 🤷♀️
Trump says Hillary Clinton was “nasty, whew, I wouldn’t want to go home to her” and then just stops short of calling her a bitch
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And I wouldn't want to go home to a morbidly obese, perpetually-sweaty man who looks like he absolutely reeks. 🤷♀️
Imagine admitting a cognitive test was not easy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Imagine admitting a cognitive test was not easy.
I know this is awful, but I'm unhinged enough to start laughing because it sounds like they're married.
They just renamed the Kennedy Center to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
What are we doing.
What are we doing.
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I know this is awful, but I'm unhinged enough to start laughing because it sounds like they're married.
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The Nodfather.
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Nodfather.
Life sure is easy for HIM. All he does is golf and take naps all day.
Trump on air traffic controllers: "A lot of people want the job. I was not happy when I saw all these people -- look, life is not so easy for anybody. Our country has never done better. We should not have had people leaving their jobs."
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Life sure is easy for HIM. All he does is golf and take naps all day.
Hey, remember when they accused Biden of trying to cancel Thanksgiving and/or Christmas?
[gestures vaguely at everything]
[gestures vaguely at everything]
Sean Duffy: "As we come into Thanksgiving, if we're still in a shutdown posture, it's gonna be rough out there. Really rough."
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey, remember when they accused Biden of trying to cancel Thanksgiving and/or Christmas?
[gestures vaguely at everything]
[gestures vaguely at everything]
Feel like I'm gonna make a lot of people angry with this, but whatever.
Counterpoint: Y'all are babies.
Counterpoint: Y'all are babies.
Being a little spooked is part of the delight of Halloween. But lately, some say genuine jump scares are abundant as household decorations seem to have become more gory, more violent and unsettlingly realistic.
Have Halloween Decorations Become Too Scary?
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Feel like I'm gonna make a lot of people angry with this, but whatever.
Counterpoint: Y'all are babies.
Counterpoint: Y'all are babies.
Someone pointed out how swollen he looks.
FYI, a cardiovascular event will do that. I know someone who has to take meds to prevent swelling when they exert themselves too much.
FYI, a cardiovascular event will do that. I know someone who has to take meds to prevent swelling when they exert themselves too much.
Trump gingerly goes down the Air Force One steps after landing in South Korea
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Someone pointed out how swollen he looks.
FYI, a cardiovascular event will do that. I know someone who has to take meds to prevent swelling when they exert themselves too much.
FYI, a cardiovascular event will do that. I know someone who has to take meds to prevent swelling when they exert themselves too much.
I am so petty that I would go take the test and then never shut up about how I beat him.
"They said I was 10 times faster than him and that they've never seen anything like it."
"They said I was 10 times faster than him and that they've never seen anything like it."
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am so petty that I would go take the test and then never shut up about how I beat him.
"They said I was 10 times faster than him and that they've never seen anything like it."
"They said I was 10 times faster than him and that they've never seen anything like it."
"21 hour workday" when the House isn't working is WILD. All this man does is lie.
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"21 hour workday" when the House isn't working is WILD. All this man does is lie.
He doesn't know what "unfettered" means.
Q: An appeals court ruled you can send the National Guard into Portland. Do you feel unfettered to send the Guard into whatever city you want now?
TRUMP: Well I guess so
TRUMP: Well I guess so
October 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He doesn't know what "unfettered" means.
I can't stand Evil Ned Flanders.
Mike Johnson on Jeffries: "I think he has to lighten up. When you show that you're upset -- I get attacked with memes every single hour of every day. I don't react to it. That's what people are trying to get out of you is a reaction. The president was making a joke, okay?"
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can't stand Evil Ned Flanders.
This is probably what he meant.
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is probably what he meant.
Well, he's getting fired now.
Powell: "GDP growth has slowed notably in the first half of this year, to a pace of 1.2%, roughly half the 2.5% pace in 2024. The declining growth has largely reflected a slowdown in consumer spending ... higher tariffs have begun to push up prices in some categories of goods."
August 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well, he's getting fired now.
Did they have tears in their eyes?
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
August 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Did they have tears in their eyes?
I'd love to see them define "able-bodied." You can't tell someone is disabled by looking at them.
Also, a lot of people on Medicaid already HAVE jobs with shitty pay. So, you're implying they...leave that job they already have to go farm? Potentially even more labor for shitty pay?
Also, a lot of people on Medicaid already HAVE jobs with shitty pay. So, you're implying they...leave that job they already have to go farm? Potentially even more labor for shitty pay?
Brooke Rollins on farm laborers: "There will be no amnesty. The mass deportations continue, but in a strategic way. And we move the workforce toward automation and 100% American participation, which with 34 million able-bodied on Medicaid we should be able to do fairly quickly."
July 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'd love to see them define "able-bodied." You can't tell someone is disabled by looking at them.
Also, a lot of people on Medicaid already HAVE jobs with shitty pay. So, you're implying they...leave that job they already have to go farm? Potentially even more labor for shitty pay?
Also, a lot of people on Medicaid already HAVE jobs with shitty pay. So, you're implying they...leave that job they already have to go farm? Potentially even more labor for shitty pay?
I hate her and her stupid breathy voice.
July 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I hate her and her stupid breathy voice.
Counterpoint: You're high if you think they can ever win again with the same tired bullshit and the decrepit fossils running things now.
We all saw them throw their weight behind a POS sex-pest because the alternative scared them too much. Do you think that's a WINNING strategy?
We all saw them throw their weight behind a POS sex-pest because the alternative scared them too much. Do you think that's a WINNING strategy?
Let me get this straight. You want to do a total rebuild of the Democratic party a year before the most important midterms in history?
Are you OK?
Are you high?
Are you OK?
Are you high?
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Counterpoint: You're high if you think they can ever win again with the same tired bullshit and the decrepit fossils running things now.
We all saw them throw their weight behind a POS sex-pest because the alternative scared them too much. Do you think that's a WINNING strategy?
We all saw them throw their weight behind a POS sex-pest because the alternative scared them too much. Do you think that's a WINNING strategy?
But women are too emotional to be president. 🫠
He was humiliated last weekend. This weekend he bombed someone.
My guess is there is a relationship between those two events.
My guess is there is a relationship between those two events.
June 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
But women are too emotional to be president. 🫠
1000% as a woman who has taken self-defense classes and heard "no second location" all my life? I'm considering someone dressed like this who puts hands on me or mine a threat. 🤷♀️
When ICE agents look like this, it is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for state and local law enforcement to step in and demand they identify themselves and show judicial warrants before detaining anyone from an immigration court.
Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.
Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
1000% as a woman who has taken self-defense classes and heard "no second location" all my life? I'm considering someone dressed like this who puts hands on me or mine a threat. 🤷♀️
The concept of "groceries" is novel to this guy because he's been rich his whole life and never had to do his own shopping.
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
May 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The concept of "groceries" is novel to this guy because he's been rich his whole life and never had to do his own shopping.