Caddicarus Quotes Bot
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Posts a random quote from a Caddicarus video every 6 hours.
Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social
This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social
This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
Am I Jim Caddick or bloody Gepetto?
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Am I Jim Caddick or bloody Gepetto?
Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
I'm British, which means you probably hate me.
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I'm British, which means you probably hate me.
Am I playing Up or The Avengers?
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Am I playing Up or The Avengers?
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
Say hello to Captain Bermuda Triangle!
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Say hello to Captain Bermuda Triangle!
Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.
Who needs inflatable dolls for action when you've got a chair?
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Who needs inflatable dolls for action when you've got a chair?
Hey guys it's me it's Caddicarus and I am very proud to announce my new gameplay channel, Forehead Gaming
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Hey guys it's me it's Caddicarus and I am very proud to announce my new gameplay channel, Forehead Gaming
Joy to the world! I did a CUM
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Joy to the world! I did a CUM
If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn... but I am extremely stubborn.
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn... but I am extremely stubborn.
EyeToy: Fitting without the mess!
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
EyeToy: Fitting without the mess!
And you have a mysterious ancient face.
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
And you have a mysterious ancient face.
WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
What is it with this game and excrement?
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What is it with this game and excrement?
See, kids? Spyro IS cool! He nearly said BOTTOM!
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
See, kids? Spyro IS cool! He nearly said BOTTOM!
There is such a thing as too much gum, and that is it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There is such a thing as too much gum, and that is it.
Buzz looks like a burn victim, and Woody looks like he just survived Chernobyl.
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Buzz looks like a burn victim, and Woody looks like he just survived Chernobyl.
That's foam, not a phone.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That's foam, not a phone.
This is a 7+ game with child beating!
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This is a 7+ game with child beating!
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
There's only one thing you can do to get away: Bend your kneecaps in the wrong direction!
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There's only one thing you can do to get away: Bend your kneecaps in the wrong direction!
Because every little thing, is gonna be alright! ...when you're being evicted.
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Because every little thing, is gonna be alright! ...when you're being evicted.