hypuptrophy
@cachorrx.bsky.social
gym puppy | loving wife | they/them
feeling a lil bigger :3
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
feeling a lil bigger :3
men just wear the skimpiest racer tanks to the gym cause that’s the closest they can get to working out shirtless?
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
men just wear the skimpiest racer tanks to the gym cause that’s the closest they can get to working out shirtless?
sad meat… auto correct always gets me
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
sad meat… auto correct always gets me
me and my silly lil pump
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
me and my silly lil pump
Back in Philly and tbh I kinda miss the performative politeness of the south
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Back in Philly and tbh I kinda miss the performative politeness of the south
Really tired of being a sl*tty c*ck h*ngry f*gg*t in spirit only
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Really tired of being a sl*tty c*ck h*ngry f*gg*t in spirit only
got the 6 month injectable prep and girl I’m going through it
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
got the 6 month injectable prep and girl I’m going through it
knowing I can whip out fresh tortillas whenever I want is such a comforting thought
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
knowing I can whip out fresh tortillas whenever I want is such a comforting thought
This has truly been a trial by fire first project as a full time software developer, chat/other tech people is it always this terrible/should I have just stayed in the kitchen
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This has truly been a trial by fire first project as a full time software developer, chat/other tech people is it always this terrible/should I have just stayed in the kitchen
Just scarfed down a tin of canned fish and several crackers like some god damn Hannah barbera alley cat
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just scarfed down a tin of canned fish and several crackers like some god damn Hannah barbera alley cat
me at the job I hoped and prayed for for the past three years
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
me at the job I hoped and prayed for for the past three years
Instagram kinda unusable i get too many targeted ads it sucks so bad
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Instagram kinda unusable i get too many targeted ads it sucks so bad
appetite has cratered and all the food I’ve been making has been turning out mid
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
appetite has cratered and all the food I’ve been making has been turning out mid
quote this post with your chest pics pls and thankuuuu x
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
quote this post with your chest pics pls and thankuuuu x
turns out the cat I wanted to scoop actually has an owner and that owner is MIA, so new plan is just to get it an outdoor cat house since apparently the whole block knows about this cat
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
turns out the cat I wanted to scoop actually has an owner and that owner is MIA, so new plan is just to get it an outdoor cat house since apparently the whole block knows about this cat
save me animal crossing music set to rain playlist, save me
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
save me animal crossing music set to rain playlist, save me
Welp I had a trainer for less than 3 weeks lmao anyone in Philly wanna scream me at me in the gym for funsies
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Welp I had a trainer for less than 3 weeks lmao anyone in Philly wanna scream me at me in the gym for funsies
God I’ve seen the dumbest takes on that stupid basltoise meme and now all the variants! I’m gonna take all talks phones away! Everyone in timeout now!
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
God I’ve seen the dumbest takes on that stupid basltoise meme and now all the variants! I’m gonna take all talks phones away! Everyone in timeout now!
wake & bake we are so back
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
wake & bake we are so back
100% test coverage is for the fucking birds
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
100% test coverage is for the fucking birds
another day another back and forth wanting to get nipple piercings
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
another day another back and forth wanting to get nipple piercings
Need one of those giant jugs of roasted sesame kewpie dressing from Costco. Not a want. A NEED.
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Need one of those giant jugs of roasted sesame kewpie dressing from Costco. Not a want. A NEED.
I miss speedo season 🥲
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I miss speedo season 🥲