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Sandvich50
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Gay Bottom Star Wars Nerd. Long Live The First Order. (I prefer legends/the EU don't worry)
Which of these Omega Level Beings would win in a death battle.

- Luke Skywalker
- Ableloth
- The YhuzonBong
- Dark Palpatine
- The Rebel Alliance

The answer is Waru
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Do people from New England actually talk like that or is that a bit that they do when people are watching?
October 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
If you had six rats, and five hamburgers. Would the sixth rat simply starve, or run the McDonald's to get a Burger for himself?
October 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
If geometry is real, and math exists. Wouldn't that imply that God created the universe? If so, why don't I make 1,000,000,000 dollars a year? Call that an unfalsifiable claim.
June 13, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Do people from the south Actually talk like that to eachother all the time, or is that something they do when on camera just because they think it is funny?
March 6, 2024 at 7:41 AM
As it so happens, math is only useful if you need to tile a roof, build a fence or cut a single pie to serve 24 and a half people. Other than these three I've literally never used math as far as I know
January 6, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Ok I need your guys take. If you were to go into a Ghost Tour, that the host said was For Adults, and so you could say whatever you want. But you said curse words, but got in trouble. Is that on you or the host? I Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job, but I have important questions.
November 3, 2023 at 7:03 AM
Low shelf awareness
October 16, 2023 at 7:15 AM
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finale confirmed that ahsoka was a fucking awful use of my time
October 4, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Ahsoka's finale was one of the worst pieces of star wars media to come out of Disney besides TRoS. They wasted 3 episodes before this, and then had to cram the ending and resolved nothing. Baylan was wasted, shin was wasted, the fight scenes were deplorable. For some reason Ahsoka is happy after...
October 4, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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Ahsoka was so just blah. Dave Filoni is not the guy
October 4, 2023 at 2:09 AM
I'd like to draw attention to the most non influential yet silliest little fellas in the Star Wars Galaxy. All we know about Mr Massif Is that he was exceptionally short, and I find that to be truly inspiring.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Massif
Massif
Massif was a diminutive, Force-sensitive humanoid member of the Knights of Ren during the reign of the Galactic Empire. Sometime after the defeat of the Hutt Clan in the Jekara system, Massif was pres...
starwars.fandom.com
September 28, 2023 at 8:43 AM
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Genevieve O'Reilly has to be experiencing severe emotional whiplash playing the same character (Mon Mothma) in an unbelievably brilliant adult Star Wars show (Andor) and a thuddingly imbecilic Star Wars show for very small, not bright children and manchildren (Ahsoka).
September 27, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Episode 7 of Ahsoka is a Solid 3.5/10.
September 27, 2023 at 6:57 PM
I like ghosts
September 11, 2023 at 8:29 AM
Scientists keep naming stuff like "Flangrepoligia" and "Mecopholmology". Why don't they start naming new diseases and animals like "Jeff" or "The Hulk"
September 10, 2023 at 8:11 AM
Hey uh, wouldn't it be funny if Donald Trump peed his pants?
September 10, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I just learned that if bread goes moldy, you can unmold it by putting it into a lit Steel Smelter for fifteen minutes.
September 9, 2023 at 9:58 PM
When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose.

That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great...
September 9, 2023 at 7:38 AM
If the water on earth really did come from space, how come it doesn't have aliens in it?
September 9, 2023 at 2:21 AM
A reminder that Gotham City is not Infact New York, and is instead in South Jersey. Also note that at any point, Superman could fly over to Gotham and do something about the Psycho Maniacs, since metropolis is literally right there. but decides to leave it up to Batman Because he is lazy.
September 8, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Kylo Ren would definitely win in a duel against Jacen Solo. They're simply not comparable.
September 8, 2023 at 9:45 PM
So it's like Twitter but a gated community?
September 8, 2023 at 9:38 PM