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Chris
@c4set.bsky.social
Senior Designer. Serial Doodler. Shirt Collector. NUFC
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Handy list of sellers of fake shirts - AVOID ANYTHING SOLD BY THESE ACCOUNTS.

Some of these are specifically targeting Newcastle United fans. Avoid buying anything from them, they all sell cheap fakes and some are pretending they're real to scam you.

Do yourselves a favour and block them 👍

#NUFC
"If Newcastle's Academy needs a striker coach, I'm okay! I take my luggage, my family - we come back!"

What are @newcastleunited.com waiting for, get him signed up to teach the young uns (and the first team) the art of the thunderbastard!

#NUFC
'Newcastle have a chance' - Laurent Robert's verdict as two former clubs meet - Newcastle United
There was no chance of a quiet entrance.
www.newcastleunited.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Eddie, here's a thought. When we're 1-0 down, need a goal and a central midfielder gets injured.

Why not give this a go?? Is that too obvious or am I missing something?

#NUFC #NEWAVL
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Just the FA Cup / UCL double it is then
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Aaaah get fucked. Cunt shouldnt even be playing!
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Well that was obviously going to happen, WHY do @newcastleunited.com allow scalpers to buy three of each it's obvious this is going to happen every time!!

Do not buy off The Frank Ocean on Vinted for these prices, leave him with loads of stock he can't shift! Tit.

#NUFC
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Chris
Good King Kev tribute today at Newcastle v Bournemouth #nufc
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Yet another example that people shouldn't post online every thought that comes into their head

#NUFC
I know I will get pelters for this but here goes. KK is unwell. We acknowledged this, the club did too on Wednesday. We all wish him well. Did we need a flag today for him? Do we need to drag it out? He hasn't died, singing Keegan wonderland doesn't help the lads on the pitch. #NUFC
January 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Willock not wanting to score against his new club there
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Perfect sponsor placement

#NUFC
GET IN, LEW! 🤩
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sir Les.

What a guy. What a striker. What a hat.

#NUFC #NEWFUL
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Impotence is our identity

#NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thank fuck the mackem at work was made redundant!

#NUFC #SUNNEW
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Of course I want Elanga to succeed but every time he gets the ball at the minute he either shits himself and toe pokes it away, or runs straight out of play.

Get Murphy on!

#NUFC #SUNNEW
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Spot the obvious error with that fake shirt...

40 quid? Naaa you're alright mate

#NUFC
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Eddie Howe at half time: "Right lads, 1-0 up, keep it tight, don't do anything silly"

Nick Pope: "Fuck that"

#NUFC #UCL
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The dog is shit scared and cowering under the table.

All so you can play with explosives in your gardens for 'fun'.

Cunts. I hope you all blow your fucking fingers off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Remember remember the 30th of October, the 31st of October, the 1st of November, the 2nd of November, the 3rd of November, the 4th of November, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treas...
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Nightly reminder. Bonfire night is the 5th November, NOT EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON.

Also, if you set off fireworks in your garden at any point, you are a cunt.

That is all.
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just going through my old doodles and thought before I deleted this one I'd 'Banksy it'.

Looks better than the original! 🤣

Now to get on with drawing big Nick Woltemade!

#NUFC #NEWWOL
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Only 152 days until Jamaal Lascelles comes on for the last 10 minutes with the sole directive of snapping the rat in two.

It will be glorious.
September 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Personally I'd sack Wissa off and go for Maximilian Beier (who Brentford want to replace him) as Wilson's replacement

Will be cheaper, is only 22, has scored a good amount every season

Then bring in Vlahovic on loan and absolutely DO NOT sell Isak this window and sell him abroad next year

#NUFC
August 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Can't believe it's been 16 years since Sir Bobby Robson passed away

An absolute legend of the game and a local hero

#NUFC @newcastleunited.com ⚫⚪
July 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If this was the away kit, it would have been mint.

One for the Brazilian boys and a nod back to the away kits of the late 80s.

So close Adidas!

@newcastleunited.com #nufc
July 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Petition to make this the away shirt! That's wasted as a keeper top

@newcastleunited.com #nufc
July 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
DO NOT BUY THESE on Vinted.

They are shit quality cheap fakes from Franks and the seller has listed them as Vintage 90s.

Bullshit.

Get this scammer blocked!

#NUFC
June 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM