Peter Thomas
bycommittee.bsky.social
Peter Thomas
@bycommittee.bsky.social
Alright, disaster averted. Let’s get back to doing what we do best - killing the planet and its inhabitants slowly by ignoring our problems! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
How can they tell they nuked it? It’s basically the same as any of the other recent catastrophes.

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March 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You’re flooding it. Let the choke out. Prime it! Prime it! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is the guy who severely botched the refueling operation because he couldn’t follow simple instructions #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The asteroid’s starting to defend itself! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’m turning it straight to 11 - AJ. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Max probably would have been fine if he’d just worn his helmet. Bye Max. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ok, hear me out. Thelma and Louise - In Space #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bruce really lucked out that they brought a combination clubbing/choking tool #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Those dudes were all just standing there waiting in those elevators #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
And you said we wouldn’t need a giant Gatling gun! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“I can’t believe our space skis worked!”

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March 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Liberal snowflake govvament not gonna make ME wear a seatbelt. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I like the riveting juxtaposition of the crew screaming and Liv Tyler taking a nap #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This always happens to me when I try to fuel up too. #ev

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March 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Stir the tanks! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I bet they are really worried they accidentally traded space shuttle keys. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If I know one thing about rocket launches it’s that they are always scrubbed at the last moment because of some inconvenient cloud cover.

#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
How’d they get footage of me waking up to pee at 3am? #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Someday, just once, I want someone to run up to me and shove money into MY pockets.

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March 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lt Dan had to take a quick break to develop some photos. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m starting to think Nicolas Cage might be being typecasted. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s gonna go down when Storm Shadow shows up. Go Joe! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Trunk opens - surprise! It’s full of birds! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Not gonna be Stridin’ no more! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM