Chase McPherson
@bychasemcp.com
I'm in my midlife crisis era! Sometimes I write things, other times I cook things. http://bychasemcp.com
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Chase McPherson
@bychasemcp.com
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Cheesecake using oatmeal creme pies as the crust (because they were a just past their sell-by and didn't want to waste them)
Finding myself obsessed with this French bardcore group called Courseval youtu.be/op6CN7esW5g?...
Amoureux de votre corps (Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran) Medieval Style Bardcore
YouTube video by Courseval
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November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Finding myself obsessed with this French bardcore group called Courseval youtu.be/op6CN7esW5g?...
One more long shift at Current Job ahead of me then I can recover, relax, and focus on nailing this interview.
I've got a job interview Tuesday for a place I would LOVE working - all good vibes and best wishes ahead of time gladly accepted!
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
One more long shift at Current Job ahead of me then I can recover, relax, and focus on nailing this interview.
I went into a Starbucks for the first time last week and my cup said 'What's your favorite holiday song?' and I was getting Christmas Ghostface vibes off it.
So this is just like the Starbucks Baristas having to do compliments and write kind things on the cups, an act of faux kindness that will also make the retail people even more miserable.
You do know AI robots saying the kind things is also false, right?
You do know AI robots saying the kind things is also false, right?
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I went into a Starbucks for the first time last week and my cup said 'What's your favorite holiday song?' and I was getting Christmas Ghostface vibes off it.
I've got a job interview Tuesday for a place I would LOVE working - all good vibes and best wishes ahead of time gladly accepted!
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've got a job interview Tuesday for a place I would LOVE working - all good vibes and best wishes ahead of time gladly accepted!
The moment one of these promo people emails me combined with proof they actually bought my book, I'll plotz.
#TheUterusWhispersInTheNight
#TheUterusWhispersInTheNight
So glad I wasn't drinking anything when I got the scam email offering me paid promotion services that started with "Your anthology made my uterus whisper 'finally, someone gets it'"
...also I wish that was a real review because it would be marketing GOLD for #ChoicesAnthology
...also I wish that was a real review because it would be marketing GOLD for #ChoicesAnthology
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The moment one of these promo people emails me combined with proof they actually bought my book, I'll plotz.
#TheUterusWhispersInTheNight
#TheUterusWhispersInTheNight
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
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And i love you. Thank you for all the years of putting up with my nonsense lol
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
And i love you. Thank you for all the years of putting up with my nonsense lol
Ten years married to this one. Many more as my best friend. Many more to come. Love you @sylusdarkwater.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ten years married to this one. Many more as my best friend. Many more to come. Love you @sylusdarkwater.bsky.social
Morning, @safety.bsky.app. I'm waking up to find I'm being followed by obvious bots using pictures of excessively (and I'm assuming, not naturally) curvy women. I assume something's being done about that? #NotAMorningPerson
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Morning, @safety.bsky.app. I'm waking up to find I'm being followed by obvious bots using pictures of excessively (and I'm assuming, not naturally) curvy women. I assume something's being done about that? #NotAMorningPerson
Today I had my first cup of coffee in more than 20 years. A Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha, for those interested.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Today I had my first cup of coffee in more than 20 years. A Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha, for those interested.
I got Karened by a customer at work today and it’s been a tiresome and emotional few hours since then. I am drained.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I got Karened by a customer at work today and it’s been a tiresome and emotional few hours since then. I am drained.
Time for the fake fireplace space heater!
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Time for the fake fireplace space heater!
So I never did find the marshmallow Butterfinger near me locally and I feel quite gutted about it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So I never did find the marshmallow Butterfinger near me locally and I feel quite gutted about it.
Watched #WeaponsMovie last night - really good and surprisingly funny in parts! Saw #ShelbyOaks today - while I didn't like a framing device change about 25 minutes in, overall the story was pretty engaging and a good watch.
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Watched #WeaponsMovie last night - really good and surprisingly funny in parts! Saw #ShelbyOaks today - while I didn't like a framing device change about 25 minutes in, overall the story was pretty engaging and a good watch.
First cider and cuddle of the chilly season
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
First cider and cuddle of the chilly season
First pic with the new phone camera of a sleepyboi
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
First pic with the new phone camera of a sleepyboi
Birthday lunch - trying Indian food for the first time ! Paneer tikka masala.
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Birthday lunch - trying Indian food for the first time ! Paneer tikka masala.
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Officially happy birthday!
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Officially happy birthday!
Welp. My birthday's officially here.
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Welp. My birthday's officially here.
Impending birthday depression hitting hard.
October 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Impending birthday depression hitting hard.
A little annoyed with my local Cinemark - where they're showing Tron on so many screens that only two other movies are scheduled besides it on my birthday Saturday, none of which I have any interest in.
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
A little annoyed with my local Cinemark - where they're showing Tron on so many screens that only two other movies are scheduled besides it on my birthday Saturday, none of which I have any interest in.
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The reviews are right - this is an unforgettable luncheon. #Simpsons youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
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October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The reviews are right - this is an unforgettable luncheon. #Simpsons youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...
I turn 41 in one week.
October 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I turn 41 in one week.