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Who knows?, maybe I just have sensitive ears
August 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Who knows?, maybe I just have sensitive ears
Pet Relief areas at the airport should not be out in the open…
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Pet Relief areas at the airport should not be out in the open…
Not sure what the record time is for someone eating their own DiGiorno pepperoni pizza, but I may have just set the record.
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Not sure what the record time is for someone eating their own DiGiorno pepperoni pizza, but I may have just set the record.
Has anyone ever made this joke before?: your dog finishes pooping, and you tell it to wash their hands, and they start doing that thing they always do after pooping where they dig/kick dirt, and your say “good job” as if it was a trained thing?
February 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Has anyone ever made this joke before?: your dog finishes pooping, and you tell it to wash their hands, and they start doing that thing they always do after pooping where they dig/kick dirt, and your say “good job” as if it was a trained thing?
Having a blank tile in ScrabbleGo always feels like too much pressure
January 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Having a blank tile in ScrabbleGo always feels like too much pressure
My friend believes shuffleboard is so frictionless because of magnets.
January 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My friend believes shuffleboard is so frictionless because of magnets.
I could win a dry lips competition.
January 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I could win a dry lips competition.
The best part of a pie is the crust. The most boring part of a pizza is the crust. Therefore, I am proposing someone invents pizza on a pie crust. Let me know, thank you.
January 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The best part of a pie is the crust. The most boring part of a pizza is the crust. Therefore, I am proposing someone invents pizza on a pie crust. Let me know, thank you.
Highlight of the concert last night was a girl pulling her phone out, doing 21x4 on the calculator app, and then putting the phone back in her pocket. I was overwhelmed with curiosity and should have asked.
January 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Highlight of the concert last night was a girl pulling her phone out, doing 21x4 on the calculator app, and then putting the phone back in her pocket. I was overwhelmed with curiosity and should have asked.
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Just got bullied and I am not convinced it was warranted. I complimented a girl’s fingernails. She said, “Fingernails?!?” After my befuddled look, she says, “They’re called nails.”
December 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Just got bullied and I am not convinced it was warranted. I complimented a girl’s fingernails. She said, “Fingernails?!?” After my befuddled look, she says, “They’re called nails.”
I don’t know what the official phrase is, but I wish I could retweet me best tweets over to this platform.
December 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I don’t know what the official phrase is, but I wish I could retweet me best tweets over to this platform.
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
This Target sells hot dog buns but not hot dogs. Makes me sick. I want to vomit.
December 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
This Target sells hot dog buns but not hot dogs. Makes me sick. I want to vomit.
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Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
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Americans saying ‘on accident’ by accident.
December 11, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Americans saying ‘on accident’ by accident.
Can’t stop eating this evening. I had a few meatballs, then carrots, then a mini bag of Skittles, then turkey, and then two Uncrustables. Now the Honey Nut Cheerios are eyeing me from the pantry but I think I should just head to bed first.
December 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Can’t stop eating this evening. I had a few meatballs, then carrots, then a mini bag of Skittles, then turkey, and then two Uncrustables. Now the Honey Nut Cheerios are eyeing me from the pantry but I think I should just head to bed first.
Just got some of my caffeine and menthol shampoo in my eyeball. Its kinda hitting rn
November 30, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Just got some of my caffeine and menthol shampoo in my eyeball. Its kinda hitting rn
Algorithm please feed me the following: US politics, world news, hockey, F1, cool pics, funny deranged posts, construction, Boston, and EDM. Thanks.
November 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Algorithm please feed me the following: US politics, world news, hockey, F1, cool pics, funny deranged posts, construction, Boston, and EDM. Thanks.
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my uncle works at charmin and he said this year the bears are doing a holiday commercial where they sing “i’m dreaming of a wipe christmas”
November 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
my uncle works at charmin and he said this year the bears are doing a holiday commercial where they sing “i’m dreaming of a wipe christmas”
Happy to be here. Thanks for having me. Can’t wait to hang an unhinged feed.
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Happy to be here. Thanks for having me. Can’t wait to hang an unhinged feed.