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15 Famous Actors Who Got Their Start on Broadway, Maybe, I Don’t Know, We’re Banned from Wikipedia bit.ly/3IkfL3z
July 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
15 Famous Actors Who Got Their Start on Broadway, Maybe, I Don’t Know, We’re Banned from Wikipedia bit.ly/3IkfL3z
Mixing it Up! For Final Week, DEAD OUTLAW Swapped Corpses With OPERATION MINCEMEAT, Just for Funsies bit.ly/3G42yvi
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mixing it Up! For Final Week, DEAD OUTLAW Swapped Corpses With OPERATION MINCEMEAT, Just for Funsies bit.ly/3G42yvi
Audra McDonald Receives 2026 Tony Nomination; Production to be Announced bit.ly/4ndVgpk
June 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Audra McDonald Receives 2026 Tony Nomination; Production to be Announced bit.ly/4ndVgpk
“It is INEXCUSABLE that Rachel Zegler Sings the Song Outside,” says Man with No Plans to See EVITA and No Interest in Theatre at All
June 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“It is INEXCUSABLE that Rachel Zegler Sings the Song Outside,” says Man with No Plans to See EVITA and No Interest in Theatre at All
Broadway to Lower Thermostats to 68 in Honor of Dads Not Being Made of Money bit.ly/3HNsGLh
June 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Broadway to Lower Thermostats to 68 in Honor of Dads Not Being Made of Money bit.ly/3HNsGLh
Degree in Stage Management Turns Out Useful for Organizing Orgy bit.ly/4n4IF7H
June 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Degree in Stage Management Turns Out Useful for Organizing Orgy bit.ly/4n4IF7H
Did Someone Say Sabotage? Costumer Provides Pants Without Pockets to Actor Portraying Jack Kelly, Eliminating 79% of His Acting Choices bit.ly/3PdNsFr
June 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Did Someone Say Sabotage? Costumer Provides Pants Without Pockets to Actor Portraying Jack Kelly, Eliminating 79% of His Acting Choices bit.ly/3PdNsFr
Broadway Play Features Promo with Cast All Wearing Black, So Get Ready to Lock the Fuck In bit.ly/3ZqLG8t
June 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Broadway Play Features Promo with Cast All Wearing Black, So Get Ready to Lock the Fuck In bit.ly/3ZqLG8t
“I’ve Been Doing What Sarah Snook Does for Years!” Claims Furious Woman Who Sings Every Part When She Listens to "One Day More" bit.ly/4dWn0L0
June 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“I’ve Been Doing What Sarah Snook Does for Years!” Claims Furious Woman Who Sings Every Part When She Listens to "One Day More" bit.ly/4dWn0L0
Tony Award Producers Worried What Antics Broadway Bad Girl Mare Winningham Has Planned bit.ly/45JAEPn
June 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tony Award Producers Worried What Antics Broadway Bad Girl Mare Winningham Has Planned bit.ly/45JAEPn
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June 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Rumor Alert! WICKED: FOR GOOD Reportedly About Act Two of Broadway Musical WICKED bit.ly/4kJFb8K
June 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Rumor Alert! WICKED: FOR GOOD Reportedly About Act Two of Broadway Musical WICKED bit.ly/4kJFb8K
Director Thrilled Performer's Emotional Breakdown Perfectly Aligns with Song's Key Change bit.ly/3Hn2jvC
June 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Director Thrilled Performer's Emotional Breakdown Perfectly Aligns with Song's Key Change bit.ly/3Hn2jvC
"This Production is a Family!" says Union-Busting Producer bit.ly/3NYVGOt
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"This Production is a Family!" says Union-Busting Producer bit.ly/3NYVGOt
Uncle in Front Row Enjoying Most Expensive Nap of His Life bit.ly/43oudzW
May 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Uncle in Front Row Enjoying Most Expensive Nap of His Life bit.ly/43oudzW
BREAKING: Aaron Tveit, Lea Michele, and Nicholas Christopher to Lead First Broadway Revival of STARING CONTEST
May 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BREAKING: Aaron Tveit, Lea Michele, and Nicholas Christopher to Lead First Broadway Revival of STARING CONTEST
OH NO! We Asked Darren Criss to Identify Which Areas of this Photo Feature Traffic Lights, and Now He’s Out of MAYBE HAPPY ENDING for the Foreseeable Future bit.ly/4kd5fcA
May 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
OH NO! We Asked Darren Criss to Identify Which Areas of this Photo Feature Traffic Lights, and Now He’s Out of MAYBE HAPPY ENDING for the Foreseeable Future bit.ly/4kd5fcA
“The Lyceum is My Favorite Alt Comedy Venue,” says Guy Who Kinda Isn’t Wrong bit.ly/4eTvJOf
May 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“The Lyceum is My Favorite Alt Comedy Venue,” says Guy Who Kinda Isn’t Wrong bit.ly/4eTvJOf
Oh Sure, Jeremy Jordan Lying in a Chair for Two Hours is Tony Worthy, But Whenever I Do That I’m “Clinically Depressed” and “Need to Get a Damn Job” bit.ly/43q8g23
May 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh Sure, Jeremy Jordan Lying in a Chair for Two Hours is Tony Worthy, But Whenever I Do That I’m “Clinically Depressed” and “Need to Get a Damn Job” bit.ly/43q8g23
Kids Acting Out FROZEN in Backyard Seem to Have Tapped Into Something: It’s Really Good? bit.ly/43ybzFx
May 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Kids Acting Out FROZEN in Backyard Seem to Have Tapped Into Something: It’s Really Good? bit.ly/43ybzFx
BREAKING: Fox News Copies CNN, Plans to Air Live CABARET bit.ly/3F9mz32
May 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
BREAKING: Fox News Copies CNN, Plans to Air Live CABARET bit.ly/3F9mz32
American Playwright Disappointed That Family Dinner Didn't Devolve Into Explosive Argument bit.ly/4iMxYUX
March 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
American Playwright Disappointed That Family Dinner Didn't Devolve Into Explosive Argument bit.ly/4iMxYUX
Five Roles Jake from State Farm® Could Make His Broadway Debut In: Just One of Many Articles We at The Broadway Beat Will Happily Debase Ourselves With for that Sweet, Sweet Corporate Cash bit.ly/41NOv3E
March 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Five Roles Jake from State Farm® Could Make His Broadway Debut In: Just One of Many Articles We at The Broadway Beat Will Happily Debase Ourselves With for that Sweet, Sweet Corporate Cash bit.ly/41NOv3E
OPINION: MAYBE HAPPY ENDING is Irresponsible in Claiming That Robots Can Fall in Love, Cause One Time I Put Two Cell Phones Close Together and They Made a Bad Noise, Like a Hissing Noise bit.ly/3CYCLmt
February 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
OPINION: MAYBE HAPPY ENDING is Irresponsible in Claiming That Robots Can Fall in Love, Cause One Time I Put Two Cell Phones Close Together and They Made a Bad Noise, Like a Hissing Noise bit.ly/3CYCLmt
BREAKING: Mommy Addresses M&M-Mashing Allegations bit.ly/42WxSVx
February 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
BREAKING: Mommy Addresses M&M-Mashing Allegations bit.ly/42WxSVx