"Day of Judgment, God is calling. On their knees, the war pigs crawling, begging mercies for their sins. Satan, laughing, spreads his wings."
"Day of Judgment, God is calling. On their knees, the war pigs crawling, begging mercies for their sins. Satan, laughing, spreads his wings."
"But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls who have not known a man intimately."
"But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls who have not known a man intimately."
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For The Handbasket she explains her work, and exposes major holes in current journalism:
For The Handbasket she explains her work, and exposes major holes in current journalism:
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
I work for the News pages, not Opinions. I cover economic policy in Congress.
My work is walled off from any influence of the Opinions section.
Quick thread... 🧵
I work for the News pages, not Opinions. I cover economic policy in Congress.
My work is walled off from any influence of the Opinions section.
Quick thread... 🧵
What? That 3 days ago?
What? That 3 days ago?
www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
ATF conducts search of Cabo Rojo arson suspect's house, expected to file charges this week or next week.
www.elnuevodia.com/noticias/seg...
ATF conducts search of Cabo Rojo arson suspect's house, expected to file charges this week or next week.
www.elnuevodia.com/noticias/seg...
My 6-year old: What's that movie?
Me, whispering to not disturb sleeping passengers: Beetlejuice
Her: What?
Me, a little louder: Beetlejuice
Her: huh?
Me, louder stil: Beetlejuice
Me: <Looks around for Michael Keaton>
My 6-year old: What's that movie?
Me, whispering to not disturb sleeping passengers: Beetlejuice
Her: What?
Me, a little louder: Beetlejuice
Her: huh?
Me, louder stil: Beetlejuice
Me: <Looks around for Michael Keaton>
It excludes almost all information about sex.
Follow this thread for details.
It excludes almost all information about sex.
Follow this thread for details.
I looked into it. None of it's true.
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I looked into it. None of it's true.
www.dailydot.com/debug/bluesk...
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.