Buzzed LightQueer
@buzzedlightqueer.bsky.social
This is where I log my dumbest thoughts
Surely not *every* youth pastor’s wife is smokin’ hot…
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Surely not *every* youth pastor’s wife is smokin’ hot…
I don’t want to find Bigfoot. I want to be Bigfoot
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t want to find Bigfoot. I want to be Bigfoot
I had a dream that I met Barack Obama at Tipsy Scoop.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I had a dream that I met Barack Obama at Tipsy Scoop.
I fell down for the first time in a long time. Since when did it hurt so bad?
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I fell down for the first time in a long time. Since when did it hurt so bad?
I feel like I’d be a really good mom to the rizzler.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I feel like I’d be a really good mom to the rizzler.
Haunted house but instead of clowns with chainsaws it’s an emotional conversation with my parents
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Haunted house but instead of clowns with chainsaws it’s an emotional conversation with my parents
Hey! Stop watching YouTube while your drive. Wtf?
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hey! Stop watching YouTube while your drive. Wtf?
She was voted prom queen. I was voted most likely to recommend a podcast you’ll never listen to.
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
She was voted prom queen. I was voted most likely to recommend a podcast you’ll never listen to.
Hey siri, what planet is making me want to kill myself?
October 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey siri, what planet is making me want to kill myself?
I told the moon about you
Then it called me a slur 🌕
Then it called me a slur 🌕
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I told the moon about you
Then it called me a slur 🌕
Then it called me a slur 🌕
You got autism from Tylenol. I got erectile dysfunction from White Castle. We are not the same.
September 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You got autism from Tylenol. I got erectile dysfunction from White Castle. We are not the same.
I need one of those little “Not Friendly” vests that they give to dogs.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I need one of those little “Not Friendly” vests that they give to dogs.
My stomach sounds like a washing machine. Please help me
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My stomach sounds like a washing machine. Please help me
Let the people enjoy the things. Your hateration is dork shit.
August 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Let the people enjoy the things. Your hateration is dork shit.
Sorry, I can’t tonight. I have to float-test my eggs because I forgot about them in the fridge.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sorry, I can’t tonight. I have to float-test my eggs because I forgot about them in the fridge.
Jamie Lee Curtits
August 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Jamie Lee Curtits
Pls don’t tell the middle aged white guys on Facebook about my degradation kink. I fear they’ll stop calling me slurs. :(
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Pls don’t tell the middle aged white guys on Facebook about my degradation kink. I fear they’ll stop calling me slurs. :(
If you leave too much soul patch it’s just a second mustache…
August 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you leave too much soul patch it’s just a second mustache…
@daveramsey1.bsky.social how do I budget for the end of American democracy?
August 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@daveramsey1.bsky.social how do I budget for the end of American democracy?
Will I ever feel fergalicious again?
August 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Will I ever feel fergalicious again?
I think the ballroom is just to make the White House look like Mar-a-lago so when Trump is sundowing he stops trying to go home.
August 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think the ballroom is just to make the White House look like Mar-a-lago so when Trump is sundowing he stops trying to go home.
Carry on my gay worm son
August 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Carry on my gay worm son
The things I post on Bluesky would have killed on twitter back in the day. Elongated Muskrat continues to ruin my life.
August 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The things I post on Bluesky would have killed on twitter back in the day. Elongated Muskrat continues to ruin my life.
I’ve dated at least two guys who sound just like Oliver Anthony. He’s not special.
August 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’ve dated at least two guys who sound just like Oliver Anthony. He’s not special.
My location sharing will remain at “Never” but thanks anyway, Instagram.
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My location sharing will remain at “Never” but thanks anyway, Instagram.