will (peaceful, friendly)
@buymyhubs.com
just a happy guy - all threats/speech made from this account are for the sake of comedy and not to be taken seriously - emoji lover ❤️ - government entities DNI - buymyhubs.com
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I’m very similar to a flower or beautiful animal
I’m spilling the beans. I keep spilling my beans. They’re getting dirty…
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m spilling the beans. I keep spilling my beans. They’re getting dirty…
Just ate some food I found outside. It was warm and brought me great pleasure
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just ate some food I found outside. It was warm and brought me great pleasure
I love Tylenol because it makes my brain feel good after I finish my math homework. The Tylenol is the incentive to get my worksheet done
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I love Tylenol because it makes my brain feel good after I finish my math homework. The Tylenol is the incentive to get my worksheet done
I smell like Will
September 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I smell like Will
Some food is salty, some is sweet. But sometimes, a fella like me could go for something bitter and nasty
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Some food is salty, some is sweet. But sometimes, a fella like me could go for something bitter and nasty
I almost wet the bed last night. I had a dream I was entered into a peeing contest at the state fair. My saving grace was the large crowd of people who came to watch. I couldn’t urinate with that kind of pressure, even in a dream.
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I almost wet the bed last night. I had a dream I was entered into a peeing contest at the state fair. My saving grace was the large crowd of people who came to watch. I couldn’t urinate with that kind of pressure, even in a dream.
I love the smell of social media. It smells beautiful
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love the smell of social media. It smells beautiful
Spending time alone with my computer. This thing can handle so many websites it’s unbelievable
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Spending time alone with my computer. This thing can handle so many websites it’s unbelievable
My favorite food? It’s butter. I love the sweet and salty creaminess my tongue feels when I pop a stick of that stuff in my mouth. Butter can only be improved by increasing the amount you have
September 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My favorite food? It’s butter. I love the sweet and salty creaminess my tongue feels when I pop a stick of that stuff in my mouth. Butter can only be improved by increasing the amount you have
I love the way my wife smells.
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I love the way my wife smells.
I’m inventing new ways to have fun! I’ve recently discovered that certain parts of my body are able to bring me immense joy
August 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m inventing new ways to have fun! I’ve recently discovered that certain parts of my body are able to bring me immense joy
I counted to 100 today. I could count higher if I wanted to, but I got bored
August 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I counted to 100 today. I could count higher if I wanted to, but I got bored
Sunday night. Which means I get to wake up early tomorrow and have a great day of interacting with all my favorite coworkers
August 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sunday night. Which means I get to wake up early tomorrow and have a great day of interacting with all my favorite coworkers
Just took a shower purely for the joy of having a clean body
August 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just took a shower purely for the joy of having a clean body
I have the gift that’s allows me access to solving the Rubik’s cube. You have to be born with the gift, and I was one of the lucky few. None of my friends have this gift but I love them anyway
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I have the gift that’s allows me access to solving the Rubik’s cube. You have to be born with the gift, and I was one of the lucky few. None of my friends have this gift but I love them anyway
I can’t shake this sinking feeling that everything is going to be okay in the end
August 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I can’t shake this sinking feeling that everything is going to be okay in the end
I had a dream last night that everyone loved you. I woke up and it was real
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I had a dream last night that everyone loved you. I woke up and it was real
Everyone is using my favorite toilet right now. I will just have to wait.
April 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Everyone is using my favorite toilet right now. I will just have to wait.
I still pay with coins. Anyone else still bring a bag of coins to the used car dealerships?
March 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I still pay with coins. Anyone else still bring a bag of coins to the used car dealerships?
Trolling my neighbors online with a scheme that’s sure to rile them up
March 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trolling my neighbors online with a scheme that’s sure to rile them up
Pouring a collection of chemicals I found into a jug while waiting for my food at Burger King
March 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Pouring a collection of chemicals I found into a jug while waiting for my food at Burger King
I love putting lotion on it
March 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I love putting lotion on it
Fans, please send me your hairbrushes! I love owning my fans’ hairbrushes
February 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Fans, please send me your hairbrushes! I love owning my fans’ hairbrushes