@buttholeballsman.bsky.social
The woman at this restaurant had the nerve to ask how I want my burger cooked. I said “Bitch, flat and circular.”
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The woman at this restaurant had the nerve to ask how I want my burger cooked. I said “Bitch, flat and circular.”
Business idea: Max out as many Amazon credit cards as you can and then declare bankruptcy. #investing #moneymoves #alphamale #cashflow #bigmoneymentality #money #crypto #gangshit #helpme #helpmeplease #mywifeleftme #divorce #depression #baller #cream #christmas #imalone #newyears #weed
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Business idea: Max out as many Amazon credit cards as you can and then declare bankruptcy. #investing #moneymoves #alphamale #cashflow #bigmoneymentality #money #crypto #gangshit #helpme #helpmeplease #mywifeleftme #divorce #depression #baller #cream #christmas #imalone #newyears #weed
Being conscious is hard because being conscious of how stupid I am is scary.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Being conscious is hard because being conscious of how stupid I am is scary.
My favorite part of #Thanksgiving is putting my hands into every orifice that a turkey has.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My favorite part of #Thanksgiving is putting my hands into every orifice that a turkey has.
Some call them hemorrhoids, I call them boy period.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Some call them hemorrhoids, I call them boy period.
TIL: The clit is where the pee comes out.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
TIL: The clit is where the pee comes out.
Business idea: Dog meat hot pockets.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Business idea: Dog meat hot pockets.