Bong hits and pop tarts.

High as balls trying to explain to a 4 year old the imagery and cannon significance in Bonnie Tyler’s Magnum Opus, “Total eclipse of the heart” while 90s mega-hit “Walking on the sun” plays in the background.

I think I just got a hate note? Left by 2 little boys who live exactly 3 houses west of me. My initial reaction was 10 minutes of laughing, and now, just dread. Hate crimes are no laughing matter, and this was an annoyance at best. But this’s where It starts.

Figured I should post the finished sparklesaurus rex. It’s sparkly and awesome.

I have seen the gates of hell, And it’s the women’s bathroom at the intermission for a children’s cartoon ‘live’ show. Also, Wild Kratts, the fuq?!?

Uh, hi everyone! What’s happening?

High + Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar is delightful. I mourn for future me who’ll never get to experience this joy again.

My child is having a birthday party and the theme is “Enchanted Unicorn Forest,” and I asked if her if she wanted fairies. Her eyes got real wide and she whispered “not real ones, mommy.” Phew! I do not have the time and energy to deal with the Fae right now.

Just bedazzling a paper dinosaur neck, while watching Event Horizon, as one does

On tonight’s episode of ‘getting high and watching movies’ : Paint. My husband thought it was a somber biography of Bob Ross for approximately 47 seconds. 🤣

Decisions were made

It’s either my best or worst idea, to get high and watch Poor Things without having seen a trailer. 😳

Another nostalgia music night! And I got a hat!

Ooof. I’m in a mood. An ex contacted me after 7 years no contact. Trying to decide whether to reply. So weird.

Help! I’ve fallen down a late 80s/early 90s music video hole, and I can’t get out! I’ve got a serious case of the nostalgias.

Still working through “love and belonging,” but hey, I’ve got a threenager, full time job, house, husband, cats, and autoimmune disease, so I’ll call that a win!

Welcome to the two week period of the year where I remember I absolutely love almond joy.