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Pinned
it's important i find my brother, but that is a task for me and me alone. step aside, bull, the investigation starts here.
[eyes unfocused, he growls stubbornly.]
[eyes unfocused, he growls stubbornly.]
my fault for not risking my life to get close enough to discern your snout shape before assuming. what business do you have in a place like this?
alligator. 💢
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
it's important i find my brother, but that is a task for me and me alone. step aside, bull, the investigation starts here.
[eyes unfocused, he growls stubbornly.]
[eyes unfocused, he growls stubbornly.]
i'm more than capable of biting you in half. why are you saying such stupid things.
[grunt... but he actually doesn't seem that bothered. is renekton... enjoying the flattery? maybe a bit selfishly!]
[grunt... but he actually doesn't seem that bothered. is renekton... enjoying the flattery? maybe a bit selfishly!]
( looking the other up and down as if they’re looking for something … )
i stand by what i said.
although t’proper word is hot, i believe .ᐣ
( are they stupid. )
i stand by what i said.
although t’proper word is hot, i believe .ᐣ
( are they stupid. )
[the 9ft alligator leans down and stares. breath hot.]
..What??
..What??
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i'm more than capable of biting you in half. why are you saying such stupid things.
[grunt... but he actually doesn't seem that bothered. is renekton... enjoying the flattery? maybe a bit selfishly!]
[grunt... but he actually doesn't seem that bothered. is renekton... enjoying the flattery? maybe a bit selfishly!]
alligator. 💢
is that a giant crocodile.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
alligator. 💢
don't leave.. rrgh. meet me by-! our bush. 💧
oh , okay . . . i'll stay away , i guess .
[ dramatically kicking a rock ! before turning his head , giving a little pathetic look . ]
(◞‸◟,)
[ dramatically kicking a rock ! before turning his head , giving a little pathetic look . ]
(◞‸◟,)
don't do that either. in fact i do not think you should be around me at all.
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
don't leave.. rrgh. meet me by-! our bush. 💧
[the 9ft alligator leans down and stares. breath hot.]
..What??
..What??
i don’t know what a top lane is— i mean. i’d enter it for ya’ though, you’re pretty.
my top lane. what's that face for.
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
[the 9ft alligator leans down and stares. breath hot.]
..What??
..What??
don't do that either. in fact i do not think you should be around me at all.
. . . okay , i guess i'll adapt . . . 😞
i'll be sure to gank you !
i'll be sure to gank you !
Go jungle this is only my lane now
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
don't do that either. in fact i do not think you should be around me at all.
Go jungle this is only my lane now
but -- b-but i'm a top laner !
Out. Turn around. Go
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Go jungle this is only my lane now
no no no no no.
lets shaaaaare !
this is MY TOP LANE!! NOT YOURS !!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
no no no no no.
this is MY TOP LANE!! NOT YOURS !!!
Enter my top lane ! ! I always appreciate the company ! ^.^
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
this is MY TOP LANE!! NOT YOURS !!!
my top lane. what's that face for.
e. enter ya’ what .ᐣ
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
my top lane. what's that face for.
Enter my top lane
laning against bebop and seven
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Enter my top lane
what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference?
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[ claps hands once and points at him! ]
yes! that's the joke. you are not flirting with me. you are threatening to eat me. I am taking that as a sign that you're flirting.
yes! that's the joke. you are not flirting with me. you are threatening to eat me. I am taking that as a sign that you're flirting.
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
August 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference?
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
awfully generous time window, thank you. but no, a bit is a short, little comedy routine. see, the "bit" here was that you threaten to kill me, and I take it as a sign you are flirting.
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
renekton do you know what a "bit" is?
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
stoppp you're embarrassing meee 🤭🤭🤭
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
August 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
aww, that's sweet. 😚😚❤️❤️
like a hawk to a piece of prey...
i'd care, warrior
i'd care, warrior
August 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
like a hawk to a piece of prey...
i'd care, warrior
i'd care, warrior
if a hawk swept me up would you all care
August 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
like a hawk to a piece of prey...
i'd care, warrior
i'd care, warrior
[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh.
stupid yordle.]
stupid yordle.]
of course ! i'll go get the prettiest pot i can find !
[ he gently took the flower , holding it carefully . . . he appreciates how much care the other is willing to give for this simple gift . makes his heart feel all swirly ! ]
i'll be back in a jiffy , renekton !
[ he gently took the flower , holding it carefully . . . he appreciates how much care the other is willing to give for this simple gift . makes his heart feel all swirly ! ]
i'll be back in a jiffy , renekton !
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh.
stupid yordle.]
stupid yordle.]
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
well . . . think about how you've handled me thus far ! i'm fragile and little compared to you ! and you've always handled me correctly !
maybe . . . you can keep it somewhere safe ! somewhere nice where it can get all the nutrients it needs . . . like a pot ! and some water ! and also a
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maybe . . . you can keep it somewhere safe ! somewhere nice where it can get all the nutrients it needs . . . like a pot ! and some water ! and also a
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no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
worried about what ? the flower wilting ?
it'll be alright . . . ! even if it wilts , i can bring you another , and another . . . heck , i can see what i can do to make the flower live on forever ! just for you to keep !
( ^ _ ^ )
it'll be alright . . . ! even if it wilts , i can bring you another , and another . . . heck , i can see what i can do to make the flower live on forever ! just for you to keep !
( ^ _ ^ )
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]
it is. i'm... worried, though.
it is. i'm... worried, though.
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]
it is. i'm... worried, though.
it is. i'm... worried, though.
really ? oh , i'm so glad ! it is a wonderful flower !
[ holding the flower out to him ! little tiny creature on his tippy toes . ]
[ holding the flower out to him ! little tiny creature on his tippy toes . ]
...
don't say it like that. i will take it.
don't say it like that. i will take it.
July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]
it is. i'm... worried, though.
it is. i'm... worried, though.
...
don't say it like that. i will take it.
don't say it like that. i will take it.
oh i dunno . . . i just thought it'd be a nice gift . . .
...
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
July 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
...
don't say it like that. i will take it.
don't say it like that. i will take it.
...
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
do you want a flower too , my love ?
( ´ ▽ ` )
( ´ ▽ ` )
my fiancé teemo
July 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
...
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
my fiancé teemo
July 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
my fiancé teemo