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Pinned
what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference?
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[ claps hands once and points at him! ]
yes! that's the joke. you are not flirting with me. you are threatening to eat me. I am taking that as a sign that you're flirting.
yes! that's the joke. you are not flirting with me. you are threatening to eat me. I am taking that as a sign that you're flirting.
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
August 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference?
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]
because i'd STILL eat you.
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
awfully generous time window, thank you. but no, a bit is a short, little comedy routine. see, the "bit" here was that you threaten to kill me, and I take it as a sign you are flirting.
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
but i am not... flirting with you?
[seems he doesn't get it.]
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
renekton do you know what a "bit" is?
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
stoppp you're embarrassing meee 🤭🤭🤭
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
August 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
aww, that's sweet. 😚😚❤️❤️
like a hawk to a piece of prey...
i'd care, warrior
i'd care, warrior
August 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
like a hawk to a piece of prey...
i'd care, warrior
i'd care, warrior
if a hawk swept me up would you all care
August 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
like a hawk to a piece of prey...
i'd care, warrior
i'd care, warrior
[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh.
stupid yordle.]
stupid yordle.]
of course ! i'll go get the prettiest pot i can find !
[ he gently took the flower , holding it carefully . . . he appreciates how much care the other is willing to give for this simple gift . makes his heart feel all swirly ! ]
i'll be back in a jiffy , renekton !
[ he gently took the flower , holding it carefully . . . he appreciates how much care the other is willing to give for this simple gift . makes his heart feel all swirly ! ]
i'll be back in a jiffy , renekton !
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh.
stupid yordle.]
stupid yordle.]
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
well . . . think about how you've handled me thus far ! i'm fragile and little compared to you ! and you've always handled me correctly !
maybe . . . you can keep it somewhere safe ! somewhere nice where it can get all the nutrients it needs . . . like a pot ! and some water ! and also a
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maybe . . . you can keep it somewhere safe ! somewhere nice where it can get all the nutrients it needs . . . like a pot ! and some water ! and also a
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no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
worried about what ? the flower wilting ?
it'll be alright . . . ! even if it wilts , i can bring you another , and another . . . heck , i can see what i can do to make the flower live on forever ! just for you to keep !
( ^ _ ^ )
it'll be alright . . . ! even if it wilts , i can bring you another , and another . . . heck , i can see what i can do to make the flower live on forever ! just for you to keep !
( ^ _ ^ )
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]
it is. i'm... worried, though.
it is. i'm... worried, though.
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]
it is. i'm... worried, though.
it is. i'm... worried, though.
really ? oh , i'm so glad ! it is a wonderful flower !
[ holding the flower out to him ! little tiny creature on his tippy toes . ]
[ holding the flower out to him ! little tiny creature on his tippy toes . ]
...
don't say it like that. i will take it.
don't say it like that. i will take it.
July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]
it is. i'm... worried, though.
it is. i'm... worried, though.
...
don't say it like that. i will take it.
don't say it like that. i will take it.
oh i dunno . . . i just thought it'd be a nice gift . . .
...
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
July 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
...
don't say it like that. i will take it.
don't say it like that. i will take it.
...
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
do you want a flower too , my love ?
( ´ ▽ ` )
( ´ ▽ ` )
my fiancé teemo
July 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
...
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
my fiancé teemo
July 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
my fiancé teemo
[staring @rushhourer.bsky.social down ...]
May 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
[staring @rushhourer.bsky.social down ...]
[CHOMP. not actually hard, though.]
shfut upf.
shfut upf.
i'm just SAYING!!!!!! why forcefully request my services if you don't even want them!!!
i have a better idea.
[opening his mouth-]
[opening his mouth-]
April 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
[CHOMP. not actually hard, though.]
shfut upf.
shfut upf.
i have a better idea.
[opening his mouth-]
[opening his mouth-]
listen you can kidnap me all you want but i will NOT budge about proper cooking procedure. why go to the trouble if you aren't even going to eat what i make
but that's the best part. you're supposed to be MY chef, you make what i want 💢
April 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i have a better idea.
[opening his mouth-]
[opening his mouth-]
but that's the best part. you're supposed to be MY chef, you make what i want 💢
no! ♡ that is a health violation and also gross. i'll make you something nutritious that doesn't have an aroma of death surrounding it
can it be? i will provide ingredients.
April 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
but that's the best part. you're supposed to be MY chef, you make what i want 💢
can it be? i will provide ingredients.
i can make you our meat lover's special! um, skin not included....i hope that's alright. ;;;
no. i eat anything with flesh.
sand is considered an appetizer.
sand is considered an appetizer.
April 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
can it be? i will provide ingredients.
Reposted by ╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍.
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
no. i eat anything with flesh.
sand is considered an appetizer.
sand is considered an appetizer.
wait have you,,,,ONLY been eating sand like this whole time?????
what food can you make out of sand? we have a lot of sand.
April 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
no. i eat anything with flesh.
sand is considered an appetizer.
sand is considered an appetizer.
what food can you make out of sand? we have a lot of sand.
oh ! i see ! i hope you'll like what i make then?????
*he has zero way of fighting back bro is just skipping all the stages of grief and landing on acceptance immediately. unless this is some fucked up form of denial*
*he has zero way of fighting back bro is just skipping all the stages of grief and landing on acceptance immediately. unless this is some fucked up form of denial*
the scout said you make pizzas. i'm keeping you as my personal food maker.
April 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
what food can you make out of sand? we have a lot of sand.
it's better than how it was from you any other time... but his face actually shook when he growled. that's effort.
owh - !
[ falling backward . pout . ]
awwh . . . i thought i was doing really good ! 💧
[ falling backward . pout . ]
awwh . . . i thought i was doing really good ! 💧
...
yeah, no.
[flicking his forehead.]
yeah, no.
[flicking his forehead.]
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it's better than how it was from you any other time... but his face actually shook when he growled. that's effort.
the scout said you make pizzas. i'm keeping you as my personal food maker.
keeping.......? sir what do you mean by keeping ;;;;
good. satisfactory.
[grabbing him by the torso with his massive hand like a barbie doll]
i'm keeping you
[grabbing him by the torso with his massive hand like a barbie doll]
i'm keeping you
April 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the scout said you make pizzas. i'm keeping you as my personal food maker.
...
yeah, no.
[flicking his forehead.]
yeah, no.
[flicking his forehead.]
. . . ahem . . .
[ and then , just growling like a chihuahua . snout scrunching as he did ! ]
[ and then , just growling like a chihuahua . snout scrunching as he did ! ]
oh? then do it.
April 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
...
yeah, no.
[flicking his forehead.]
yeah, no.
[flicking his forehead.]