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@burritobinger.bsky.social
Here for the college football and barbecue shitposting discourse.
It was in Tru TV and all the contestants had costumes and a theme.
The Hurry Houdini team won on the back of their creativity score and apparently had a magic act pre race.
The fastest time team post race was asked if the brakes quit bc they crashed into the backstop. “nah mate, went full send”
The Hurry Houdini team won on the back of their creativity score and apparently had a magic act pre race.
The fastest time team post race was asked if the brakes quit bc they crashed into the backstop. “nah mate, went full send”
Really sad I got into the Red Bull Soapbox derby coverage late.
Dale Jr is commentating from London
Dale Jr is commentating from London
June 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It was in Tru TV and all the contestants had costumes and a theme.
The Hurry Houdini team won on the back of their creativity score and apparently had a magic act pre race.
The fastest time team post race was asked if the brakes quit bc they crashed into the backstop. “nah mate, went full send”
The Hurry Houdini team won on the back of their creativity score and apparently had a magic act pre race.
The fastest time team post race was asked if the brakes quit bc they crashed into the backstop. “nah mate, went full send”
Really sad I got into the Red Bull Soapbox derby coverage late.
Dale Jr is commentating from London
Dale Jr is commentating from London
June 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Really sad I got into the Red Bull Soapbox derby coverage late.
Dale Jr is commentating from London
Dale Jr is commentating from London
Am I having a stroke or does Jesse Palmer keep calling Quinn Ewers “Quinton”?
January 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Am I having a stroke or does Jesse Palmer keep calling Quinn Ewers “Quinton”?
Texas fans need to learn when to use the SEC chant.
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Texas fans need to learn when to use the SEC chant.
Lmao at Michigan player doing backflips
November 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Lmao at Michigan player doing backflips
Watching all quiet on the western front on the patio smoking meats
November 10, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Watching all quiet on the western front on the patio smoking meats
One of life’s greatest pleasures is logging into TouchTunes and seeing how many credits you drunkenly bought
October 31, 2024 at 7:59 PM
One of life’s greatest pleasures is logging into TouchTunes and seeing how many credits you drunkenly bought
Patio tv? Check. Ribs on the smoker? Check. Dawgs won? Check. Chaos everywhere else? Check.
Great little Saturday
Great little Saturday
September 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Patio tv? Check. Ribs on the smoker? Check. Dawgs won? Check. Chaos everywhere else? Check.
Great little Saturday
Great little Saturday
I’m about to TouchTunes the Macarena
December 22, 2023 at 5:46 AM
I’m about to TouchTunes the Macarena
Bored waiting on some colleagues to show up to a happy hour. I’m really tempted to drop Creed at the BMW dealership showing up on TouchTunes.
November 29, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Bored waiting on some colleagues to show up to a happy hour. I’m really tempted to drop Creed at the BMW dealership showing up on TouchTunes.
Full capacity kitchen output.
Turkey breast porchetta. Duck fat confit turkey quarters. Roasted turkey gravy. Turkey skin cracklings. Pomme purée. Homemade rolls. Whipped honey butter. Maple balsamic cranberry jam. Brown butter cornbread sausage stuffing. Roasted Brussels. Honey glazed carrots.
Turkey breast porchetta. Duck fat confit turkey quarters. Roasted turkey gravy. Turkey skin cracklings. Pomme purée. Homemade rolls. Whipped honey butter. Maple balsamic cranberry jam. Brown butter cornbread sausage stuffing. Roasted Brussels. Honey glazed carrots.
November 24, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Full capacity kitchen output.
Turkey breast porchetta. Duck fat confit turkey quarters. Roasted turkey gravy. Turkey skin cracklings. Pomme purée. Homemade rolls. Whipped honey butter. Maple balsamic cranberry jam. Brown butter cornbread sausage stuffing. Roasted Brussels. Honey glazed carrots.
Turkey breast porchetta. Duck fat confit turkey quarters. Roasted turkey gravy. Turkey skin cracklings. Pomme purée. Homemade rolls. Whipped honey butter. Maple balsamic cranberry jam. Brown butter cornbread sausage stuffing. Roasted Brussels. Honey glazed carrots.
Brock Bowers is the human equivalent of the F150 Raptor R
September 30, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Brock Bowers is the human equivalent of the F150 Raptor R
Three meats. Three chilis
September 24, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Three meats. Three chilis
Nothing better than drinking unclaimed modelos after triple chili day at your own house
September 24, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Nothing better than drinking unclaimed modelos after triple chili day at your own house
Ready to wrap #godawgs #beatuscjr #bbq #bge
September 16, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Ready to wrap #godawgs #beatuscjr #bbq #bge
Good morning folks
September 16, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Good morning folks
Time to light a fire and cook some meat. #godawgs
September 16, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Time to light a fire and cook some meat. #godawgs
I’m happy to announce that I broke out a sweater for the first time this year.
September 14, 2023 at 12:49 PM
I’m happy to announce that I broke out a sweater for the first time this year.
I had to wear my “Georgia Drinking and Yelling” shirt in honor of @georgiaisaverb.bsky.social getting his questioned read by Andy Staples.
For what it’s worth I say jimbo goes to Fox - the up and coming spender who wants to usurp the status quo and is spending big to get there.
For what it’s worth I say jimbo goes to Fox - the up and coming spender who wants to usurp the status quo and is spending big to get there.
September 13, 2023 at 11:20 AM
I had to wear my “Georgia Drinking and Yelling” shirt in honor of @georgiaisaverb.bsky.social getting his questioned read by Andy Staples.
For what it’s worth I say jimbo goes to Fox - the up and coming spender who wants to usurp the status quo and is spending big to get there.
For what it’s worth I say jimbo goes to Fox - the up and coming spender who wants to usurp the status quo and is spending big to get there.
I made my own Italian sandwich for lunch and my lord - I could have been doing this the whole time?! My whole working life?!
September 11, 2023 at 3:55 PM
I made my own Italian sandwich for lunch and my lord - I could have been doing this the whole time?! My whole working life?!
I’m glad Texas will be ranked #1 next week and UGA can get the locker room motivation of moving down one spot.
September 10, 2023 at 2:43 AM
I’m glad Texas will be ranked #1 next week and UGA can get the locker room motivation of moving down one spot.
My favorite part of the Syracuse airport is that the websites map tells you where the Narcan is located
September 4, 2023 at 10:40 PM
My favorite part of the Syracuse airport is that the websites map tells you where the Narcan is located
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maybe florida accidentally banned the good playbook thinking it had something woke in there
September 1, 2023 at 2:19 AM
maybe florida accidentally banned the good playbook thinking it had something woke in there
Woke up this morning and it’s been 293 days since the Gators have won a football contest
September 1, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Woke up this morning and it’s been 293 days since the Gators have won a football contest
Split my favorite summer slacks bending down to pet my dog this morning.
Everything is fine today.
Everything is fine today.
August 24, 2023 at 12:52 PM
Split my favorite summer slacks bending down to pet my dog this morning.
Everything is fine today.
Everything is fine today.