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burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Lord Stabbington III
@burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality 💪🏻🦄
Alt account to X cuz ya know.
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Starting the day out right…
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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So so so tired
Feels like I am still in bed
I wish I was dream
-NeonTiger
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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😈
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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#TummyTuesday after SuperBowl feels bigger.
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Coffee with dad on Sunday mornings #belly #daddybear
February 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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A highly requested look 💪
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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my secret to beating metroid prime
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Heehaw
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Come here I have something for you
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Swimming is good for fat boys.
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Just going a little foot adjustment don’t mind me
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Sunday scaries. Anyone need a load?
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
We’re just bulking bro
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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I guess I ate the guy on the left?

130lbs (2013) - 280lbs (2026)
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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🦧
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Been kinda out of it for a while but if this is my starting point going back in, I’m pretty confident I can make some good gains in the next few months 👹
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Celebrating having hot water again after four days of freezing cold showers. I’m a happy bear.
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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I’m chonky but strong.
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I would too 😈
January 25, 2026 at 6:47 PM
As someone who had an umbilical hernia. Get it looked at. While it can stop and be manageable, it will never get better on its own. It needs surgical intervention to repair the hole.
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Birthday belly 🐻
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM