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burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Lord Stabbington III
@burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality 💪🏻🦄
Alt account to X cuz ya know.
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A highly requested look 💪
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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my secret to beating metroid prime
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Heehaw
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Come here I have something for you
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Swimming is good for fat boys.
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Just going a little foot adjustment don’t mind me
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Sunday scaries. Anyone need a load?
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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I guess I ate the guy on the left?

130lbs (2013) - 280lbs (2026)
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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🦧
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Been kinda out of it for a while but if this is my starting point going back in, I’m pretty confident I can make some good gains in the next few months 👹
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Celebrating having hot water again after four days of freezing cold showers. I’m a happy bear.
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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I’m chonky but strong.
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Birthday belly 🐻
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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My big dad dick slips out of my shorts while we Xbox’n what do you do? 😈
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Happy new year, and stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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Yaaaaay, fresh sheet night.
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Haircut! Now to pack to go get my other forearm tattooed. Saw the design today, and I freaking LOVE it!
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Overflowing Pig 🐷💦
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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We now return to our regularly scheduled programming

I’ll try and shake up the angles a bit next time, I hate taking photos of myself when others are around in the gym 😅
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM