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BurialFacts
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ardcore lentil ambassador
Burial bought the wrong sized phone cable recently, but not to worry. He put a lentil inside the charging port then ran it under the tap, causing the lentil to expand, widening the port so his cable could now do him proud. Burial recommends lentils
June 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Burial says: if you put food in the attic, your dog will climb the ladder to get it. If you put food in Holland, your dog will go down the travel agents. They know food and they love food
June 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He’s on the same team as Björk at the pub quiz
June 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Burial says: if you cut me I bleed tranquility
May 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
He has a cat called B&Q
He has a dog called Milk
May 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
He once took a pizza through customs, they were cool with it being hand luggage as it was less than 100ml
May 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Burial says: if your friend breaks his nose, use a non-toxic marker when you sign his cast
May 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Burial fact: he is 20 years old
It 's 20 years today, Burial touched down in South London and introduced his unique sound with the EP 'South London Boroughs'

#burial #hyperdub #oldmusicthursday #classic
May 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
His favourite method of popping bubblewrap is the chinese burn
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
While sleeping his gravity inverts and he wakes up on the ceiling
April 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
LP3's delays are due to burial sinking into a deep depression due to finding out bunniez is not a real drug. Scientific research on this is taking priority over curing cancer.
April 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Bunniez is named after the fictional "bunny weed" that burial thought was real. Look out for the sample "bun that shit!"
April 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bunniez is dropping on XL soon but not today because Burial does not want to commemorate Hitler's birthday
April 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
He's chowing down on some homemade eggibles to celebrate easter 4/20
April 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
He sometimes performs reggae covers under the name Jah of Mayonnaise
April 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Actress and Mattress have similar qualities because end of the day you’re sleeping on them
April 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Actress has been in lots and lots of movies. What movies have you been in? Comment below
April 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
While it is arguable to refer to Actress as a genius, He can, without a shadow of a doubt, drink a guinness
April 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Actress has never made a song called Archangel. You might be thinking of Angels Pharmacy (2020)
April 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy anniversary to Statik, 0 years and 298 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Statik?
April 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Actress goes to his local pub every day in order to drink 10 pints of guinness
April 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
He once put Guinness in a sandwich and ate it in one go
April 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
New blue sky post
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hit Will up on Xbox he's xXx_FaZeBuRiAL_xXx
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If he puts sweetcorn up his ass it comes out his mouth perfectly intact
March 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM