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Sean Paul Sartre
@burgerkrieg.bsky.social
Formerly of @TheBurgerkrieg fame on Twitter
Check out my work (talking): https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurgerkrieg
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New video on my YouTube channel! Reading four stories by @burgerkrieg.bsky.social including The Evolutionary Reason for the Uncanny Valley.

Really happy that I've been able to make vids again btw. Streams return soon.

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The Evolutionary Reason for the Uncanny Valley | Nachorror
YouTube video by Nachorror
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July 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Why is YouTube? | Episode 3: The Burgerkrieg ft. @burgerkrieg.bsky.social

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Why is YouTube? | Episode 3: The Burgerkrieg
YouTube video by The Other James
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May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Proponents of the Turn of the Millennium explain the dearth of material evidence with a sacrificial practice known as "planned obsolescence," wherein goods would be degraded at manufacture to serve the ideal of "profit maximisation" espoused by the philosopher-cleric caste of the time.
April 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I genuinely believe that the greatest cultural impediment to progress today is cynicism.
April 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One of the all time great records
April 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
there is nothing in this world more aptly named than this
April 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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talking some shop about the youtube channel
just making sure I can keep doing this
YouTube video by TheBurgerkrieg
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April 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I should not have gone to see the minecraft movie in theatres but I did and I should not have done it
April 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It is my pleasure to announce that @burgerkrieg.bsky.social charity stream made $3.410,99 for @translifeline.bsky.social !
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
they used to just casually show feet on television and we never even suspected
March 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how many more layers of nonchalant irony do you think you'll need in order to disappear completely
March 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
what you need to understand is that it's actually okay for me to be a reprehensible piece of shit because I am doing it for self-care
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
me imagining myself doing something really difficult and thinking “I could probably do that” (it is actually very easy in my imagination)
March 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
if you want to remember all the conversations you've had the last week just look at the products amazon thinks you might be interested in buying
March 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I promise you, you have not heard this LOST theory before
My LOST Theory that Makes Sense and Ties it All Together (90 Minutes)
YouTube video by TheBurgerkrieg
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March 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I genuinely think most of our ideas about “what things in the household need how much cleaning” were made up by housewives in the 1950es who were bored out the their fucking gourd because they couldn't leave the house all day
March 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"And then in 2008 they elected Obama-"
Racist time traveller from 1890: "They let an IRISHMAN be president?"
February 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
how I feel when I say "skibidi sigma gyatt" to the spider who lives in one of my many cursed wooden masks
February 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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>i sit down at the poker table
>the dealer hands me the entire deck
>I hand it back and earn 4^58 chips
>i cash out for 7 dollars
February 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
New Pen&Paper lore video out about The Wildsea, one of the most imaginative settings I have seen recently.
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Chainsaw Ships on the Endless Treetop Ocean (The Wildsea Lore Overview) (1 hr & 40 minutes)
YouTube video by TheBurgerkrieg
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February 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"so basically life is a roguelike but your score at the end of each run defines the starting conditions of the next run and
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Every time doctors take my blood (and it happens at least twice a year) they invent some bizarre new way to find a vein.
January 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't even post about politics that much here on Bluesky because it feels silly to taint the place with the sort of vile bullshit from Twitter, but whenever I do see politics here it's civil and intellectual
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
When I was a teenager there was a way I thought I would feel about myself when I was 20, having both planted and ready to experience adventure. I am gonna be 30 next month and now is the first time in my life I actually feel that way.
January 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM