funko pop in each pocket and my asscrack is visible
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
funko pop in each pocket and my asscrack is visible
just kind of always vaguely sweaty in some way
August 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
just kind of always vaguely sweaty in some way
i used to visualize wrapping rocks in saran wrap to fall asleep as a kid
August 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i used to visualize wrapping rocks in saran wrap to fall asleep as a kid
cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
August 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
breakfast today is 6 kraft singles i melted onto a paper plate in a microwave on chicken setting
August 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
breakfast today is 6 kraft singles i melted onto a paper plate in a microwave on chicken setting
my son went missing here when he was 3 weeks old he loved the margaritas
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my son went missing here when he was 3 weeks old he loved the margaritas
casserole you just fucking put stuff in a pan Fuck you leftovers for 9 days
August 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
casserole you just fucking put stuff in a pan Fuck you leftovers for 9 days
fuck me my millipedes got loose
August 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
fuck me my millipedes got loose
tonight i will let the lead poisoning do the talking
August 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
tonight i will let the lead poisoning do the talking
i could cook something up for you white passing boy
August 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i could cook something up for you white passing boy
update this roommate had a psychotic break about mind controlled roaches in the kitchen
my roommate uses this it makes her And the bathroom smell like wet dog and period blood
August 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
update this roommate had a psychotic break about mind controlled roaches in the kitchen
marines with ptsd dont even go through that much honestly have they ever woken up a little nauseous as a girl
August 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
marines with ptsd dont even go through that much honestly have they ever woken up a little nauseous as a girl
ive never Even played pokemon my avatar is performative my personality is fake and my fit is trash
August 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ive never Even played pokemon my avatar is performative my personality is fake and my fit is trash
did too many percs in highschool when i hear mo bamba i start to hallucinate the rainforest cafe frog
August 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
did too many percs in highschool when i hear mo bamba i start to hallucinate the rainforest cafe frog
does indeed have job listings for "coworker whos really into eminem and open carrying at dominos"
April 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
does indeed have job listings for "coworker whos really into eminem and open carrying at dominos"
every time i get a stomach ache i instantly lose the ability to feel empathy for my fellow man
April 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
every time i get a stomach ache i instantly lose the ability to feel empathy for my fellow man
turns out this only happens when The man is ugly
January 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
turns out this only happens when The man is ugly
should not have played minecraft as a kid it made me think only eating full loaves of bread all day was good im a fatass bro
January 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
should not have played minecraft as a kid it made me think only eating full loaves of bread all day was good im a fatass bro
first time at a lutheran church today accidentally partook of The Blood of Christ like a shot of pink whitney
December 25, 2024 at 5:16 AM
first time at a lutheran church today accidentally partook of The Blood of Christ like a shot of pink whitney
ive added a wonderful heaping of aluminum shavings to your Disgusting fucking salad
December 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
ive added a wonderful heaping of aluminum shavings to your Disgusting fucking salad
closest thing im getting to reverting back to monkey eating bugs is mini m&ms
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
closest thing im getting to reverting back to monkey eating bugs is mini m&ms
backrooms would be scarier if cillian murphy was there
December 4, 2024 at 12:45 AM
backrooms would be scarier if cillian murphy was there
please stop making shows and movies if your music taste is garbage i was enjoying this and then you Made me listen to twenty one pilots
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
please stop making shows and movies if your music taste is garbage i was enjoying this and then you Made me listen to twenty one pilots